When I see Licky wearing his sexy silver dress, I get the biggest smile on my face because not only does he look completely HOT, he also looks completely at ease. He is in touch with his masculine and feminine sides unlike anyone else I know. I have seen him up on stage playing guitar like a crazy man and strolling across the playa in a dress and makeup...on both occasions having equal amounts of fun. I don't get to hang out with him enough, but when I do it's always an adventure and I learn a lot.

Licky is THE finest specimen of True Rock God meat in all of portland. i feel terribly honored to have touched his dress.

he is one lucky grumbling bastard... kinda makes you want to kick his ass (if he weren't so cuddly)

Oh Licky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey Licky, (bop bop bop-bop) hey Licky....:)

oh licky
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm licky
he's so HAWT!!
a sweet sweet sweety
a master cuddler
and a super rock star
all in one deity
xoxox

Licky McShizzel is in a band. But it's not a band really. It's actually just a front for a secret society that is hell-bent on turning everything upside-down! You would do well to listen to what he and his band have to say... they might just save your karma!

In addition to the band, Licky also has the ability to turn ordinary existence into surreal ambrosia. I once witnessed him turn an mundane afternoon into a spiritual extravaganza using nothing more than a six pack or original Coors!

And if I had the time, I would relate the story of Licky and the prophecy... but that is best left for another time and place.