For what it's worth
Give me a fuckin' break!
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 7:40 AM
06/05/09 10:28 PM
NOt sure IF i emailed you already
But..Im going to Oregon the 20th thru 25th of this month~
And .. i never been there to shoot.. And im emailing ya because i really Dig your page..and wondering if you would hire little me to pose all nudie for ya..
Now i know Oregon is terrible economy wise.. But while Im there Im completely lowering my rates so i can pose with as many people while there as i can..(since Im not sure i will go back anytime soon)
SOooo Im only charging $75 per hour fashion to full nudie.. Let me know If your Up for taking some Dirty pictures smile
OXOxOxOX
kym
David Rolin
06/06/09 7:28 AM
Hi there Kymberly Jane
Wow! What an honor to hear from a real professional full-nudie model. We poverty stricken Oregon photographers rarely get such an opportunity. You can't imagine how overwhelmed I am at your offer to shoot "dirty pictures". Your generosity is exceeded only by your pretentiousness. I'd love to book about 30 hours of your valuable time but I don't think my studio has the capacity to contain all of your attitude.
For future reference, my commercial rates are $300/hour. Prints or digital images are $75.00 each. My fine art sessions are free, but it's obvious to me that you don't meet the criteria. As an aside, I haven't paid for a "model" in 25 years of shooting nudes. For $75.00, I expect a "happy ending", a free drink and a hot lunch.
Good luck, gurlfriend. I hope you make a bundle!
"not-born-yesterday" David
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 8:37 AM
<<I'd love to book about 30 hours of your valuable time, but I don't think my studio has the capacity to contain all of your attitude.>>
<<For $75.00, I expect a "happy ending", a free drink and a hot lunch. >> hahahahahahahahaha! Great retorts! Made me almost spit my coffee out laughing! |
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 9:21 AM
OMG! This is hilarious! Do you mind if I send it to another photographer friend of mine (minus the names?)
Do you think this is for real? Or maybe just someone yanking your chain? I can't imagine anyone being this arrogant. |
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 10:05 AM
@Brigit
It's authentic. It was a shout out on ModelMayhem.com, a photographer/model/MUA site. I'm sure she was just trolling for shooters in the area. Models will often set up shoots this way. However, she was just so far over the top I couldn't help but fuck with her head.
Hustler? Not exactly my cup o' tea! LOL |
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 11:08 AM
LMAO!!!
well fuuuuuuuuuckk david. we are gonna have talk. I don't know which i'm more excited about the hot lunch, or 'happy ending'....oh WAIT. we got the happy ending hunh?!
i adore you sir, and shooting with you is ALWAYS an honor. |
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 1:05 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That was my best birthday present to date.... damn, i love a good laugh. you can't wrap shit like that.... |
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 2:39 PM
Oh, David, I forgot to mention that our first hangout was free-of-charge, but my usual rates for friendship moments are:
• Philosophical Discussions: $ 25.00 / hour • Beach travel: $10.00 per trip • Musical Collaboration: $45.00 per hour, pre-paid with PayPal or Credit Card • "Humor and Wit" Silver Package: $100.00 per hang • "Humor and Wit" Gold Package with additional pop references: $120.00 per hang • Badger Spleen Snack Packs (5): $ 12.00 • Backtalk and Sarcasm: $ 35.00 per hang • Listening: $ 15.00 • Bowl-Smoking: COMPLIMENTARY • Modeling Services: $75.00 per shoot with Food Expected Please pre-order your friendship services a week in advance, though we will strive to provide a flexible friendship experience for you. We thank you for your patronage, and look forward to providing you with the highest quality friendship experience available on the market today. Sincerely, The Craw VP Friend Management Services, Inc. |
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 5:01 PM
What a classic!
David, I sat and laughed, and laughed. Tell ya what...here's the deal. You shoot some "dirty photos" of me and my mate, and we'll pay YOU!
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 5:06 PM
I *heart* you!
Still by far... the coolest kid on the block! xoxo |
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Sun, June 7, 2009 - 8:34 PM
Wow. For $75/hour I'd say she wasn't worth the happy ending and the toilet bowl better be sparkling when she's done.
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Mon, June 8, 2009 - 7:59 AM
personally.
i'd like to congratulating you on having the most hits i've seen on a tribe blog in 2 months!
rebel. grin! |
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Mon, June 8, 2009 - 9:14 AM
Hello, my frriends
@ Jenn: I thought you told me not to say anything about that ending! :-O No wonder there are rumors!
@ Mischief: I hoped the birthday gurl would like it. @ Craw: My terms are non-negotiable. Money chat kills my libido. @ Badass: Call my appointments secretary and tape that cash on yer ass! @ TrayC: This old fart loves the validation. ;-) @ Shells: I'll pack light, strike fast and shoot hard. Gawd, I love cheesy double entendres! @ K8; May I hire you as my business manager? Sparkling toilet, indeed! @ Jenn: Kudos for the hits goes to the arrogant model. I never could have made that up. LOL |
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Mon, June 8, 2009 - 9:48 AM
I had a bride / model contact me once wanted me to do her wedding for free and or pay her if I used them in advertising because she felt she was good looking…
I was like um no… I did say nobody is that good looking... and wished her good luck in finding that... |
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Unsu...
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Wed, June 10, 2009 - 8:53 AM
oh Dave.
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Tue, June 23, 2009 - 1:54 AM
Dear Ms. Jaynne,
Thank you for your offer to pose for some "Dirty pictures smile," but I'm afraid you have failed to understand the sort of work I do. My images are of sensuality and eroticism, and fine art studies of the undraped human body. You should head on down to Tijuana, or perhaps Macao or Bucharest, where works such as "Dog and Pony Show," "Dangerous Insertions," "Reptile Lovers Quarterly," "Six Pack Sweeties," and "Caution: Open Trench" are produced -- that's the sort of place where you'll find workers in the genre of "Dirty pictures smile." That'd be much more up your "alley," if you know what I mean and I'm sure you do.
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