If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this:


Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this,...and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.



You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs.

AAAAAAAH real monsters.

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ok...so other than the snow we've been getting here in detroit..i broke my fucking finger last night at work...yeah..it hurts and i didnt go to the hospital or anything, bu tive broken fingers before and well..im pretty sure its broken....purple swelling and i can put no pressure on it and cant straighten it completely..yup...broken...

THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.

A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars,

and then insured them against fire, among other things.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars
and
without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy,
the

lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
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Well, I guess I should put something here. Now that I have decided to update my week-old profile. I travel all over the country for work as before mentioned, and I am currently in Detroit, Michign where it is snowing and is damn cold. Damn cold! Had to say that again. Us southern boys aren't used to this kind of weather. I'm here for another 6 weeks and well...the work is good and I love to travel so it balances out. Theres nothing really intersting going on in my life at the moment though, o... read more