January 24, 2004
I think Knotty's the best.
I have enjoyed trekking to Oregon for the sole purpose of celebrating his life by getting greased up and going to strip clubs.
I think his talent is undeniable. I can't believe what good pictures came out of insufficient lighting, no sleep, lots of nitrous, shaving cream and candy.
You know the kind of parties where someone says "if it's going to be that kind of a party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatos?" Although he was not the spudfucker I have to give mad credit to this clown. The things he allows to go on in his house. Well...with mad crazy cohorts, shenanigans occur.
December 15, 2003
He let me beat him with a bat, while I was wearing a gas mask.
and he choked on shaving cream pies.
How many clowns fit in a porno booth? 20-22, we really lost count and needed a much smaller room.
As an artist hes great as a clown he's funnier, as a magician hes grand and as a bear he's fuzzier!
He let me use his house to store my supply of stolen baloons.
He let my friends and I torture him through a 12 hour photo shoot.
He took us on a tour of lots of strip clubs, all dressed like clowns.
He plays the concertina, he is friends with a puppet, hes a master at taking pictures of hot naked clowns.
He rocks! He fucking rocks! And still loves me though I'm forgetful and sporatic sometimes! xoxo