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Fun Palace in YAY area? preety please...

kyrian — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:33:37 GMT

Searching for lovely house to sublet 2-4 bedrooms in bay area for around august 15th - oct 1st or maybe longer.... Greetings lovely folks, The funginears are searching for a super special magic fancy ultra magnificant house to call home for a bitsy, we would be working on post and pre production in the house, and maybe filming some green screen stuff with some puppets, and being really cozy and happy and stoked to be in the bay area with so many lovely folks. if you have the magic key to this wonderland please let me know... spread the word! thanksyzy kyrian

EmergNsee Varietea Show Contest!!!!

kyrian — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:38:03 GMT

Prepare to be Fundazz'ld! ITS... The most boring thing EVER!.... (syke) -A Vari'e'tea show Hosted by Reggie Watts and the Funginears.. Bring your favorite mug, get cozy & climb on board the swift'est loose caboose for a phan'tabu'luss chug chuga WHOoTT WHOO YumM RyDE. This midnight miracle bonanza features myriads of glorius FAMOUS people Performing tantalizing tid bits dipped in never before seen special sauce. SUPER CONEST: Are you Asleep? How about u'kneeq wackey or wierd? Have you always dreamed of adding your special something to a stage of splendour? well now you can! (maybe, if you win and stuff) we are taking submissions for you n your krews crazy ideas for a performance, anything from a dancy dance or singy song song, to performance art croquet, upsidown kereoke, or ice cream slip'n'slide. if your inspired by it tell us about it. performances must be under 5 minutes long and not suck in a bad way. we shall pick the best couple an then TADA! submit your idea to pickmeprettyplease@emergnsee.com

FungErgNSEE come PLAY at EmergNsee

kyrian — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:26:11 GMT

Emerg*N*see...Totes to the ILLY funest festy, COME PLAY!!!!! Hirooo all you glorius muffcakes! many superfelous greetings from the Krystal Unicorn Fortress... we funginears have been in the secret chambers, with our engineer caps on an our elbow chakras engaded. an we gots some BRAND new KINDs of FUN for ya indeeeedyzzz Emerg*N*See will be our ONLY show this summer.... we been holding our cheese an working on fantastically freshy churned yumz in the form of top secret suprises to come in the future times... but are excited to get back to our roots an get silly nilly wit all yaz and show play with our *ALL NEW PUPPETS!!!!* thats right folks, paragon an the whole gang went to funginears make over reality tv contest, an won themeselfs all new incarnations that are more bettererest !... ALSO , there are mysterious whispers of some sorta panty on head clad dj steez suprise that involves L bows....shhh SO come play, you'll smile your hearts out an giggle with some glee.. get all info an buy awesome fun tickets at emergnsee.com EMRG+N+SEE '08 : Music+Arts Festival – July 18th – 20th Miller Brothers Ranch, Salem, Oregon Directions: 2008.emrgnsee.com/directions/ This aint no disco! EMRG+N+SEE is Oregon's only festival showcasing over three days & nights worth of the best cutting-edge electronic & live music to be found anywhere! Not mere DJs – pioneers of sound, vision & light – all taking it further! As well, feast on stunning art installations to delight your eyes, attend transformational workshops that will leave you rearranged, purchase independent fashion and goods, and meet wonderful people in a lush enchanted forest! Featuring: Lifesavas, Zilla, Eoto, Helios, Random Rab, Vibesquad, Mykah 9, Heavyweight Dub Champion, Pnuma live p.a. set, Eliot Lipp live, Filastine, Ill Gates, Ana Sia, Danny Corn, 3WS, Gabriel (e.l.f), Eprom, Shawna, Jantsen, Welder, Lafa Taylor, Lynx, Jamie Janover, Funginears, Reggie Watts, Luminous fog, Novatron, Surrounded by Ninjas, Saqi, Sleepyhead, Trichome, Max Ullis, Taal Mala, tusk, Phowa, Chris Sia, Anahata Sound, Solovox, Neptune, Geno Cochino, Break Beat Buddha, Monkeytech, Ryan Organ, Organic Time Machine, Eleven Eyes, Sasha Butterfly Rose, Global Ruckus, Lesley Kernochan, New Super Heros, Y La Bamba, Comma, Fkir, Bot 23, Kalapaturu tree, and more tba! Find us on MySpace!: www.myspace.com/emrgnsee Join the discussion on Tribe.net: tribes.tribe.net/emrgnsee We think you just might love what we do together! Tickets available now: 2008.emrgnsee.com/tickets/ The Emrg+N+See Festival is one of the only Oregon-based, three-day events dedicated to showcasing: emerging underground electronic music acts and producers from a broad scope of genres, digital & traditional media art, performance, and independently created fashion & products. Emrg+N+See was born to serve. Conceived in a small café once upon a time in Ashland Oregon, a small band of creatives set out to produce events that brought together emerging artists alongside current topics of social and environmental awareness. That seed was planted in January 2004 and has grown through the years into the festival we know of today - an arena of artist appreciation and integration into popular culture and commerce. From west coast to east, from Inner being to outer space – it doesn't matter which – people with skills, musicians with passion, artists with vision – all come to collect themselves under the banner of Emrg+N+See!

Pantaloonz.

kyrian — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:40:47 GMT

Pants are fun, I wanna find more magic ones that are favorites an grow to love me as much as I love them. pants are like other things sometimes, they change an grow old , there fibers showing the experience of there lives lived, they stretch an ware, fade in form, I wonder what pants think about knees? I wonder if they are fulfilled when legs oposite of empty there hollow choridoors, fullfiling there potentially sweaty destiny.? sometimes I like to retire favorite items just before they transform to more holes then nots. put them out of rotation, so they can silently rage, hanging out with other past favorites in party boxes somewhere. Awaiting the day when closet space is never ending , perfectly placed. The museum of past favorites can live in glory, chronologically co-ordinated. hanging in spectacular communal display and ready for those special walks down memory lane, garbed in the armor and insight that these woven wonders brung, brang, bringin... huh, that really sums it all up for right now, maybe I will post that as a blog on my tribe thingy, sharing this pants talk with budys could be nice cyber share bonding times....

FREE SPOONBILL!!!

kyrian — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:59:35 GMT

IMPORTANT: for anyone who likes nice things and doesn't want really bad things to happen... below is all sorts of crazy lame sauce super duper crappy information about the unfortunate events that have happened to our glory faced mastermind legend of a fellow spoonbill...... the fun haterz are seriously flexing there boring wackness, we can't let them win.... at the very least send him some love, he is in a room, with a whole bunch of people, some of them quite unsavory , 1 toilet, the works....dumb......... here is the info of what happened and what you can do to free the lovely man.... To all of you who know and love Jim Moynihan aka Spoonbill or the amazing music he creates... Jim was crossing the Canadian/American border this week and was detained and placed in custody for a few pictures that were on his girlfriend Annie's camera. He is being held at the moment without bail and is going to be deported and banned from returning to the US. At the moment a lawyer is being contacted and Annie is working to expedite the process that may get jim a court case the *may or may not* afford him a bail/bond option. There is also a concern about this turning from simply a border crossing/deportation issue to a Criminal issue. HE HAS DONE NOTHING ILLEGAL, and had nothing illegal in his possession at the time. however, his presence in Northern California, the photos on his camera, and the fact that we are dealing with the US Feds means that this is more complicated (and freaking stupid) than it has to be. So what can YOU do? You can donate money to the paypal fund that will be going to help Jim pay lawyer's fees, and also *hopefully* get him bailed out of jail before they deport him in three months. otherwise he'll be sitting in a Tacoma, WA jail until then. And that Sucks royally. *****paypal information is:******** *******cyberunicorntron@hotmail.com********* Everyone that's met Jim knows that he is one of the sweetest, most positive people. His music is unique and dynamic and has reached many folks internationally. He emanates joy and deserves all the help, love and support that his community can give him. Please donate whatever you can, and send out prayers of freedom for him. if you are interested in visiting him, this IS a possibility, although there are certain important stipulations, so please contact me and i will help you get the info you need to go see him.

DJ VADIM, ABSTRACT RUDE, YARAH BRAVO TOUR!!!! in sf friday.....

kyrian — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:27:31 GMT

they are the real deal.... the full on sonic love warriors bringing the real steez un cut. putting on such a good show, raining down unique styles of revelutionary good times... please go see them if you get the chance, it is so worth it, they are the loveliest of folks working so hard to spread the love around. check the picture for the dates and such... and tell them whats up from the krystal unicorn fortress if you get a chance

FuN Ships....

kyrian — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:27:12 GMT

Soft whispers in your ear....... of new charted waters in the ever expanding funiverse carefully complex kookyness navigating timeless tides of amusement rides. computer screen eyes wide suprise mermanifesting what nots covered in why nots wraped in never not gumdrops. high fives all around team players plotting whilst surrendering the raigns of this kyrstal unicorn ... unbridled sillyness run amuck. afro expanding elequence, every wish way .... calling all dreams.... time stops now to offer a carefully prepaired booster chair to the new table. where our rainbow sparkletronick roots circle round about downy down, all around, whilst imaginations take flight hand in hand with tangibility, celebrating success with a choir of tickling angels. tasting churned butter whilst creating carefully crafted vessals to hold overflowing spilt milk. sharing with the mouths of the everthing. scrum diddle dee um shus shananins opening there eyes for the first time again. jugling hats with boobs on my inner eyes, synchronised salivating sensitized floating skies, sun shining rain drops, grey cacoon moon. there is wind in these sails... all aboard..........

ZiTs me Birfday!!!

kyrian — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:31:30 GMT

Oh why yes, thanks for asking , Indeedles, upon this day, a whoping 22 years ago. me moma went into labor after eating my big bro's chocolate birthday cake. and I was born under the full moon on our brown valore couch in front of the fire. with my moma laughing histarically the whole time she was in labour (who'd a thunk?) I wanna give some big ups to mom, thanks for letting me grow from nothing in yer belly and feeding me from your boobs, and dressing me and wiping goop from ma face and generally letting me exist. yer so awesome sauced.... it's a wainy day here in ashland, as I sip upon my old love lady grey (special occasion caffiene timez, whatch out!) as I mellowly rage and contemplate on cycles and past and presents and futures. this last year was a lot about balance for little ol me, getting more in touch with my libra self... (by the way when I was in pre school and could never remember what sign I was, I would be like, I am the one the rythmes with zibra... so I have always had an association between libra's and zibra's) yep, growing up,staying young....lots of fun... big squishy love to all you special shining uniquely beautifull ones. our tea pot overflowithed this summer, so much yumtastickle dingle dangles all around with you galient gooses. I am about to go into a gleaming gossamer giggleplexed cacoon of magical creation collaboration times. upon the shores of mt. elphinstone we will be mermanifesting the next steps on this disco dancing path of funginearing. making imaginations fertile seeds grow upon this zaptastic plane. exciting and birght , future yummmmmm.... so yeah, I special , I was born , whoo hoo... tee hee.. feel free to send me singing telegrams on hummingbirds backs or ornately wraped picnic baskets full of magicall cupcakes. perhaps some ancient pu erh aged in flowering tree houses even a whish upon a star or garter belts and pantys for ma head and I always love unicorn perephanalia and kisses on the wind aswell.. much grandious glimmer glammer super duper smiley curtsys to y'all and much love to all the birthday libras all around(today we got, my brother, stephany, fatima and some others) tommorow is satoe and anahata, lovely hero and ma k la are on the 3rd, heidi just had hers, and a whole gaggle of others all around... yay for friends being born....!! winks and wiggles...... l o v e

Funginears BM SHOW SteeZ!!!

kyrian — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:44:45 GMT

LayDeeys And GentleHens, Lads and Lasses, knobs and dongles!!! Once more, hence forth and furthermores, Ye Olde Funginears Are Scrambling like a magic egg in it's journey to a morning time mouth apointment.... Stuffing puppets in bags and proding plans with a pogo stick along the merry path to actualization, Many things have happend this summer, wowza ! what a flume ride it has been....... BUT: All that adventour was but a candy liped fluffer for the crowning glory about to unfold, the syrup on the gypsy pancakes, the cream in the tea, the beez in the knees, the shtuff on the things... Yes if you have not guessed it by now my sparkle muffined headed friend. burning man is what I elude to, and , the fun times that are preped like a birthday cake making it's way to the oven.... And this year, we have splurged on some mighty fine and wonderous new and rare and suprising ingredients...... The fundalini did rise, now we are but a bakers dozen of Fundalini Raisens, reduced, refined, wrinkled and sweet. We have joined forces on the home front camplandia with some Masterfull karete kids and a thriving mob of glitch slaying nice nicers, to form the Inconcievable and blindfolded congealment of potentialitys: THE FUN KARATE MOB! The Funginears shall be adventouring forth, for many what nots and unplaned howdy do's of however we feel likes and whatever a happenses. We shall also be doing these meticulusly planed with a fine toothbrush comb events, please come and take part if you are there....... WEDNESDAY NIGHT: DIVA BOOT CAMP..... The Funginears and special suprise guests, shall be hosting this fortuitus fancy frolick, doing tweeners supremers, and story archs stretching high like a chapel of bewildering furr o shus threw out the evening and into the morning..... where like a spring flock of newly hatched gracefull mutant doves, the white procession shall proceed to process...... (not like the WHATever kinda process, that your friends in a disfuntional relationship that has been going on for way to long do like every 5 minutes, the actual from here to there with bells on type of procession). here is some of the musical splendor that shall tickle your everthings with us as pallete cleansors and sorbet stuffed in between: Spoonbill Dee saQi Chris Sia Ana Sia & DannyCorn (tagteaming dat ass) Gabriel (ELF) Vibesquad Ooah Haj & Blacklight FRIDAY EVENING: CENTER CAMP, 7:15-7:45 (i know you all have watches!) a foray into misty musings and sharing times, for the variety show that is good good... AND THE MAIN EVENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: SUNDAY!!!! SUNDAY!!!!! SUNDAY!!!!! 6am-after 11ish sometime after the burn , ENTHEON VILLAGE... after spending a year trying to figure out what the hell happend last sumday brunch, and re allign my whole life in harmony with blaringly obvius confusing lessons learned, We have whole heartedly embraced the sequel, AND this time it's personal......... We unfortunetly WONT be trying to make vats of holindaze and mini poached eggs with mini biscuits on skewers as people are arriving and we find out almost all the ingredients have gone way off but we try anyway with substitute flavors (don't ever try and make holindaze with soy milk on the playa, BAD IDEA.) We will be bringing totally heart felt precious nectar filled moments full of joy , grace, fun, smiles and aha's (we hope) and having this sumday brunch be a potluck suprise, bring whatever you feel like or have left over to share and nibble and sip with your friends........ we will be bringing the fluffy buff stuff to entheon village and stuffing the morning after the burn with super special new kinds of harmonius fun..... Creating (with you most hopefully) a snip snapity shmorgusboard buffet of the senses, with all sorts of super special suprises (sorry can't tell you, or else it wouldn't be a suprise) and our very favoritest people gatherd in one place to share magic....... One again we shall be hosting and polishing the whole shabang with variety show steez in full effect: featuring: (if they arn't asleep or doing something else and forget to show up) Spoonbill, and the spoonginears, he is the cats meow but better, such a glory legend.....oh my Sean hayes, voice of an angel, morning serenades Reggie Watts, best afro ever, and full of suprisese, you are in for a tasty eclectic treat Boreta and Oah(if he is there) doing some squishy yum yum morning music specialness Obo Martin, a hoot and a holler filled with magical meaning, L'vin, doing a special something dipped in feelings and awesome sauce... L-Bow Suprise, (kyrian dj'ing?) yep after years and years of priming and no practice, kyrian is a dj now, and has been slaying confused crowds for almost 2 months around the world in random situations, he is happy and nervous and happy.... PLUS, an bunch of the suprises I can't tell you about, and all the things that are suprises to us as well that just sorta happen..... All for fun and fun for all! it's time for us to have a ball!!!

Forest Row......

kyrian — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:34:04 GMT

As I wonder down streets I once skateboarded on, wearing bagy trousers and xxL t-shirs, as I swing on the swings I once swung on, whenst my voice it did break and lower, and hair did start a sprouting in funny places... As I climb the trees I played truth or dare on, and see the spots where I sat and contemplated, forming visions of who I was and what I wanted to be. everything looks smaller, or am I just bigger? I am bombarded by random memories and tastes and smells, and am shown quite a surreal look into the past from the vantage point of my life as it is now, and it is quite the perspective opener.... Yes, I am in forest row england, the village I spent my life in from when I was 9-13, the village is quite small, has one strip about 2 blocks long, with shops that close at 5 and many pubs, it is mostly based around a massive waldorf school that is quite strict and cult like, which is were I attended school and had quite the battles of will with teachers.... I have come to england to do some funginearing at the glade festival,(which was the muddyest mud pit ever, woah) and this weekend at the secret garden party(which should hopefully be less muddy and more uniquely creative and bizarely wacky). So I seized the moment to come and trip out on the old paths I once traveled... it was here that I started to dream up the things that seem to be really actualizing in my life at the moment, where I decided that I really could live life the way that I wanted to and make my reality work the way I knew it could, I remember making a decision here, on where to put my focus, before then it was on sports and making fun of people and being cooler then everyone. I remember that I decided I just wanted to think about things and put my energy towards loves many unique forms. I felt miss understood here and very differant, I remember being like, hmm, I could be like other people and sacrifice my true self, and then I would have real freinds and maybe a girlfriend, or I could be myself and say a big whatever to people that didn't understand. thankfully I decided on that, and then I started to dream the world I wanted to live in, Here I dreamed up the family of creative and powerfull individuals who would one day be my friends and famly members, and that we would create a whole world of magnifacent splendor, suporting and working together in synchronistic artistic awesomeness. I imagined true love and lasses so fair and full of magic , ones that understood and encouraged.....that liked me for being me..... I had lost touch with most of my friends here, I knew I just needed to show up and experience what I would, I ended runing into one friend and threw that going to a a gathering at someones house where there were a hole crew of peeps. they were all still hanging out together, taking part in the national pastime of drinking and smoking, talking about boyfriends and girlfriends and there collage courses and jobs and what not. woah, let me say that I was differant then, and some things don't change. as I tried to describe to them what I do with my life and the community of loved ones that surround me and the way we live, the look of confusion on there face was fascinating, and totally cute, they are quite genuine and simple in such a beautifull and confusing way to me. Once again, I feel soooooo gratefull and enthusiastically in love with our community, and the magic we create and the suport we give each other to grow and expand and find ourselves, to genuinly be trying to come from the heart, and create a more harmonious world. good job everyone. keep on doing what your doing. I love you......

Stup-end-us

kyrian — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:59:35 GMT

I had such a goody good stoop sesh e un, this afternoony neevening tyhme. To provide some context for the aforemention stoopy times, I shall ellaborate on the daze activitys for you, my friendly friends... I adventours to granny meca cave of wonder, LoveJoys tea room, in san fransisky, This has been a long time coming and my steepy wet dreams came to fruitition upon this blunchtime extravaganza, Me and my B U D Y H e R o, played lord an lady and sat upon fancy chairs in this traditional english tea house,. we orderd the tea service for TU, which included crumpets and scones and double devinshire cream, with fruit ta boot, and bottumless pots of vanilla roibus and my old love and mentor, earl Grey.... Now the Duke of earl Grey has been a masterfull ally of momentous proportions in my blink of a eye called life, he has taught me multitudes on the propriety of improperness , with his gracefull sultry bouquet of purple pantys on head-solid like a rock floral garden, complete with shirt no pants girafes playing croquet and fauntains of loosey gooseneness overflowing..... so , the moral of that tangent is i love earl grey, I love black tea.........honey and cream.....soo the breast... But, sometimes, you must take a step back, with a shimy and a pivot, from the ones you love, in order to clear your head and truely apreciate them with your freshly recalibrated pallete and knew found you e you ness... So as part of my whislte cleaning pansy dance, I have not kissed the black beauty of black tea in all it's cafinated goo dness, for about 5 months ish.. today was the time and place to be re-united with my lovey sip siperson... I went full ritual style, praising S T E Z U Z, and rubing da pot and thanking the things, and doing the stuff... W O W, full journey. 2 cups and I was blasted into the high frequency color throbing sound disco dancing, baby granny hot flash cooler the cool calypso caravan to idea town, simmering stammer suprise talky talky inspire a thon what not hoodle doodles, dreamz and wides eyez on tipy top and a couple of what nots for good measure.... with the full, am I ever gonna come down? what is this world place? why are people people anyway? I don't wanna... so , soaring upon the wings of whistling kettles filled all briming with saucey floss... I went to people and stuff land.....haight street.....buzz buzz zing zang zwhooosh.. call me mister dradel cos den I was a spun... so many things and people and stuff and stuff and noises and cha chings and spandex for way to much and girls shoes 2 small, with full moon camotion in da tarmack ocean.... so I walked away,unknowingly headed for the cacoon of a stupe....... waiting at the gates of the citidel I found the palace within is without.. with no keys but the ones I can sing from existance I waited for the answer... watched babys and couples and this dude and that, lasses and dogys and hobo scavengers pass on by... I sung songs filled with unknowing surrender to wings and things and hearts tickeled so wide they ache with growth and beg to catch breath, I heard the melodys of natures elements being shaken and stired, caressed and kazood, all the time runing centrifical circles inward and out, cracking open stagnent creases and crooning to creatures of compassion and clever kookyness... Then, my dudes and dudettes. I gots me fundaLeAn On.... I did the high pitched vibro face lip a rumble spitle showering mmhhhhmmmmmhhhhhhggghhhhhhhggghhhmmmmm a thingy, wear , my vision gets all wobly and humingbird glasses get poured over my eyez, cheeks go knumb and head gets like a balloon being kissed on the lips by a helium molicule... totally what tha docter ordered......got my fun up, put my fun out.... then just had this overwhelming urge to let loooooose, I just saw all this heavy blah energy that hangs around my fancy pants buble tiing, all the boxy box shouldy shouldn'ts, the whole don't do this cos......or else, blashkava whateverathon thingy ma bobs. and I felt like going up to people and being all ....bloooobabooodoooobblebladadbooo!!!! everthing is SO Ridiculus! this thing called life is such a funny joke! I am really such a silly dumb fool! I need to stop taking my self so damn seriously and do things that freak me out and make me tingle in funy unexplanable ways, always challenging and poking at my blahs... I jumped around and made wierd buzing noises and such.....pretty tame really, mostly was just imagening he potential at the finger tips of my reality hands,. it felt so nice to really see those pointy opstickle courses of doubt and fear that are teetering all about me, and to re buff er my resolve and know how to tickle them all into misty dew, so they can form into fluffy clouds that turn into dragon tea partys in the sky for all to enjoy anyboo. yada yada.....time for cartoons and dreamboats..... I love you.....

Emerg"n"see video and report...

kyrian — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:43:14 GMT

Oh my ooogly gooogleness... that was a shlurpadelic mossy hollow adventour to happy land! emerg n see was beautious and billowing, deep and happy. serene and wompity..... so many grand moments with the family...... reunion and such.... check out this nifty video that this nice man made......I am not sure exactly who he is yet, but check it and you can figure it all out .... www.dailymotion.com/Chutzpah...o/3900609 endless gratitude to the insanely dedicated crew of individuals who worked SOOOO hard to make it all happen..... the funginears crew is now in post decom=recompression, huddled around our computers, surrounded by puppets and mate, at beaver meadows resort, in a cowboy themed condo, getting ready for the sonic bloomerness of the next few days......come check it out...... love and smoocheeesss

Emerg<N>See....Be there or be Squere.....

kyrian — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:55:21 GMT

Dude squeres are totally so 1996.... you don't wanna be all caught up in that boring un fun box O Dumb.....dumb in 96 ....totally not hyphy..........just plane....no flavor... So avoid the blahshkava'z and get dumb all 20000007 circle drop yumz style... and pretty pretty please with gerbils on top, come to Emerg'N;see..... it's this weekend, right near salem oregon. with the freshest line up since the opening day of Kazam! seriously... the community of d lish us peoples that have been working soooooooo hard and are sooo comited to bringing you the most amounts of love on all levels ....is re dick u lus....... it promises to be the best thing ever.... I am here at one of the ground zero prep sites, with wrist bands and contracts and suprises pilled high all about... Me myself and my luminous family of funginears will be doing a real special show....our first sunrize show of the new season....with lots of new suprisses and sonic smiles to share... I will also be throwing up and down all over the place with L'vin, debuting some of our new musical storys and what nots... check out the site for all the crazy line ups and directions and such... www.emrgnsee.com.... see you there my lovely one.... k didlez

Summer fum........

kyrian — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:05:18 GMT

Oh my goodly goo d ness!!!!. the sun is shinging, the daze are long, the stars are bright and there is sooooo much fun to be done!!! oh my favoritestest buddys and buddyets......... I am soooo pleasesd to share with you grandiose plans of summer sillyness, here there and everywhere..... we have been in classic form here at Funginears INK, (mostly the form of melty fondue) and have been doing stuff and dreaming big and hardly thinking and putting together puzzle pieces and gathering langerie and pantys for headz and singing songs and pressing buttons, with esurprises and big overflowing purses of love ........ same same but differant... Um so yeah.......here is our summer schedule for the O fish All funginearing bonanza'z. please come and play with us and add your magic laughter and what nots.... SUMMMMER TOOOOOOR 2000007 Emerg'N'See june 15-17th salem oregon, www.emrgnsee.com we shall be doing a sunrise sumday fathers day show......oh goodily this is gonna be a speshil one.... Sonic Bloom June 21-24th, fort collins colorado, www.sonicbloomfestival.com the dope steez, colorado is gonna be bubbling and briming.....come make the trip, pretty please.... Oregon Country Fair july 13-15th eugene oregon, www.oregoncountryfair.com pretty much.....we are gonna be doing a few differant shows here, lots of special guests and such....... Glade festival july 20--22 england, www.gladefestival.com whistle possee! funginears go international!!! secret garden party july 27th-30th england, www.secretgardenparty.com dude, check the website, seems like this could take the cake for sillyest yummest festival ever! Shambhala august 9th-13th, www.shambhalamusicfestival.com Back once again, with elfincones on the beach!, and this time funginears will be hosting it;s own stage as part of the merryment!!! Burning man august 27th-sep 3rd www.burningman.com we have some tricks up our sleeve for this thingy..........good timez... so yessssss come frolick and aha and tee heee.... I can't wait to play with all you beautifull lads and lasses... - K Dizzle

Krunk Sale 2 day!!!!! Ayya wear(benbenstone+ vajra)come play...

kyrian — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:07:33 GMT

Yes lovely ones... my dear buddys have been workings SOOOOO hard and pouring all sorts of love and magick and expertease and learning and evolving all sorts of nice... and they are back fresh from bali for a summer of good times sharing there art... today they are revealing new niblets and classic steez.... in oakland.... it's gonna be splendid..... see ya there? here is the details... Ah yes its that time!!! We are proud to present the the first release of the summer. This is the pre-Harmony fest sale to give close friends and family first picks of the new steez. Sunday June 3rd at Satya Yuga (2400, Magnolia (Corner of 24th St & Magnolia) Oakland, CA) from 11 am till 9 pm. This sale, harmony, and the pre Burning Man will be our only sales in the SF Bay area this summer. Other events we can be found are Emerg N See in Aumsville OR, Glade Festival in the UK, and Shambhalla in Canada. thats it folks Looking forward to seeing ya'll We hope you rage as hard wearing our clothes as we did making them. Look out for treadlight.net a place to soon order all our shoes designs and ayyawear.com our upcoming site to buy our garments.

Working Hard.....Or Hardly Workin.......

kyrian — Fri, 04 May 2007 08:13:29 GMT

In these breath filled contemplated ah moments, surrounded in silence and possibilitys, after a non stop fantastic flum ride of constant everything that was tour life....... That is right, I have started to (oh I left the kettle on jus a sec........whewee, there is a reason while kettles are suposed to whistle to let you know the water is a bubbling.....) anywho...um...so yeah, I have been opening up to my funginear granny side and taken to rescue missions for furry friends that have been abandoned and left in a boring heap at thrift stores. Finding these splendiferous friends, has been quite the treasure hunt they are usually all hoped up on silly archetype juice, a bit on the down side cos they have a bit of a stale and out dated sense of self, and they are without a playmate to dream and share with... So I have been swooping up the lovely furry friends and enrolling them in the new funginears makeover program with the lovely KLC faerys help I have been re spiffing up lifting, reshaping , outfiting, polishing, painting, encouraging , inflating, these furry friends, doing the ocasional major surgery and transplant of course, and generaling helping them discover there true new form, and excersizing there fluffy buff ness..... The purpuse of all this is: these buddys want to love, and be loved, to bring there specific magic into a home and heart such as yours. to be snuggled and tossed and turned, taken on dates and be pamperd and played with, in return they wanna be your true friend, your al I there great at listening, and even better at talking if you can listen loud enogh. Basically, Here at Funginears INK, we have been engineering brand new kinds of furry one of a kind friends just for you.... they are collectors editions and cost millions of dollars... but if you act soonish, you can get them for the low low price of something not very much (compared to something that is a lot). or something. They will be debuted at Emerg'N'See for the beginging of there new lives. perhaps I will post pictures of them to introduce you guyz , or maybe keep them suprise? there is lots of fun possibilitys being turned into actualness round this kyrian, the future is beautifull.... I love love... yer a biscuit assure you... lingering lime on sunny daze... Kyrian

FunGinEars tour starts tonight!!!

kyrian — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:59:19 GMT

Oh Yes my cherished Chuckle Cheeks, Listen? do you hear that? that is the sound of gears moving all lubed and syncopated to a mysterious miracle of merging moments, The soundtrack to twiddlypated springtime tantrums of unstopable glee and mirth and unbridled sillyness run amuck. Yes today is the day that bus becomes a Tour bus that the eggs of our lives become a scramble The day when so much schmocus focus and pre preped ingredients, get thrown into an invisible glowing cauldron of nowOsity.. and we are totally as ready as we are. with hands to atach and googly eyez to gluegle , 2 silver sunship bubbles packed to the brim with puppets and ruffles and shlurpadelic surprises. SO come and be the fun with us my friends. Tonight we are in santa cruz, all ages for da kidyz, from 9-10 is when we do are thang. Sat night in San Fran, 10-11 is are bits and bobs in our own cave of hoopla, plus other special bits and a late night surpise packed show come out early and get loosey goosey.... and then we do other shows in other places, but that is later then now..... steep on steeping on MwA!

Funginears Go On Tour.....

kyrian — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 21:32:02 GMT

Friends, country men! put your thumb in your EAR!!! And listen loud.......hear that.... that is the sound of fun being done.... yes, at this very moment, the Funginears have sequestered themself on mt. Elphinstone. in a magical bubble chamber of the Krystal Unicorn Fortress.... To fully submerge themselfs in the fermentation of the imagination ... and work hard and play hard in many dimensions, to create and bring to you......: The Most Somethingest Something EVER!!! ur, something... Yes, we are creating a whole NEW SOMETHING, trying out all sorts of fresh flim flam, excersiging them puppet muscles, doing operatic yoga, jump rope crystal ballin musical headstands. wading threw oceans of logistics and never before donenessess.... and pulling into this physical plane of existance, lots of the twinkly ideas that have come threw over the years of improvisated whats it's and puppet experiments with lovely folk.... All in preperation to bring it on the road with are buddys ZIlla , Lorin bassnecta, and a heap of other lovely friends...... for the Underground Comunication Tour.... We will be doing a full on crazy new show, with new sets and puppets and suprises Oh my!... at the begining of the night, to warm you up and get them elbow chakras open...... so be sure to try something early,and perhaps new..... and be totally unfashionable, and on time......(it's totally fashionable to be unfashionable these daze....shhhh) we will also be doing other little bits and what nots threw out the night... but if you wanna catch the full multi sensory storytime musical journey........early is totally cool.... the exact time very from city to city, I will be able to share the exactness soon.....but just wanted to give you guys a heads up and let you know that we are very excited to share and be silly and vulnerable and all that gooey yum fun stuff with you lovely friends... so here are the dates......so far......more may come,......: March 30th, Santa Cruz, Vets hall... March 31st San Francisco, DNA lounge April 3rd, Ashland, Armory. April 5th, Eugene, WoW hall April 6th Portland, New city repair wharehouse April 7th Seatttle, Phoenix April 13th, Vancouver, Comadore April 14th, Whistler, Ski and Snowboard Festival..... I would be oh so happy to see you there my friend.......... more squishy updates to come...... Yum....

Pantys On YA HeaD!!!

kyrian — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:04:44 GMT

The sheer,(or cotton lacey organza) magnif a cents, the deep whimsikle power: Of Pantys on the Head, IS truely undeniable. I dare you to try and turn a blind eye to the fantasmagoricaly wonderous enlightenment that takes place when one rocks some pantys on the head in ANY situation.... I myself performed in a church the other night with pantys on my head, thus fulfiling my life goal. I don't even know where to go from here, now that I have moistend my panty chakra, that wonderous and frilly vail between the pineal and crown. except to share the love knowledge with my friends. and to give them the heads Up. pantys on yer head is abouts to sweep the nation, so take em off and put em on, share with yer friends, try out that new hairdo you been dreaming about for so long when yur in a club. pantys on yer head, when ya at yer job pantys on yer head. when I'm at your moms pantys on yer head. when your in ya ride pantys on yer head.

Driving from or threw LA to Gem Show? on da 30th?

kyrian — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:43:40 GMT

yes friends, still figuring out the weavings and to and fronesses of the stuff. plans a changing, hawaiian jungle wanting to keep me for a wee bit longa seems like, is anyone perhaps driving from LA to tucson on the 30th or 29th? good times, high fives. K dizzle

Driving from or threw LA to Gem Show?

kyrian — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:16:20 GMT

Hey lovely folks. I am flying from hawaii to LA on the 27th of jan, and am looking for a magical way to tucson for gem showyness on the 28thish.... are you or someone fancy you know driving from or threw LA at that time perhaps? wanna? it's be fuuuunnnnnn..... many ooogly boogles to yaass. tank U kiki

Flip Flop a Makin YA....

kyrian — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:42:06 GMT

Stained glass wall bibs ,spread like frim paste across the alcove of bed landia, floural curtains abound all around, the kind that give certain inner grannys domestic wet dreams. Outside these thingsy, if you peek a BoO you shall see tropical raindrops pitterpattering as well as clear sky and shining stary timelessnessess. forming moonbeam rainbows. pots of gold grillz and lacey frilz. piles of fresh pretty panties, that have the unique elegant stability to hold a package . As the sun said goodnight to the ocean and cloud scapes, she kissed everything cull err full. I;m talking vivid saturation of shurpadelic porpotions, every hue of purple all cold chillin and doin there thing, whilst simultanously mingling with green streaks and pink polka dotted what? glowing burgandy pink wave crashes and shimery red sand secretions. Hawaii has been so ribe and vibrantly kind. a week of jam packed redunkulussnessess with what could only be loosely refered to as a big OL gaggle of gice there was this and then that and the who with the what where , everywhere underwear?, lotsa chairs, cut off bunches of my hair, blah blah blah many storys, unfloded into funginears show for the oh so unique maui crowd , thumbs up and inspirations to fully reshape and refine and define grandios visions, cherished timez with deep love kin and creative weave webbers of similar innerlandscapes. Siesta bootcamp with spanish jungle tiger queens and the adventours of super fun. all this and much more my friends, Me and Anahata and Jian fly fly to kauai in the morning time. expected unexpected platers of mermanifestation offered up with dessert and a kidz menu indeed got a suit case full of puppets and my homiez do to. May the sound of flip flops echo threw your heart and warm yur inards, sending much and many steeped pots pouring. warm wonders, jungle slumbers. KiKi

warm ocean caress

kyrian — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:03:54 GMT

In a matter of minuts plus hours, I shall embark upon a gilded mystery bonanza of imaginative porpotions, I am journeying to the islands of hawaii, Yipadee whoo ha hee hee... A month of somethings await me, My intentions are for a well rounded and constant state of best things evernessess and deep blooming aha's and yayumz toped with monkey magic pajama partys , mermanian jungle droplets and hide an go peekaboobperhahpsmaybewellseewontwe I shall be shure to send many specialy wraped sunshine bouqets to all you splendid dudes and dudets who shine so magnificantly threw the dark winter nights. much and many splisha splosh"n:slipery fool hearted trickery tickory toesocks to ya's and yurs. K Dizzle dIZZLe

I almost dove into the sky tonight....

kyrian — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:29:43 GMT

As I walked down a familiar circular path, from Abbas house to momas house, the same path that I used to race on in training weelz or walk around late night, coming home from this or that party, all teenagey and stuff, peaking around every bend: wishing and carassesing my imaginations flare for misses mysterys apearance, this path hugs a body of water, an oases in the seattle city scape. a green lake, tonight the water was so still, it was the perfect mirror for lady sky to ponder and expand itself in, starting down into the eldess depths of the sky below me, temped to sky dive and fall into the half full moon. swim threw clouds and nibble on stars. reminded of full moonlight nites of yesteryearwhensometimeago, deep and goofy baptisms, skinnydiped sprintime swim time adventours to duck island. easter sunday morning langerie strolls. quest to the secret garden bookstore, where the floor was made of loose bricks and made this shifting noise as I pollinated the wisdom flowers and collected bernstien bears. the water sits so complex and composed. showing me memories floating in the underwater sky........ I love you greenlake

spice barons

kyrian — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:46:44 GMT

You know that feelin, the one wear you ceremonily remove your daze woven body armour and hop skip an jump into a bed with hopefully soft squishy warm blankets piled high , and you get into your dream cacoon, to be greeted by mr. coldy cold blanket bed man, a hot pocket on op a sit day as if thousands of cold hands and feet are trying to numly tickle you. moving all fast like and doing arobics moves , creating friction and warmth qiucker is one option, hudling still and pulling blankets above head whilst apreciating the temprature of ones breath is another option. a whole nother ball game could be to purchase , or magically inherit from a spice baron of unmentionable magnitude, a hot water bottle of some sort, pref ra bly disguised as yer favorite imaginary shnugly creature. and to walk dure footedly down a path of planing some what ahead, a path where you somehow determine whenst you may be crawling into your previously chilled sleepy time museum, and plan ahead, heating water on a yule time fire of some sort and filling your hot water guzzler and holder, then placing it gently between the creases that is the blankets and bed, sheets all inbetween. thus pre heating the oven of our dreamz and narowly avoiding the coldy cold bedtime dance. so as the rain pitter paters all drunkinly on this metal spaceship roof thingy. I realize, I should be crafting my letter to dear ol Santa, wishing my new found light at the end of a cold bed tunnel to mermanifest and apear under a ornimant laden tree, a hot water bottle unlike any this world has seen!