I'm probably the last to tell you

Ok, so I walked into another tree

   Wed, August 10, 2005 - 5:55 PM
Except this one was a board sticking out of someone's truck. How does one go nearly 13 years without walking into anything of note and then slams their face into tree and tree product twice in a summer? I'm gonna need a chaperone. Or just stop wearing hats.



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Thu, August 11, 2005 - 6:22 PM
You could live in a bubble. Or you could just accept that your life is a giant sitcom where people walk into boards, trees, and on-coming cars all the time.

....Fine. I'll chaperone you.
Thu, August 11, 2005 - 9:51 PM
I heart you
I think my life is a giant sitcom and I'm Susan Sommers.
Tue, August 23, 2005 - 3:29 PM
Well.....
Cosmic Muffin says: You chose to have these challenges at this time...wah wha wha.........

I have had the same problem with almost getting my fingers sliced off this year. My warped fingerprints leads me to believe I'd find success in a liffe of crime.... I blame the cosmos and not the hats.


Hey! Is that Thigh Master contraption still on the market?
Tue, August 23, 2005 - 3:37 PM
mmm thigh muffins
well, apparently when you whack some part of your body it releases energy. I'm struggling with being invisible and the pros and cons for that, right now.

Sliced fingers? Hmm... the arms and hands are where we create... does it only happen on one side or both?

Why do you want a thighmaster? I'm sure we could find one at brookstone or the 99 cents and up store. I see no good use for one, unless you want to threaten to crack skulls with it.
Tue, August 23, 2005 - 5:34 PM
we can launch grapefruits at unsuspecting Pirates.....