January 3, 2006
Tyler rocks the chicken.
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"24"=DIE OVER THE TOP WRITING,
*4 8 15 16 23 42* = DIE BENJAMIN DIE!!!,
2008 Ron Paul for President,
A List Celebrity Hate Parade,
Arvo P?rt,
Blow Sunshine Up My Ass!,
Buffyverse,
Dexter Morgan...Serial Killer,
I Threw Gum in Tori Spelling's Hair,
Music Junkies,
Myspace is for Hoochies,
Nantucket,
Peccadillos of the Peckish,
PolyFrockery,
Quizzes GALORE!,
St. John's College,
The Crazy 88,
Totally Twang,
Vegans are a Pain in the Ass,
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It is *incredible* what kind of info-mercials run at 5:30 in the morning:
Sun, October 15, 2006 - 5:50 AM
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www.almightycleanse.com/ What would Jesus do? Evidently he would have an enema. Uh huh. The bible says so.
God. Could time POSSIBLY move any more slowly? Eh, that question was rhetorical. But answer it anyway, or I'll keep trying to relive 80's tv through crappy screen shots.
Tue, January 3, 2006 - 5:11 PM
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make. this. end.
A friend and I went out for a drink last night at a pub in Campbell. I use the term "pub" because I guess that's the proper designation, but there was none of the good, old fashioned beer drinking, dart throwing, or drunken singing. By the time we left, I felt like I was being suffocated by skanky bar hags, pounding club music and the stench of jolly ranchers.
Sat, December 10, 2005 - 10:04 AM
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When I first sat down, I ordered a decent scotch. The nice waitress brought it to me in a glass that they must have microwaved f... read more
Once again, Thanksgiving proved to be the best holiday of the year. After eating grotesque amounts of food with my family, I drove up to Oakland to visit some long lost college friends, and got lit. My friend Andrew (the tattooed hawaiian) met me in the street with a fine single malt, which he was drinking from the bottle. He quickly related a story about another person in attendance (they will remain nameless to protect the not-so-innocent) who had managed drink himself into incontinence ...
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Sat, November 26, 2005 - 4:53 PM
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On Saturday one of my roommates threw a little pre-Thanksgiving dinner party. The dinner only lasted for a couple of hours, but the party continued for a solid 36. There were hippies dancing with these fire chain thingies, there was puking, and there was Ned: Ned got so drunk that he fell out of his chair onto the concrete and *did not flinch*. That actually scared the shit out me, but by 11:30 he was back up and drinking like he'd just arrived. Good party.
Mon, November 21, 2005 - 8:16 PM
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At four in the morning my ot... read more
November 21, 2005
Tyler's surreal hypercoloured Chinese baby drawings make me laugh so hard that it hurts, and his ships are a most auspicious sign of synchronicity. Maybe he's my new Tribe crush!
July 19, 2005
Why do I love Ty-ty??? Because he always challenges my spelling and grammar usage and is usually wrong, yet he never really acquiesces. He sits next to me all day and never tires of hearing me gripe. He is a great assistant and even better friend. He blames me for getting him hooked on Tribe and claims that is why he can't get his work done! He loves classical music and can play a mean tune on the piano! He is workin' his mojo lately ladies, so get in line!! You won't be disappointed, especially if you prime him with a nice Scotch Whiskey!
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