Prepare to be Fundazz'ld!
ITS...

The most boring thing EVER!.... (syke)

-A Vari'e'tea show Hosted by Reggie Watts and the Funginears..

Bring your favorite mug, get cozy & climb on board
the swift'est loose caboose for a phan'tabu'luss
chug chuga WHOoTT WHOO YumM RyDE.
This midnight miracle bonanza features myriads of glorius FAMOUS people Performing tantalizing tid bits dipped in never before seen special sauce.


SUPER CONEST:
Are you Asleep? How about u'kneeq wackey or wierd? Have you always dreamed of adding your special something to a stage of splendour? well now you can! (maybe, if you win and stuff)
we are taking submissions for you n your krews crazy ideas for a performance, anything from a dancy dance or singy song song, to performance art croquet, upsidown kereoke, or ice cream slip'n'slide. if your inspired by it tell us about it.
performances must be under 5 minutes long and not suck in a bad way. we shall pick the best couple an then TADA!
submit your idea to pickmeprettyplease@emergnsee.com