Anywhere you want it children, ain't no rules no more, except to pay the man when he does something. Get out there and do something so you can get paid and now you got paid give all it all to the ones that is not yet paid when they do things for you. Somewhere in this you have to stop doing things long enough to get paid to do MORE than you actually did, so you can actaully choose who and when you pay people out, and maybe when you keep for yoursef.. Figure that out, you get the gold star,... read more

Yeah, I'm back at it. Villany and choochery must be in my DNA (should be, I put it there), cuz I'm BACK, baby!

Slash and burn everything from the catbox to your hatrack and then eat a budgie for emphasis, that's my motto. World domination, why stop there? Kiss my feet and I won't blast your planet to atoms. Maybe just asteroids.

Rage? feh. Hate? I "lol" in it's general direction. It is I that will redfine Petulence as a deadly sin, and make neo-cons look like the freakin' Salv... read more

I renounce my evil ways! No more the scourge of evil, say I. Forsworn are the no-goodnikery and heinous plans. Muffins, puppies and kittens from here on out! Pinky swear!

Columbus was the man. He told an absurd story to the ruling powers, preying upon their greed, got them to bankroll and expedition to a place no one could prove existed, ganked a few score drunken locals onto 3 ships and set out in the name of conquest. He came upon locals in the new land, too weak to resist his might, subjegated them and made them seek fortune for him.

Now 500 years later, even a supposedly more enlightened society still celebrates his accomplishments by sticking it to t... read more