joined on 11/01/03
last updated 04/22/08
September 6, 2006
What to say about Lia?
Well, she knows her monkeys, but good. She hardly EVER tries to poison anyone with raisens (anymore). She is a dirty pinko commie (but in a good way) and I do believe she has the pager number for Ultraman. So if you are ever being attacked by Japanese two headed fishmen, the size of an ocean liner, you know who to call.
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about me
My favorite love song is "Now I wanna be your dog" by Iggy Pop, favorite rock rhyme is "Don't say Sayonarah, I wanna see ya tommorah" by the Decendants. Raised on the gallows humor of M.A.S.H. and the Cross dressing antics of Monty Python, combine that with the coked up "Not ready for Prime Time Players" and sprinkle in some National Lampoon, Dr. Demento and Mad magazine, and this is what you get! Smokey the Bear is my hero. I volunteer at the Marine Mammal Center, which consists of being elbow deep in frozen Herring alternating with knee deep in seal shit. My absolute favorite features on computers are "spell check" and "undo". l wish I had an "undo" button for life. I'm a city girl through and through and a combination homebody, social butterfly, and outdoorsy person. I sometimes snore, always loathe baby pink and wish I could sing. I hope to be reincarnated as a house cat.
Now imagine that an earthquake or some other natural disaster has knocked most of the stuff on the floor. You can’t walk more than 2 feet in the door without having to wade through bobbins, thread spools, wrapping paper, paper samples, hundreds of knitting needles, yarn, buttons, clothespins, ribbon, greeting cards, pastels, markers,empty strawberry baskets, paint, paint brushes, stickers, cutouts, and fabric, lots of fabric. Fabric as small as a Snapple bottle cap up to as large as the wind...
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Wed, May 14, 2008 - 2:06 AM
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So, I post strange news stories, but rarely do I feel brave enough to bare my soul (can an atheist bare a soul?)
I've just been going through some shit lately and don't know what to do with all of it. I haven't written in a journal for years, I don't know if I still remember how to use a pen. I don’t have money for a therapist.
The problem with talking to friends about how shitty life is, is that they’ll never say “yeah, you’re right, you fucked up” or “yeah, you’re right, you really don’t...
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 1:27 AM
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Mildred Loving should be a house hold name! I hate when I hear about these fantastic people when they die. The same-sex marraige activists should have held her up as inspiration. ( BTW, A Jewish Lawyer handled their appeal.)
Mildred Loving, matriarch of interracial marriage, dies By DIONNE WALKER, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 1 minute ago
Mildred Loving, a black woman whose challenge to Virginia's ban on interracial marriage led to a landmark Supreme Court ruling striking down su...
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:29 PM
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April 24, 2008
After the Smoke Cleared, Where Did All the Bingo Players Go?
By STEPHANIE STROM
Banning smoking at charity bingo games may have health benefits, but it is proving harmful to earnings.
In Minnesota, which adopted a statewide ban on smoking in all indoor workplaces in October, revenue from all charity gambling dropped nearly 13 percent in the last quarter of 2007, compared to the same quarter the year before, according to state officials. More than half of the drop — the ...
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Sat, April 26, 2008 - 6:09 PM
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(the whole country is shaped like a penis, why are they having so much trouble finding it?) (Take note men with small penises, you can use the excuse that you're a victim of sorcery!) -lb
Penis theft panic hits city.. By Joe Bavier
Wed Apr 23, 1:07 PM ET
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatch...
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Thu, April 24, 2008 - 4:11 AM
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