Go to Google and type in your name with "____ looks like"
(and don't forget the quotes)
and fill it in with something from the first page of hits.

Some highlights from people who did it before me:
1. "Jason looks like total crap." -- thanks google, thanks.
2. "PJ looks like he'd be down to whoop some ass anytime"-- i think that google is scared of me.
3. "Katie looks like recycled cat food" Ouch
4. "Michael looks like he's playing naked" (OMG do they like have a camera inside the screen or what!!!!!! Who knew??)
5. "Harley looks like a hot bitch" - yeay for me!! :D
6. "Dana looks like a travelling Dutch hippie" Thank goodness!
7. "Leslie looks like, oh forget it, let's just go back to Arizona."
8. "Zak looks like a migrant worker picking grapes" HA!
9. "Aaron looks like he's about eleven and there is nothing cute or sexy about the prepubescent chest of a young boy"
10. "Judd looks like he's really mean to dogs."
11. "Jen looks like she's gonna stab you with that fondue stick."
12. "Reed looks like the face of EVIL"
13. "Marcy looks like a Japanese Translator"
14. "Tim looks like any old white kid who can't jump."
15. "Erin looks like she just escaped from the mental hospital, for god's sake."
16. "Evan looks like Wankus on steroids."
17. "Elise looks like the kind of toy no one wants to share." (yay for the lotus "Elise")
18. "Sue looks like one of those McDonalds Happy Meal toys they promote whenever a movie comes out."