No testimonials since 2006 is just...wrong. Not when there's so much to say about this freakin' klown. Thanks for the honeydillas and oatmeal in a cone. Mom is the best when she's just hangin' in the camper, havin a comfy time in a rock quarry. I look forward to getting to know her better. Oh, and she tastes great covered in donut glaze.

i was a white make up virgin until the santa i wore a squeaking red nose and got double teamed by a Klown and a Jelly... forgot about the paint... went to the pool and sauna... couldn't figure out why people were smiling at me... xo thanks

Oh Lulabel we met with her finger in my butt, than it was on to drinking from her dribbling bra at burn in the forest. After joining the circus with me things have only gotten weirder. I can't appreciate it more. All I have is love for this clown. The wise words of a clown should be listened to but they are not trusted so watch out. She's one of my guardian angles and best friends I could only wish the world was made up of more clowns like her. Not to insult the santa's who try there best.

LulaBelle!! you're a fine Klown A fine Klown indeed. But even more, youre a better friend. Sweet, smart funny and cute. All wrapped up with a nice rack to boot. If you litter she'll tell you not to pollute. And she will kick you with her boot!

That was a rhyme for holly, cant wait to see you again!

What can I say about Holly? She's kind, sweet, and has a wonderfull smile. And then there's the alter-ego Lula. Lula is my kind of girl! There isn't a klown this side of the Milky Way with a better set of Orange Chaps! And the really nice thing about those chaps (other than the view from the back) is the fire she swings between them. Beautiful I tell ya. She'll sit on the floor of her tent at 3am eating a can of cold chili and not complain about it. If I ever had to be stuck in the middle of nowhere it's these two scitzophernic personalities I want to be with. Thanks Holly, and you too Lula, for the Great memories.

Hugs, Kisses and Paddles,
Puppy
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