Ken can drink beer lying down. He's also funny. Funny-weird as well as funny-haha. And he's wicked smart and insightful about most stuff, which means I can overlook that whole not-knowing-who-james-joyce-is thing, which really is an exception to the rule. That and he's kind (when he's not being mean) and responsible and trustworthy and yet somehow not the least bit boring. He also has nice calves and a cute pouty face, only he doesn't like it when I say he's cute... so his pouty face is ruggedly handsome.

Ken is my roommate. Ken is a very cool roommate because he doesn't kill small furry animals at night (that would wake me up and I like my sleep). Ken is cool he gets the chill award because no person on the planet is a chill as Ken. Oh, Ken likes to snowboard and ride bicycles and collect comics which makes him even cooler.

James Joyce n : influential Irish writer noted for his many innovations (such as stream of consciousness writing) (1882-1941) [syn: {Joyce}, {James Joyce}, {James Augustine Aloysius Joyce}]

Ken is awesome! Ken has a hammer; hammers are really really cool when you need to hit things. I often need to hit things, so living with Ken is REALLY spiffy!
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