“Today is Tuesday. You know what that means. We’re gonna have a special guest..”

That’s what they used to sing once a week on the old Mickey Mouse Club show. Not the Britney, JT, and Cristina Mickey Mouse Club. The old, old, 1950’s Mickey Mouse Club. I have always [...]

When you got nothin’ to say, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.

(And maybe show you a picture. )

Perhaps the greatest debate in all humanity is the debate over when life begins.

The second greatest is the one over when sex begins.

I was having that debate with a friend the other day. The sex debate. Not the life debate.

He believes that “sex” is defined by penetration with a penis. And by [...]

No matter how it finally all falls out at the end, 2007 is going to go down as the craziest (and greatest) season in college football history.

It started off normally. It was a pretty common belief that when the BCS National Championship game comes up in January, it was very likely going to be [...]

Cornucopia.

The great horn that spills forth a bountiful harvest across your Thanksgiving table.

Happy HNT (Half-Nekkid Thanksgiving).