listing posted Mon, December 3, 2007 - 3:35 PM
My Tribes
! cabaret,
! Eva Cassidy !,
! Sexiest Smile !,
♥ fresh new hope ♥,
*** XY ***,
**minnesota donchya know?**,
*Invest In Music*,
- webdesign -,
.NET,
.NET groupies,
Alex Grey,
All I Want is Joni...,
All Yoga,
Ani D Freaks,
Ani Difranco,
Anusara,
Avalon Yoga&Art Center,
Bay Area Hiking!,
Burlesque,
BURNING BRAZIER,
...
Ta Da!!!
My TestimonialsJanuary 29, 2006
Have you ever seen those signs, "Danger, do not dig. Underground power cables"?
Laura Jane is a million watt power cable with the ends fraying, throat and sex chakras spraying, playing and always praying for more peace, more joy, more love. Ground this lighting bolt and you will have a delectable source of joy and power, but watch out for the sparks; they could easily singe you. The sun who loves to hide behind the clouds, so you will plead for her to come back out again, push-pull, get away from me closer, that is our Laura J. Capriocornicus, Californicus, Hocus Corpus Meius, the Zohar tell us that these are the signs Messiah is about to arrive: 1. The Moon will turn red as blood 2. Dogs will walk backwards throughout the land 3. Laura Jane will remain silent for 3 DAYS IN A ROW! Hee hee. GO SEE HER PERFORM! She's worth it. Her band is a monster collection of talent. PR 93/93 "Love under Will shall the the whole of the Law" March 1, 2005
Laura is one of the most beautiful, brillant, eccentric woman I know! Yes I may be a we bit biased for she is my sister. She'll prove it to you in a minute, so you don't just have to take my word for it! Check her out...she's bound to WOW you!
February 20, 2005
Laura is one of the few women alive who would look scrumptious with a shaved head - something that will manifest itself very soon. Then all America will swoon to not only her smooth jazz but also her smooth skull.
She tends to become a missing piece in the psychological makeup of anyone who embraces her. Make her your friend and start living by the end of your fingertips. She's really hot, too. Oy vey, she's cool. January 12, 2005
Laura literally sings when she speaks. This fountain of positivity seems to exist solely to make other people's lives easier and more enjoyable. Too good to be true? Don't hold your breath, friends, you will die waiting.
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