MANSUR IS A REAL-LIFE SUPERHERO!

During a coctail party at my place, we heard someone scream "CALL 911!", then we heard the sound of shatering glass. We looked up to see flames shooting out of a 3rd story window next door. Immediately, people started pulling out their cell phones, but before the first person could dial 9, Mansur had spidermanned (is that a verb? it is now!) up the building and was inside.

By the time the fire department arrived no more than 3 minutes later (very impressive, Oakland FD!), Mansur had the blaze put out & the building evacuated. He apologized to the firemen for spoiling their fun & informed them that the building was evacuated & there was a gas leak upstairs.

And, to add a touch of class to his heroism & near superhuman skills, he didn't even parlay his amazing feat into pussy that night (which he so very easily could have done).

You're a better man than I am, Mansur.