Fun Palace in YAY area? preety please...

Searching for lovely house to sublet 2-4 bedrooms in bay area for around august 15th - oct 1st or maybe longer....

Greetings lovely folks, The funginears are searching for a super special magic fancy ultra magnificant house to call home for a bitsy,
we would be working on post and pre production in the house, and maybe filming some green screen stuff with some puppets, and being really cozy and happy and stoked to be in the bay area with so many lovely folks.

if you have the magic key to this wonderland please let me know...
spread the word!

thanksyzy
kyrian

Emerg*N*see Varietea Show Contest!!!!

Prepare to be Fundazz'ld!
ITS...

The most boring thing EVER!.... (syke)

-A Vari'e'tea show Hosted by Reggie Watts and the Funginears..

Bring your favorite mug, get cozy & climb on board
the swift'est loose caboose for a phan'tabu'luss
chug chuga WHOoTT WHOO YumM RyDE.
This midnight miracle bonanza features myriads of glorius FAMOUS people Performing tantalizing tid bits dipped in never before seen special sauce.


SUPER CONEST:
Are you Asleep? How about u'kneeq wackey or wierd? Have you always dreamed of adding your special something to a stage of splendour? well now you can! (maybe, if you win and stuff)
we are taking submissions for you n your krews crazy ideas for a performance, anything from a dancy dance or singy song song, to performance art croquet, upsidown kereoke, or ice cream slip'n'slide. if your inspired by it tell us about it.
performances must be under 5 minutes long and not suck in a bad way. we shall pick the best couple an then TADA!
submit your idea to pickmeprettyplease@emergnsee.com

FungErg*N*SEE come PLAY at Emerg*N*see

Emerg*N*see...Totes to the ILLY funest festy, COME PLAY!!!!!

Hirooo all you glorius muffcakes!

many superfelous greetings from the Krystal Unicorn Fortress...

we funginears have been in the secret chambers, with our engineer caps on an our elbow chakras engaded.

an we gots some BRAND new KINDs of FUN for ya indeeeedyzzz

Emerg*N*See will be our ONLY show this summer....

we been holding our cheese an working on fantastically freshy churned yumz in the form of top secret suprises to come in the future times...

but are excited to get back to our roots an get silly nilly wit all yaz and show play with our *ALL NEW PUPPETS!!!!*

thats right folks, paragon an the whole gang went to funginears make over reality tv contest, an won themeselfs all new incarnations that are more bettererest !...

ALSO , there are mysterious whispers of some sorta panty on head clad dj steez suprise that involves L bows....shhh


SO come play, you'll smile your hearts out an giggle with some glee..

get all info an buy awesome fun tickets at emergnsee.com

EMRG+N+SEE '08 : Music+Arts Festival – July 18th – 20th
Miller Brothers Ranch, Salem, Oregon
Directions: 2008.emrgnsee.com/directions/

This aint no disco! EMRG+N+SEE is Oregon's only festival showcasing over three days & nights worth of the best cutting-edge electronic & live music to be found anywhere! Not mere DJs – pioneers of sound, vision & light – all taking it further! As well, feast on stunning art installations to delight your eyes, attend transformational workshops that will leave you rearranged, purchase independent fashion and goods, and meet wonderful people in a lush enchanted forest!

Featuring: Lifesavas, Zilla, Eoto, Helios, Random Rab, Vibesquad, Mykah 9, Heavyweight Dub Champion, Pnuma live p.a. set, Eliot Lipp live, Filastine, Ill Gates, Ana Sia, Danny Corn, 3WS, Gabriel (e.l.f), Eprom, Shawna, Jantsen, Welder, Lafa Taylor, Lynx, Jamie Janover, Funginears, Reggie Watts, Luminous fog, Novatron, Surrounded by Ninjas, Saqi, Sleepyhead, Trichome, Max Ullis, Taal Mala, tusk, Phowa, Chris Sia, Anahata Sound, Solovox, Neptune, Geno Cochino, Break Beat Buddha, Monkeytech, Ryan Organ, Organic Time Machine, Eleven Eyes, Sasha Butterfly Rose, Global Ruckus, Lesley Kernochan, New Super Heros, Y La Bamba, Comma, Fkir, Bot 23, Kalapaturu tree, and more tba!

Find us on MySpace!: www.myspace.com/emrgnsee
Join the discussion on Tribe.net: tribes.tribe.net/emrgnsee

We think you just might love what we do together!
Tickets available now: 2008.emrgnsee.com/tickets/

The Emrg+N+See Festival is one of the only Oregon-based, three-day events dedicated to showcasing: emerging underground electronic music acts and producers from a broad scope of genres, digital & traditional media art, performance, and independently created fashion & products.

Emrg+N+See was born to serve. Conceived in a small café once upon a time in Ashland Oregon, a small band of creatives set out to produce events that brought together emerging artists alongside current topics of social and environmental awareness. That seed was planted in January 2004 and has grown through the years into the festival we know of today - an arena of artist appreciation and integration into popular culture and commerce.

From west coast to east, from Inner being to outer space – it doesn't matter which – people with skills, musicians with passion, artists with vision – all come to collect themselves under the banner of Emrg+N+See!

Pantaloonz.

Pants are fun, I wanna find more magic ones that are favorites an grow to love me as much as I love them.

pants are like other things sometimes, they change an grow old , there fibers showing the experience of there lives lived, they stretch an ware, fade in form,

I wonder what pants think about knees?

I wonder if they are fulfilled when legs oposite of empty there hollow choridoors, fullfiling there potentially sweaty destiny.?

sometimes I like to retire favorite items just before they transform to more holes then nots.
put them out of rotation, so they can silently rage, hanging out with other past favorites in party boxes somewhere.
Awaiting the day when closet space is never ending , perfectly placed. The museum of past favorites can live in glory, chronologically co-ordinated. hanging in spectacular communal display and ready for those special walks down memory lane, garbed in the armor and insight that these woven wonders brung, brang, bringin...

huh, that really sums it all up for right now, maybe I will post that as a blog on my tribe thingy, sharing this pants talk with budys could be nice cyber share bonding times....

FREE SPOONBILL!!!

IMPORTANT: for anyone who likes nice things and doesn't want really bad things to happen...

below is all sorts of crazy lame sauce super duper crappy information about the unfortunate events that have happened to our glory faced mastermind legend of a fellow spoonbill......
the fun haterz are seriously flexing there boring wackness, we can't let them win....
at the very least send him some love, he is in a room, with a whole bunch of people, some of them quite unsavory , 1 toilet, the works....dumb.........
here is the info of what happened and what you can do to free the lovely man....

To all of you who know and love Jim Moynihan aka Spoonbill or the amazing music he creates...
Jim was crossing the Canadian/American border this week and was detained and placed in custody for a few pictures that were on his girlfriend Annie's camera. He is being held at the moment without bail and is going to be deported and banned from returning to the US. At the moment a lawyer is being contacted and Annie is working to expedite the process that may get jim a court case the *may or may not* afford him a bail/bond option. There is also a concern about this turning from simply a border crossing/deportation issue to a Criminal issue. HE HAS DONE NOTHING ILLEGAL, and had nothing illegal in his possession at the time. however, his presence in Northern California, the photos on his camera, and the fact that we are dealing with the US Feds means that this is more complicated (and freaking stupid) than it has to be.

So what can YOU do? You can donate money to the paypal fund that will be going to help Jim pay lawyer's fees, and also *hopefully* get him bailed out of jail before they deport him in three months. otherwise he'll be sitting in a Tacoma, WA jail until then. And that Sucks royally.
*****paypal information is:********
*******cyberunicorntron@hotmail.com*********
Everyone that's met Jim knows that he is one of the sweetest, most positive people. His music is unique and dynamic and has reached many folks internationally. He emanates joy and deserves all the help, love and support that his community can give him. Please donate whatever you can, and send out prayers of freedom for him.
if you are interested in visiting him, this IS a possibility, although there are certain important stipulations, so please contact me and i will help you get the info you need to go see him.

DJ VADIM, ABSTRACT RUDE, YARAH BRAVO TOUR!!!! in sf friday.....

they are the real deal.... the full on sonic love warriors bringing the real steez un cut.
putting on such a good show, raining down unique styles of revelutionary good times...

please go see them if you get the chance, it is so worth it, they are the loveliest of folks working so hard to spread the love around.

check the picture for the dates and such...
and tell them whats up from the krystal unicorn fortress if you get a chance

FuN Ships....

Soft whispers in your ear.......
of new charted waters in the ever expanding funiverse
carefully complex kookyness navigating timeless tides of amusement rides.
computer screen eyes wide suprise
mermanifesting what nots covered in why nots wraped in never not gumdrops.
high fives all around team players plotting whilst surrendering the raigns of this kyrstal unicorn ...

unbridled sillyness run amuck.

afro expanding elequence, every wish way ....
calling all dreams....
time stops now to offer a carefully prepaired booster chair to the new table.
where our rainbow sparkletronick roots circle round about downy down, all around,
whilst imaginations take flight hand in hand with tangibility,
celebrating success with a choir of tickling angels.
tasting churned butter whilst creating carefully crafted vessals to hold overflowing spilt milk.
sharing with the mouths of the everthing.
scrum diddle dee um shus shananins opening there eyes for the first time again.
jugling hats with boobs on my inner eyes,
synchronised salivating sensitized floating skies,
sun shining rain drops, grey cacoon moon.

there is wind in these sails...
all aboard..........

ZiTs me Birfday!!!

Oh why yes, thanks for asking ,
Indeedles, upon this day, a whoping 22 years ago.
me moma went into labor after eating my big bro's chocolate birthday cake.
and I was born under the full moon on our brown valore couch in front of the fire.
with my moma laughing histarically the whole time she was in labour (who'd a thunk?)

I wanna give some big ups to mom, thanks for letting me grow from nothing in yer belly and feeding me from your boobs, and dressing me and wiping goop from ma face and generally letting me exist. yer so awesome sauced....

it's a wainy day here in ashland, as I sip upon my old love lady grey (special occasion caffiene timez, whatch out!)
as I mellowly rage and contemplate on cycles and past and presents and futures.
this last year was a lot about balance for little ol me, getting more in touch with my libra self...
(by the way when I was in pre school and could never remember what sign I was, I would be like, I am the one the rythmes with zibra...
so I have always had an association between libra's and zibra's)
yep, growing up,staying young....lots of fun...

big squishy love to all you special shining uniquely beautifull ones.
our tea pot overflowithed this summer, so much yumtastickle dingle dangles all around with you galient gooses.
I am about to go into a gleaming gossamer giggleplexed cacoon of magical creation collaboration times.
upon the shores of mt. elphinstone we will be mermanifesting the next steps on this disco dancing path of funginearing.
making imaginations fertile seeds grow upon this zaptastic plane.
exciting and birght , future yummmmmm....

so yeah, I special , I was born , whoo hoo...
tee hee..

feel free to send me singing telegrams on hummingbirds backs
or ornately wraped picnic baskets full of magicall cupcakes.
perhaps some ancient pu erh aged in flowering tree houses
even a whish upon a star or garter belts and pantys for ma head
and I always love unicorn perephanalia and kisses on the wind aswell..

much grandious glimmer glammer super duper smiley curtsys to y'all
and much love to all the birthday libras all around(today we got, my brother, stephany, fatima and some others) tommorow is satoe and anahata, lovely hero and ma k la are on the 3rd, heidi just had hers, and a whole gaggle of others all around...
yay for friends being born....!!

winks and wiggles......
l o v e

Funginears BM SHOW SteeZ!!!

LayDeeys And GentleHens, Lads and Lasses, knobs and dongles!!!

Once more, hence forth and furthermores, Ye Olde Funginears Are Scrambling like a magic egg in it's journey to a morning time mouth apointment....

Stuffing puppets in bags and proding plans with a pogo stick along the merry path to actualization,
Many things have happend this summer, wowza ! what a flume ride it has been.......

BUT:

All that adventour was but a candy liped fluffer for the crowning glory about to unfold, the syrup on the gypsy pancakes, the cream in the tea, the beez in the knees, the shtuff on the things...

Yes if you have not guessed it by now my sparkle muffined headed friend.
burning man is what I elude to,
and , the fun times that are preped like a birthday cake making it's way to the oven....

And this year, we have splurged on some mighty fine and wonderous new and rare and suprising ingredients......

The fundalini did rise, now we are but a bakers dozen of Fundalini Raisens, reduced, refined, wrinkled and sweet.

We have joined forces on the home front camplandia with some Masterfull karete kids and a thriving mob of glitch slaying nice nicers, to form the Inconcievable and blindfolded congealment of potentialitys:
THE FUN KARATE MOB!

The Funginears shall be adventouring forth, for many what nots and unplaned howdy do's of however we feel likes and whatever a happenses.
We shall also be doing these meticulusly planed with a fine toothbrush comb events, please come and take part if you are there.......


WEDNESDAY NIGHT: DIVA BOOT CAMP.....
The Funginears and special suprise guests, shall be hosting this fortuitus fancy frolick, doing tweeners supremers, and story archs stretching high like a chapel of bewildering furr o shus threw out the evening and into the morning.....
where like a spring flock of newly hatched gracefull mutant doves, the white procession shall proceed to process...... (not like the WHATever kinda process, that your friends in a disfuntional relationship that has been going on for way to long do like every 5 minutes, the actual from here to there with bells on type of procession).

here is some of the musical splendor that shall tickle your everthings with us as pallete cleansors and sorbet stuffed in between:

Spoonbill
Dee
saQi
Chris Sia
Ana Sia & DannyCorn (tagteaming dat ass)
Gabriel (ELF)
Vibesquad
Ooah
Haj & Blacklight


FRIDAY EVENING: CENTER CAMP, 7:15-7:45 (i know you all have watches!)
a foray into misty musings and sharing times, for the variety show that is good good...



AND THE MAIN EVENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: SUNDAY!!!! SUNDAY!!!!! SUNDAY!!!!!
6am-after 11ish sometime after the burn , ENTHEON VILLAGE...

after spending a year trying to figure out what the hell happend last sumday brunch, and re allign my whole life in harmony with blaringly obvius confusing lessons learned, We have whole heartedly embraced the sequel, AND this time it's personal.........
We unfortunetly WONT be trying to make vats of holindaze and mini poached eggs with mini biscuits on skewers as people are arriving and we find out almost all the ingredients have gone way off but we try anyway with substitute flavors (don't ever try and make holindaze with soy milk on the playa, BAD IDEA.)

We will be bringing totally heart felt precious nectar filled moments full of joy , grace, fun, smiles and aha's
(we hope) and having this sumday brunch be a potluck suprise, bring whatever you feel like or have left over to share and nibble and sip with your friends........

we will be bringing the fluffy buff stuff to entheon village and stuffing the morning after the burn with super special new kinds of harmonius fun.....

Creating (with you most hopefully) a snip snapity shmorgusboard buffet of the senses, with all sorts of super special suprises (sorry can't tell you, or else it wouldn't be a suprise) and our very favoritest people gatherd in one place to share magic.......

One again we shall be hosting and polishing the whole shabang with variety show steez in full effect:

featuring: (if they arn't asleep or doing something else and forget to show up)

Spoonbill, and the spoonginears, he is the cats meow but better, such a glory legend.....oh my

Sean hayes, voice of an angel, morning serenades

Reggie Watts, best afro ever, and full of suprisese, you are in for a tasty eclectic treat

Boreta and Oah(if he is there) doing some squishy yum yum morning music specialness

Obo Martin, a hoot and a holler filled with magical meaning,

L'vin, doing a special something dipped in feelings and awesome sauce...

L-Bow Suprise, (kyrian dj'ing?) yep after years and years of priming and no practice, kyrian is a dj now, and has been slaying confused crowds for almost 2 months around the world in random situations, he is happy and nervous and happy....

PLUS, an bunch of the suprises I can't tell you about, and all the things that are suprises to us as well that just sorta happen.....

All for fun and fun for all!
it's time for us to have a ball!!!

Forest Row......

As I wonder down streets I once skateboarded on, wearing bagy trousers and xxL t-shirs,
as I swing on the swings I once swung on, whenst my voice it did break and lower, and hair did start a sprouting in funny places...
As I climb the trees I played truth or dare on, and see the spots where I sat and contemplated, forming visions of who I was and what I wanted to be.
everything looks smaller, or am I just bigger?

I am bombarded by random memories and tastes and smells, and am shown quite a surreal look into the past from the vantage point of my life as it is now, and it is quite the perspective opener....

Yes, I am in forest row england, the village I spent my life in from when I was 9-13,
the village is quite small, has one strip about 2 blocks long, with shops that close at 5 and many pubs,
it is mostly based around a massive waldorf school that is quite strict and cult like, which is were I attended school and had quite the battles of will with teachers....

I have come to england to do some funginearing at the glade festival,(which was the muddyest mud pit ever, woah) and this weekend at the secret garden party(which should hopefully be less muddy and more uniquely creative and bizarely wacky). So I seized the moment to come and trip out on the old paths I once traveled...

it was here that I started to dream up the things that seem to be really actualizing in my life at the moment, where I decided that I really could live life the way that I wanted to and make my reality work the way I knew it could,

I remember making a decision here, on where to put my focus, before then it was on sports and making fun of people and being cooler then everyone. I remember that I decided I just wanted to think about things and put my energy towards loves many unique forms.
I felt miss understood here and very differant, I remember being like, hmm, I could be like other people and sacrifice my true self, and then I would have real freinds and maybe a girlfriend, or I could be myself and say a big whatever to people that didn't understand.
thankfully I decided on that, and then I started to dream the world I wanted to live in,

Here I dreamed up the family of creative and powerfull individuals who would one day be my friends and famly members, and that we would create a whole world of magnifacent splendor, suporting and working together in synchronistic artistic awesomeness. I imagined true love and lasses so fair and full of magic , ones that understood and encouraged.....that liked me for being me.....

I had lost touch with most of my friends here, I knew I just needed to show up and experience what I would, I ended runing into one friend and threw that going to a a gathering at someones house where there were a hole crew of peeps.
they were all still hanging out together, taking part in the national pastime of drinking and smoking, talking about boyfriends and girlfriends and there collage courses and jobs and what not.
woah, let me say that I was differant then, and some things don't change.

as I tried to describe to them what I do with my life and the community of loved ones that surround me and the way we live, the look of confusion on there face was fascinating, and totally cute, they are quite genuine and simple in such a beautifull and confusing way to me.

Once again, I feel soooooo gratefull and enthusiastically in love with our community, and the magic we create and the suport we give each other to grow and expand and find ourselves, to genuinly be trying to come from the heart, and create a more harmonious world.
good job everyone.
keep on doing what your doing.

I love you......