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"what would you do if...."
Thu, February 22, 2007 - 12:26 AM
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Body: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Why are you applying? OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted to have sex with you: I touched your ass: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got in a fight and you were there: I got dumped: I pissed you off: What Do You Think Of My... Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Voice: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: Would You... Be my friend: Tell me the truth no matter what: Buy me a birthday gift: Lie to make me feel better: Spread rumors about me: Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: Keep a secret if I told you one: Loan me some cash: Hold my hand: Keep in touch: Make me a snack: Try and solve my problems: Love me: Makeout with me: Hold me in times of need: Ditch me: Use me: ask me out: Date me: Makeout with me whenever you had the chance: Hold me and make my problems go away: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your parents? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? [] sing car karaoke w/ me? [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] give me a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere D0 Y0U... [] think im cute? [] want to kiss me? [] want to cuddle wit me? [] want to hook up with me? [] enjoy marijuana on a regular basis? ARE WE... [] aquintences? [] friends? [] in a relationship? [] gonna have kids? AM i... [] smart? [] cute? [] funny? [] cool? [] intersting to talk to? HAVE Y0U EVER... [] thought about me? [] thought there might be an "us"? [] thought about hookin up with me? [] found yourself wanting to kiss me? [] wished i were there? ARE Y0U... [] happy you know me? [] mad at me? [] thinkin bout me? [] going to repost this so that i will return the favor?  1. Know how to make you smile when you are down . 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence . 4. Give you the remote control during the game . 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you . 6. Play with your hair . 7. His hands always find yours . 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages . 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork . 11. Never run out of love. 12. Be funny , but know how to be serious . 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious . 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts . 16. Smile a lot. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching. 22. Sing, even if he can't. 23. Have a creative sense of humor . 24. Stare at you. 25. Call for no reason . 26. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it. 
Your last name stays put.
Sun, July 9, 2006 - 12:49 PM
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The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!
30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Sun, March 5, 2006 - 10:44 AM
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Written by a guy. After years of experience. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. 11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him. 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. 16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. 20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding. 21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. 26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. 27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. 28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice. 29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. 30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. 
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Thu, March 2, 2006 - 9:41 AM
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Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck = I want you 4. Kiss on the lips = I love you 5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes = kiss me 8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you 9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go Article 2: The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. 4. Girls: From personal experience, just because a guy tells you he loves you doesn't mean he isn't trying to get in your pants, but it doesn't mean he is. Be careful how far you go. The heartache of a broken bond is unbareable. Article 3: The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. 4. Thou shall not take the words "I love you" for granted. Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth 11. How cute they are when they argue 12. The way her hand always finds yours 13. The way they smile 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later.... 16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you" 18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)! 23. The way they say "I miss you" 24. The way you miss them 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
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Thu, March 2, 2006 - 9:05 AM
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2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Fave Movie: 5. Fave Song: 6. Fave Band: 7. Most Embarassing Moment: 8. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 9. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 10.Would you walk on the beach with me? 11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 12. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 13. Do you think I'm a good person? 14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 15.Do you think I'm hot? 16. If you could change anything about me -would you? 17.Would you have sex with me? 18.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 19.Would you have a fling with me? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
yesturday when i was comming home from work an this guy who * last june this guy forsed himself on me..* an seen me again....an i got this bad feeling again ..a bad feeling....there is something i didnt like about him.,..and he was like ' happy valentines day baby...' i was like ' in not ur baby or will not be ur baby..' so i went to find another seat on the bus...idk when he almost raped me last year i thought i forgot that an then seen him... brought bad memories...dammit... just when i had a semi gud day..he had to see me..... ><
Wed, February 15, 2006 - 4:16 PM
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Bumper Stickers
Sat, February 4, 2006 - 9:17 AM
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>> > >> >"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, >> >DON'T BREED EM!" >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> >If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Florida Is Full - Go Home. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Illiterate? Write For Help. >> >~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ >> >Honk If Anything Falls Off. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ >> >Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, >> >But is Miles From The Next Exit. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ >> > >> >I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits >> >With An Unarmed Person. >> > >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Fight Crime: Shoot Back! >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> >(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) >> > >> > >> >If You Can Read This, >> >Please Flip Me Back Over... >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph >> >Also Are Timed For 70 mph >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> > >> >Guys: No Shirt, No Service >> > >> >Gals: No Shirt, No Charge >> > >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >Boldly Going Nowhere. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ >> >Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> > >> >Heart Attacks: God's Revenge >> >For Eating His Animal Friends >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >> >How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He >> >Admits He is Lost? >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ >> >All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ >> >AND Lastly: >> > >> >"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS >> >BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, >> > >> >AND FOR THE SAME REASON" >> >>
i was in this great relationship almost a whole year.. it was great..we had a wonderful time...an all of a sudden.. i found out he had feelings for another...that took me in total shock...i had no idea he had feelings for hur.....i wont say hur name...all he said to me ' it just happned ..lisa im so sorry...i didnt it mean for this to happen.. ' i didnt know what to say i was speechless...i just ...now i gave up on love all togther..if any one says u will find someone.. i would say ya right... He..really hurted me so much...i dont believe it.. he claims he didnt have sex with hur..or anything.. i just dunno any more..my heart just akes ..i just wish i can find someone to love me back.. and not to cheat on me or something... thats all i want is to be loved..an when i get close.. something always happens.. like they leave me..it always happens to me.. maybe there is something wrong with me ..idk...if i can find someone i be happy..if thats you..*if ur aguy...lol i be waitin... or in canada..* well.. i better go now.. an watch csi ..^_^
Thu, February 2, 2006 - 4:48 PM
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This time, This place
Thu, January 26, 2006 - 4:05 PM
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Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Believe it Hold on to me and, never let me go Keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Believe it Hold on to me and, never let me go Keep breathing Hold on to me and, never let me go Keep breathing Hold on to me and, never let me go ~> Nickleback<~
boy- hey, hun
Mon, January 23, 2006 - 4:13 PM
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girl- hey boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh rele? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so wht did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away girl-........how much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................>silence<.......... boy- is something wrong? girl- no nothing at all boy- good. girl- ..............how much do u care about me? boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could. girl- u would? boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong?? girl- no, everythings fine...... boy- are u sure? girl- yeah. boy- ok.......i hope so. girl- ..............would u die for me? boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun girl- rele? boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong??? girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine. boy- ............ok girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school. boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day? friend- no boy- oh. friend- she wasnt here yesterday either. boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite. friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes boy- yeah........but not her. friend- idk wht else 2 say, man. boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school. friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- girl- hello? boy- hey girl- oh, hi. boy- y weren't u at school 2day? girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment. boy- are u sick? girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line. boy- ill wait. girl- it may take a while, ill call u later. boy-........alright, i love u hun. >very long pause< girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up. boy- wht??? girl- its the best thing for us right now. boy- y???? girl- i love u. >click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. boy- hey dude friend- hey boy- whts up friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately? boy- no friend- so u didnt hear? boy- hear wht? friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u...... boy- dude, wtf tell me friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468 boy- ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam. boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend. voice- what is her name, sir? (boy gives info) voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. boy- rele? y? wht happened??? how is she??? voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!! voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. boy- omg are u ok?? girl- .................. boy- sweetie!! talk to me!! girl- i.......... boy- u wht?? U WHT??? girl- i have cancer and im on life support boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... girl- they're taking me off 2night boy- y?? girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt boy- y didnt u tell me???? girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u. boy- u could never hurt me girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u. boy- ? girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you. boy- ........... girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u boy- then y'd u break up w/me? nurse- young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID: i told her i would take a bullet for her.... just like she said she would die for me... repost this message if u dont, this will happen to you but u will be in the boy's situation.........have a heart for the one that has your heart
You give me so many reasons to love you
Fri, January 13, 2006 - 3:30 PM
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You give me so many reasons to love you The first time we met, you told me don't forget What I want, and what I need, These things I must protect. I promise you I will carry through my part I will show my strength with all my heart. You give me so many reasons to love you You give me so many reasons to love you You've taught me so many things I never knew. You are the first to know the things I do not show From my past, and what I've done, These things I have let go I promise you I will never hide again All the things that make me who I am. You give me so many reasons to love you You give me so many reasons to love you You've taught me so many things I never knew. You help me grow in ways I never knew I could You only want the best for me, To help me be what I should. I promise you I will, do the best I can To open up the eyes of those Who just don't understand. You give me so many reasons to love you (x5) this song is on myspace profile: www.myspace.com/ladyjuliet10 by Silent Auction
From: Gianna
Mon, December 12, 2005 - 8:29 PM
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Date: Dec 12, 2005 7:39 PM So why is it that all you see nowadays are 6th, 7th, and 8th grade hoes dressing up in halters and lingerie to show off and flaunt what they don't have? Like, put a shirt on and go study. That's what you damn middle schoolers should be doing anyway. But if you really want the attention that bad, you might as well be naked. You've already exploited yourself. Why not go 100%? That'll get the attention you so stupidly desire for. "Oh yeah, I'm so popular. Look, I have 9483498094240 friends, and I haven't even met more than half of them! But it's okay, it makes me seem well known!" HAHAHA, shove a stick up your ass, you loner. Having a ridiculous number of friends doesn't make you popular. And what is it with the chain-letters? Oh, "Tom's gonna delete you", "A girl's gonna come kill you if you don't repost this." It's all bullshit. You really think someone actually has enough time to moniter the 90,000,000+ people on Myspace and KILL every single person who doesn't repost? Reality check, get a life you piss faces. Okay, and now to those prissy little girls who always post up pictures of themselves with a comment like "I'M SO UGLY!" Damn, like, "STFU, you're NOT ugly. And even if you WERE, you wouldn't have posted up those fuckin' pictures anyways!" You're looking for an excuse for people to say you're pretty, even when you know you already are. Oh, but you just have to make people feel sorry for you, huh? You want the glory and the praise. FUCK YOU and get some self-esteem, you dumb ass hoes. Okay, so I've picked on the girls, and now it's time for the guys. What is it with you testosterone driven bastards anyway? Stop sending friend requests because you think the girls are hot or some stupid crap like that. NEWSFLASH, you're probably NOT going to get a chance with them, so you might as well BACK OFF and let them be in a relationship that doesn't involve cyber sex and online "I really miss you's." Honestly, it's pathetic. And, stop posting pictures of your "Godly bodies" and your chiseled abs. No one cares. We want to get to know YOU, not your steroid filled stomach. Sheesh. Do us a favor and move the camera up about 2 feet so we can see your face. Then we might be interested, you Viagra driven fools. If this offended anyone, you are listed in one of the categories listed above. If you're laughing and agree with everything on here, repost this. I sure as hell do.
How A Woman Can Protect Herself From A Dangerous Man!
Wed, November 16, 2005 - 4:08 PM
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(No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing. 3) They also look for women on their cell phone , searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5: 00a.m. and 8:30a.m. 5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms. 6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught. 7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years. 8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it. 10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target. 11) If someone is coming toward you , hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target. 12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent. 13) If someone grabs you , you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD . One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts. 14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN . I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there. 15) When the guy puts his hands up to you , grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible . The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly. 16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!! You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
Mon, November 14, 2005 - 7:14 PM
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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You! no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather than settles, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your SORRY OLD ASS Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
A is for asphyxiation you won't catch your breath
Sun, October 30, 2005 - 10:42 AM
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B is for the blindfold that keeps you dark as death C is for your cockroach that i squash beneath my shoe D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow E is for your enema, I control the flow F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent H is for humiliation that you must bear I will imobilize you in my sexual lair J is for your jizzy jerking tendencies K for kisses L is for loves and licks you offer me M is for manacles imprisoning your feet N is for your nelly nimbly so sweet O is for the O-rings holding you in place P is for the perspiration dripping down your face Q is for the quirt I use to whip your eager ass R is for restraints to make the magic last S if for sweet suffering that only you will know T is for the torment that keeps you on the go U is for unbridaled lust that only I control as I claim for my own your body mind and soul V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain, while I tease and tantalize and eroticize your pian W is where the wily woman walks X is for the excrutiating X rated talks Y is your yoyo I yank upon your string, watch you yell and holler with all the pleasure it brings Z is the zestfullness with witch u will submit! Now Ive taught you every letter so remember all of it! Pass this on to better educate all the proverts out there! Or else..
1.What Time is it now? 125
Sat, October 29, 2005 - 2:05 PM
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2.What is your full name?: Lisa Jane 3.Single or Taken? Yea 4.What does your name mean? "Consecrated to God" 5.Who picked out your name? My Dad 6.What's your nickname? Lisa Janey Leesaw 7.What colour are your eyes? Brown 8.Do you have an innie or an outie bellybutton? innie 9.What size are your shoes? 8 10.How tall (or short) are you? 4'11.5 11.What do you always get complimented on? bein me..an bein a goddess.. 12.What is your worst quality? idk.. 13.What are the last four digits of your phone Number? 9628 14.Do you think you're cute? Yeah..i guess.. 15.Hair colour? drk brown 16.Do you wear contacts? no i wish tho 17.Living Arrangements? in an apartment by myself..with snuggies my kitten ~*FAVOURITES*~ 18.Favourite Drink? MD 19.Favourite alcoholic drinks? wine coolers 20.Favourite Month? April 21.Favourite Food? any thing to do with pasta 22.Web Site? myspace...tribe.net hi5.. 23.Favourite Clothing Brand? i just go on what feels gud on me 24.Favourite day of the Year? Christmas 25.Favourite colour? black white ..maroon...pink...purple..moave 26.Favourite Animal? cats ~*FAMILY AND FRIENDS*~ 27.Do you have more girl or boy friends? id say both 28.Who's your best friends? Gohan...Dan..Will..Charlene...Linda..Michelle...Kim..Heather. 29.Are your parents together? Yea 30.How often do you get together with the family? holidays since im out of town 31.Do you tell your parents or your friends more? none 32.Siblings and their ages? none ~*YES OR NO*~ 33.You're a flirt? sometimes 34.You're slutty? Nope 35.You're mean? when im pmsing..or someone pisses me off... 36.You like someone?yea 37.You can keep secrets? yep 38.You dance in front of the mirror? sometimes 39.You sing in the shower? sometimes 40.You like Britney Spears? shes alright 41.You've liked a cousin? ew...no 42.Youve been in the opposite sexes bathroom? yes 43.You've seriously hurt someone? yes..an made me cut my arm..emo speaking.. 44.You've been hurt seriously? yes.. 45.You swear? who doesnt? 46.You get your way? im daddys lil gurl..hehe 47.You're willing to try new things? depends wot da new thing is 48.You've cheated on a test paper? yea ~*RIGHT NOW*~ 49.What are you wearing? tshirt, sweat pants 50.What are you listening to? my goth cross hittin the table as i type.. 51.How are you feeling? im pmsin how u think im feeling... 52.What are you doing? doin this question thingy 53.What are you eating? nuffin 54.How many people are online? i say over 90..with my msn yahoo..an aim is alot.. 55.How's the weather? chilly.. 56.What's on your mouse pad? map of canada ~*GIRLS ONLY*~ 57.How many lip glosses do you have? i own none.. 58.What perfume do you use? hikau the avon brand an im sure i miss spelt it 59.What's in your purse? wallet...pickachu count thingy ..wallet..hair ties..keys...pads... 60. tall or short boys? boys..dont u mean men..lol... doesnt matter to me 61. Blonde or brunett? dont matter 62.Boxers showing? its alright... 63. Long hair or short hair on boys? again it dont matter 64.What do u find annoying about guys? u think they are nice and sweet they turn out to be assholes..only want one thing n there not gettin it.. 65.What's the first thing you notice about guys? there eyes ...sighs..someone put a spell on me..an he know who he is... ~*BOYS ONLY*~ 66.What kind of cologne do you use? 67.Whats in your pockets? 68.Boxers or briefs? 69.Blonde or brunette girls? 70.Tall or short girls? 71.Piercings on girls? 72.Long or short hair on girls? 73.Good or bad girls? 74.What do you find annoying in girls? 75.What's the first thing you notice about girls? ~*OTHER QUESTIONS*~ 76.What was the last movie you saw? The Longest Yard 77.What did you have for dinner? its only 143 pm.. 78.What are you hoping for? someone to come see me...an be with me.. 79.What movie do you really want to see? Doom..cuz of the Rock... 80.Tell us about those scars? on my knee caues i fell on my feet not payin atention where i was walkin..an the ' J T ' scar on my left arm is when i cut my self when my ex bf told me i wasnt worth any thing... 81.Where is your favourite place to travel? dont travel much 82.What did you last dream about? Gohan...man hes all i think about..idk why... 83.What was the last thing you ate? choco cake...i was cravin choco..darn pms... 84.If you were a crayon what colour what would you be? pink 85.Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Trunks ...from myspace ^_^ 86.Do you like the person that sent this to you? she really cool thanks Lisa...*myspace* 87.Ever had a crush on a teacher? yea.... 88.Are you too shy to ask someone out? ...
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