As I say you're the prophet of popsicle resurrection and popstar addictions, you hear a blade of grass whispering... As I say you're the prophet of penis enlargement and double penetration, you see the moon blink knowingly... As you say, you're the prophet of eternal properties, I nod my head once As you say, you're the prophet of the Word's Eternal Prophecy, we agree and lay these differences to rest...

You were in last night's dream again. This time we were high school teachers leading a rag tag group of misfit kids in a song and dance battle against redneck zombies.

From a friend who knows me pretty well...

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The successful Czech composer Vaclav
Halek has an unusual muse: the mushroom kingdom. No, he doesn't ingest
the psychedelic varieties and write music while high. Rather, he wanders
out into the forest, lies down next to fungal colonies, and tunes in to their
vibrations. "I simply record music that the mushrooms sing to me," he
told *The Sydney Morning Herald.* Trees and rocks also produce
melodies, he reports, but the toadstools' compositions are the finest.
Given the fact that you're in a phase when becoming a better listener
would improve your life dramatically, Sagittarius, I encourage you to be
open-minded about Halek's approach to his creativity. Just imagine that
you have the power to eavesdrop on all of creation

And for your secret reading Sagittarius: Hybrid cars get great gas mileage and don't spew dirty emissions into the air. They also produce minimal noise pollution. In fact, some are so silent that they can be hazardous to pedestrians and bicyclists. While riding my bike today, for instance, I didn't hear the Toyota Prius that was bearing down on me from behind, and I almost swerved right into its path. Let this serve you as an illustration of the law of unintended consequences. You should watch for unexpected changes caused by the healthy improvements you've made in your life. I'm not saying the changes will necessarily be bad, just that you should be alert for results you didn't foresee.