I know Bernard,

And yet,
and still,
hmmmm. I really find it truly amazing that he is able to be so deadpan and funny at the same time.
Kind of like burping and swallowing at once.
I have found that his ability to create my favorite authors simply by loaning me a book to be amazing.
I hear that this ability extends to music as well.
Good brain surgeon too.
Anyway, Bernard is a good force to be reckoned with.

Sporeboy

Bernie kicks mother fucking ass. He is like all the best stuff I got, with none of the bad stuff I got. Plus a lot of good stuff I don't got. And probably some bad stuff I don't got, but no one is perfect. I assume there is also some relatively neutral stuff that he's got that I do got and don't got, but since it is neutral it doesn't really matter.

Plus we are all going to die anyway, so why bother doing anything in the first place.

Bernard has a photo of himself with David Sedaris, which automatically makes him several levels of cool beyond what I can hope to achieve. David Sedaris refused to be photographed alongside me altogether, even after I'd promised him one of my kidneys!

I don't really know Bernard. No really. I don't know him. I met him through here at one of those funny tribes like....sniffing smells after midnight. He seems okay and looks like raymond burr...no the other raymond...romano. But after not knowing him this long, I can tell that it may be a great deal longer that I don't know him. He seems a complex and arduous thinker. Deft in the matters of spiriting to the drug store for iodine and gauze.

BTW, it seems like I was bitten by a poisonous coral snake..so, if you could...well, that is another matter entirely. ;D


~R!!