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Ninjalist | LoftNinja's UNreal Estate I truly do hate to say "I told you so," but i did. I truly do not hate the fact that Darthveloper(s) out in rezoned Brooklyn have been forced to realize the pain of having not anticipated this. Ironic, isn't it that all of the artist who have been ejected from their homes in order to make room for new boxes have been told time and time again that "they should've seen it coming." And perhaps many of them should have, but those of you who know me, should remember that Loftninja has been predicting this for years. Read this post entitled "New Landlords, Not by Choice" from Real Deal and search your memory. LoftNinja predicted this (at least) three years ago. Where do you think all of these rad ass ARTvertisements came from? They should have known.... Darthvelopers would eventually have to face the consequences of their lack of foresight (due to greedy blindless) just like everyone else. What is the first thing that people tell artists when they are evicted to make way for new space elevators? "Should've seen it coming." I mean, just look at what's happened to residents at 475 Kent Ave. Its not hard to imagine how pissed someone (artist or not) must be to realize that they were forced to move from their home in order to make room for ghosts and tumbleweeds.  I guess you see now why Darthveloper was Time Magazine's 2007 Man of the year (because in 2008, he's too broke to even hit a local pub). Boo Hoo...he has to rent out his empty spaces in that shiny new over priced building.Just in case you aren't aware, Darthveloper is LoftNinja's arch enemy. He buys up all the homes and land and kicks the tenants out, only to (at times) replace everything with cheap shiny substitutes that do not match the neighborhood, while importing new residents that will pay 3 times as much to live there. Darthveloper is not your daddy. He's your new landlord.  This artvertisement (made in June of 2006) wasn't to sell or rent space at all- it was meant more as a warning. As you can tell from the red and green, it was created to display around Christmas.  Any other time, i'd rhyme-write a rap about this space and send it your way, but ninja's got things to do and places to play-so Nay...i'll skip that shit for another day and besides, real estate lingo is too stupid to say so Ok..short and sweet..right to the meat: 2200 (COMMERCIAL) square feet of dividable Loft workspace in Greenpoint. Second floor of factory building. Private entrance and great light. Concrete floors and bathroom. Views of Manhattan skyline and Empire State building. Off McGuinness Blvd near Pulaski Bridge- convenient (walk) to transportation BQE, (7), (G) $1.50 per sf per month TIP: you should call quick-it'll be gone like POOF and in case you're interested, here's a view from the roof:   There may just have never been an iller blog than Iller Than Any Blog Ever, a Brooklyn based blog that I ran across yesterday after a tip from my main bro, justiNYC-well aside from the Ninja's joint of course. The LoftNinja loves illin just as much as the next guy, but this next guy beat us all to the punch. By the way, if you haven't noticed yet, this post has absolutely nothing to do with real estate. Lets move on... [photo taken by justiNYC 2006] So anyway, this blog is ill and ill shit like this needs to be noticed. I mean, check this flick out of Iller, Del, A-Plus and Devon the Dude, ch-illin in Bk! Just a week before, I (el LoftNinja) was hanging out with this same crew down in Charleston SC.  Iller is just a really illl dude, from what I gather- completely consumed by the possibility of running across (and making) truly ill shit. If you don't know how ill ill can get, we'll you may not be up to it anyway. See-still no real estate talk. Ahhh...nice isn't it.
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Wed, January 30, 2008 - 7:48 AM
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-Aesop Year of Birth: 620 BC Year of Death: 560 BC Nationality: Greek  EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT (IN ALL CAPS)!!!(kinda) RAW LARGE LIVE/WORK SPACES AVAILABLE FROM $2100 - $2300 BRAND FRIGGIN NEW TO THE MARKET! Completely RENOVATED LOFTS RIGHT BY THE MONTROSE L TRAIN STOP IN EAST-ish WILIAMSBURG (aka. Bushwick) • LIVE/WORK • SHARES OK / WALLS OK • HARDWOOD FLOORS THROUGH • SKYLIGHT • HIGH CEILINGS • FULLY EQUIPPED KITCHEN AND BATHROOM • PETS CASE BY CASE • UTILITIES NOT INCLUDED • LOCATED JUST 1 FRIGGIN BLOCK TO THE MONTROSE L TRAIN MULTIPLE UNITS AVAILABLE (that's more than 1)! COME GET YOURS BEFORE YOUR ENEMY DOES!!! Call LoftNinja 917-686-1571 or email me your details and we can set something up! Another way to get this done is to call the LoftNinja's friend Gregor at 718-599-2981 and tell him el Ninja sent you. This always works.... BTW: I hate it when agents write in ALL CAPS, so this was an experiment. I doubt anyone will want to fight about it... ---------------- Now playing: Airborn Audio - [Good Fortune #06] Best Shit in the World [foobar2000 v0.9.4.5] via FoxyTunes !  Don't you just love the randomness of CAPCHA modules sometimes? Ahhh..life does have simple pleasures after all. Oh, to find synchronicity in bullshit that filters the humans from the ninjas. Nevertheless, I slipped right on passed this one and Yes, i signed up for yet another one of those social media widget deals. Fun...i know. A CAPCHA, by the way is a verification thingy on websites that shows a graphic image with a random bunch of numbers and letters and shit, plus an input field and a [submit] button. If the user types in the number correctly, then supposedly they are a human, as opposed to a ninja or a Martian (or perhaps even the new Micheal Jackson). Note: Not an official definition, even though it might be pretty damn close. Is it just me or has there been a HUGE spike in the use of CAPCHA modules over the past few months? Are there really that many non-humans out there blogging? I was grilled by another website yesterday for my credentials (as a human) and thought of the simple pleasures involved with tricking the system (a computer) into thinking I was. Little did it know that I'm not a human (really), but in fact a Ninja-which is somewhat different, as we all know. What does all of this have to do with real estate in NYC? Nothing really. It just gives me a chance to ramble about insignificances again, I suppose. Quick Story (regarding CAPCHA): Some random day, a couple of years back, when Craiglist had a different sort of CAPCHA system than they do now, I came across this as I posted yet another gorgeous real estate ARTvertisement. In fact, I think it might have been this one...  Anyway, in light of today's findings, I not only remembered that I had this image saved somewhere, I actually found it! [Ninjas can find anything, duh] So I guess I lied. Maybe it does have something to do with real estate. LoftNinja will be back in NYC this weekend, so watch out. He can fly now! Landlords, get your leases out! ---------------- Now playing: Airborn Audio - [Good Fortune #08] This Year [foobar2000 v0.9.4.5] via FoxyTunes  Art Gallery Opp at the Bedford L Stop- Pop and Lock your way over to North 6th and see THE Space to lay down sticks and boards, extension cords and glassy doors- invite classy folks to help with chores...One of these spaces could be yours: 1500SF Second Floor Loft Studio with access to the street...wall space that spans damn near 150 feet. High ceilings of course, LoftNinja's the source-you could rent this space with very little force. 1250SF Second Floor Loft that's slightly smaller than the other, but move fast enough and it won't go to another-LoftNinja's your brother and art is his thing...If you know about this street I ain't tellin you a thang. Be where the action is and have a satisfactory biz...you only live once so leave the dunces at the back...it's time to pack. Call me 917-686-1571 because its fun or call Carl on his phone 646-261-6080 (its never on roam). Oh yeah, No Living-Sorry. Don't pack your Atari.
Warning: These Spaces Do Not Come with Lace | And if you move fast enough, there may not be a chase. I've got 7 spaces to rent in this place.
Sat, December 1, 2007 - 4:33 PM
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You Can't Hide in the Northside!  Be seen! Work near the Train- Use your brain.Available Spaces: 200sf | Artist Studio- NO LIVE | Just Work (not trying to be a jerk) 300sf | Same | I Know, Lame 500sf | Enough room for a descent size paint stain 900sf | Just enough space to bring you fame 1200sf | Too small for a crain Too big for just a board game 1500sf | You don't even know the half (750sf) 2000sf | This one has a private bath- perhaps we should meet... LOCATION: North 6th Street Near Berry Is it cool? Very. Second Floor Loft Studio Work Space in PRIME Williamsburg, ya heard! Wanna get one? Here's the word: Call LoftNinja 917-686-1571 and leave all the details I need to know, if you don't get me. If you'd like to see one immediately (Like NOW), call my buddy Carl at 646-261-6080. There you go! Good Luck! Don't get stuck (in the L train)!  You may not know exactly what any of this has to do with anything, but that's ok. Let's just say that it has a LOT to do with real estate in NYC and a certain portal that many of us have become familiar with.
Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib. If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...
Wed, November 21, 2007 - 1:04 PM
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WILLIAMSBURG- large 2 BR, exposed brick, stainless steel appliances. Available Nov.1th. $2400,00. WILLIAMSBURG- 2 BR available now .owner pays heat, hot water and gas. $ 2200,00. WILLIAMSBURG - New renovation, hardwood floors, two blocks from L train. Available immediately. $1900,00.LARGE STUDIO... WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR - $1600,00. available now.
LOFT-(WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful 1100sf loft , exposed brick. -Prime location!!! $3400,00 available now.
LOFT-WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR. Loft All renovated , Stainless appliances, everything brand new. $ 2000,00. For more information or to get into one of these, no need to jump through hoops or beg from your knees, just call 917-686-1571 and say please...leave a message with all of your relevant details Download (0MB application)  LoftNinja Blocking Haters since 2000. Beware of real estate haters. Consider this a warning.
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Thu, November 15, 2007 - 12:58 PM
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