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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 11:14 AMSince this combination is my ACTUAL name, it would be the worst Witness Protection Name ever (or the best??)
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Dick Donald (that's TERRIBLE)
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Chili (I, apparently, will be starting the first chain of restaurants a long time ago, in a galaxy far away)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal!)
Blue Lion
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Leigh Mission Viejo
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Purple Diet Pepsi (Oh, I am so fierce!)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name)
LiChi (Isn't that a fruit? What the hell is a fly name anyway?)
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Rocky Road Chocolate Chip (again, I am a badass)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name).
Maggie Penny Mike Jackson Vintage (I have four pets)
10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Peanut Buttah Cup (since I don't have a favorite perfume, I am going to be know solely by my last name)
11. PORN NAME: (1st pets name, street you grew up on)
Baron Pegasus
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 11:31 AM
Yo! You so FLY!!! LiChi!!
Honestly, I think Dick Donald is the *perfect* NASCAR name. |
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 11:35 AM
I agree, ISR...and that's precisely why it IS so terrible. I saw that movie "The LEgend of Ricky Bobby" while I was pregnant, and it made me SO angry. I realize that it was supposed to be a comedy, but all I kept thinking about was how THESE are the idiots that re-elected Bush!!!
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 12:09 PM
Oh man, I think I just figured out what I want my post-divorce name to be.
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 12:39 PM
Yup - those are the one that re-elected that man. I get just as angry about it as you. *snarl*
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 9:09 PM
I xposted this in miele's blog too... Im thinkin' that JB Tracy and Dick Donald gotta be on the same racin' team.
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother and Father's middle name) Noneofyourdamnbusiness Edward 2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) J.B. Tracy 3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Smiwe 4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal!) Blue Dog (that's not a detective name! It's sooo the name of my jazz club) 5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Noneofyourdamnbusiness Portsmouth 6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning) The Purple Martini (Apparently my inner superhero is a gay man with a vivid sense of colour) 7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name) Weith (what the fuck's a 'fly name'?) 8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Strawberry Cheesecake Chocolate Chip (what the fuck kind of gangsta am I?) 9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name). Oliver Bell (yes, my inner rockstar is an uptight british man with an affection for bowler hats) 10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy) Opium Coffee Crisp (that makes almost as much sense as my gangsta name) 11. PORN NAME: (1st pets name, street you grew up on) Kiki Scott (THIS is what I should have changed my name to!) |
