(spring training 2007 photo by jasonunbound)

...the most beautiful non-renegade day party in all the bay area is happening this sunday, and the weather report says SUNNY IN THE EAST BAY HILLS, even if it's foggy in the city...
www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin...Forecast

get ready
get set
go!

www.false-profit.com/2008/06...raining/

False Profit presents...

Spring Training
Sunday, June 1st
Joaquin Miller Park (@ Woodminster Falls)
3300 Joaquin Miller Rd
Oakland
where?
maps.google.com/maps

Noon-8p
Free

Alxndr (False Profit, DownLow)
benchun (False Profit)
DJJD (False Profit)
Dov (Muti Music)
Dr. Toast (False Profit)
F’kir (elderfae.net)
Obi-J (False Profit)
and more TBA…

Oakland, CA - As global weather patterns continue to destabilize, campout industry insiders have been busily preparing for the Summer Quarter. They reportedly expect that investors, given new confidence by the influential predictions of the Sun, will arise from hibernation into a wild fits of weekend trading that will send the Bass Index soaring.

False Profit, LLC, a major player in the campout industry, is taking measures to ensure a smooth market transition.

In a move that the Treasury Department has hailed as “fiscally healthy”, False Profit, LLC will offer Spring Training, a free “Summer Campouts for Dummies” course, that will help investors prepare for the upcoming trading frenzy.

“You can’t just jump right into these frenzies,” said Dina Pinza, a Senior Medical Analyst for False Profit, LLC. “Even the most experienced summer camper needs a little refresher course.” She added, “You’ve seen what Bass can do to people.”

Spring Training will be held in picturesque Joaquin Miller Park on Sunday, June 1st from noon until 8pm. False Profit, LLC recommends participants bring water, food, and sunscreen.