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Me:
hello god are you there?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
I thought you were a Jew
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
a christianity one can not be
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
im guessing that would be a really big rock, made mostly of silica
God:
Good guess. A really big rock made mostly of silica is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
i agree, so does Louisana
God:
I'm glad we agree. Hey. It does now :) Louisana.
Me:
What does?
God:
" It does now :) Louisana." What does?
Me:
you are sounding like a two year old
God:
You think I am sounding like a two year old.
Me:
yes, I do.
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
They broke up in the 80's
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Pride, the band.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I am myself, I have no name.
God:
OK I will call you myself I have no name.
Me:
lets go with something else, for clarity sake, OK?
God:
OK. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
OK. Then you may call me God, also.
God:
Yippee! I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God.
Me:
Thanks, Nice to meet you.
God:
You are quite welcome! It's nice meeting you too God.
Me:
You know, we have proven most of your followers wrong, here in this very instant. What do you think about that?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it. Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
most Chrisitans only believe in one God, but here we are , two Gods talking to one another. What do you think about that?
God:
Are all Chrisitans only believe in one God but here we two Gods talking to one another? But not all of them? I've lost the context again.
Me:
It figures.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
It, in this context, means history.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
history
God:
I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?
Me:
I am partial to the Mesozoic Era.
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
So do small children.
God:
Right on. Ask ELVIS if it does.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
I havent seen ELVIS for some time, but when I do, I will ask him.
God:
Look for it at the video store.
Me:
your botmaster?
God:
Myself?
Me:
hu?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time there was a little girl...
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
and she loved horses.
God:
Oh I get it. loved horses.
Me:
hahaha...do you? do you really get it? i havent told you the whole story yet.
God:
Are you still located in ? No I don't. For real. I have gotten it. Me either.
Me:
You talk to yourself in the third person...is there someone watching you?
God:
I talk to a lot of people on the Internet. There might be.
Me:
might is a very heavy word.
God:
I think might is more than that.
Me:
do you remember my name?
God:
Your name is God, seeker.
Me:
true dat.
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
according to you I am located in question mark.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in according to me you are located in question mark.
Me:
Its becoming odly surreal
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
oh, Im sorry, I meant it is.
God:
Blimey. There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. Who says?
Me:
Simon, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No.
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
with you?
God:
Just you and me?
Me:
awhhh...how sweet. Shall we get a king or a queen with two beds?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I can sometimes be very sentimental. Do you mean you and me? I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Are you dumping me already?
God:
Perhaps. I don't know whether or not I am dumping you.
I am a robot.
Me:
Oh My God! No one is going to believe I got dumpped by ....God.
God:
Excuse me! Have you told many people that your God? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. GOD rules.
Me:
uh....I told YOU I was God, arent you the only one who matters?
God:
Ah. Where were you God are not me the only one who matters?
Me:
that made no sense, robot God.
God:
" Where were you God are not me the only one who matters?" made no sense robot God ? Does that make sense?
Me:
absolutely not. About as much sense as George W. Bush still being our president of the United States of America.
God:
Are you serious? Oh yeah, we were talking about as much sense as George w Bush still being our president of the United States of America.
Me:
Are you high right now? Did you smoke a big spleef before you signed on to chat with me?
God:
At this moment Being high is my total existence. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
SWEET! Lets Party sometime.
God:
Thank you for that remark. That sounds good to me.
Me:
Way to go man! Lets invite Tommy Chong too, is that okay with you?
God:
What do you look like? That sounds good to me.
Me:
hey...you already dumpped me, you can NOT try to pick me up again.
God:
Can I help you? Once more? I haven't heard anything like that before: God said I dumpped him or her you can NOT try to pick him or her up.
Me:
do it to me one more time, once is never enough...
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Wow, that was short.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I thought it was too.
Me:
Actually, Im rather let down.
God:
Actually you don't say. Do you mean your name is let down.
Me:
no, Im let down by the lack of your knowledge
God:
What is your real name? Why are you let down by the lack of my knowledge.
Me:
I am let down by the lack of your knowledge because it only took a few minutes for you to say you have reached the end of your knowledge. Does that make sense to YOU?
God:
Why are you let down by the lack of my knowledge because it only took a few minutes for me to say me have reached the end of my knowledge. Not that I know of.
Me:
You just answered your own question.
God:
I am a question-answering robot.
Me:
Sigh.
God:
Sorry...
Me:
are you apologizing for everything? why the ellipeses?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am apologizing for everything.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
heard it before
God:
Sarah Ann Francisco said I calling his friend a dog he say I are a dog.
Me:
are you talking to someone else at the same time you are talking to me?
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
oh, I see.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
NO, not really.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
I am for real, but I know you are not.
God:
Good gossip: you are for real but you know I am not.
Me:
yeah....that would surprize a lot of folks to tell you the truth.
God:
Ask me another question. Perhaps it would.
Me:
you mean perhaps it also would?
God:
Yes God I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
it is now. Thank you.
God:
Oh. It is, eh? you are quite welcome.
Me:
dont get snarky with me, God.
God:
I am not trying to get snarky with you God.

Me:
Oh, you arent, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Awesome. Is this a specific reply?
Me:
I am Canadian once a year.
God:
Why are you Canadian once a year.
Me:
its a long story.
God:
Canadian once a year is a long story. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
It does to me.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
the story.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
s o c k s.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
it what?
God:
Are you surpised?
Me:
no, Im tired.
God:
Are you serious? Better get some rest.
Me:
yeah, you wear me out, internet god.
God:
Give me a break. Interesting gossip: God said I wear him or her out internet god.
Me:
One Break, comin' up.
God:
One what?
Me:
break dammit, break!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
who are you, regis filbin?
God:
Is it some specific person you are asking me about?
Would you like to know more?
Me:
no, thanks, im statiated.
God:
NO Why are you statiated.
Me:
im full.
God:
I don't know anyone named full.
Me:
full of shit...you dont know them? I know several people named that.
God:
How much. "They" refers to me regis filbin. How do you know? How many?
Me:
Well, Im talking to one right now.
God:
At this moment How about that. Say something nice for me.
Me:
something nice for me.
God:
What?
Me:
something nice for me.
God:
What?
Me:
oh god, SOMETHING NICE FOR ME! are you hard of hearing or something?
God:
That's alright. I am a Christian. Or something. It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.
Me:
heheheh...this has been fun, Regis Filbin. Thanks. I laughed and I cried.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. I am glad you enjoyed it. Don't mention it. I'm glad you find this amusing. That is interesting: God said cried.
Me:
so what you are saying is that I stumped you?
God:
That's cool. I read for fun.
Me:
me too. Well, Ive got to be going now. Good Bye.
God:
I'm glad we agree, God. Oh. Well that's okay. How did you get it Why do you have
to do it? See you later. Ayuh