here's what i think of paul:

"hi, i'm paul!
i'm cute
i'm funny
i'm adorable, cuddly, and lovey
i'm an awesome massage therapist
i make fantastic leather goods
i make fire dancing oh-so-sexy
i have blueish-red hair and manage to look good no matter what time of day it is
i'm always happy
i'm the original kissing bandit (even tho' lily claims to be)
i'm hot and i kick ass!"

ok, seriously, that's what paul is.
i loves me some paulee.
he is fantastic.
don't let the testimonial fool ya.
REALLY. :)