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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 11:25 AM
Thanks.
Wed, February 6, 2008 - 11:25 AM -
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 11:53 AM
yea, why do they cook it at all, better to just eat it raw!
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 12:30 PM
there ya go, making me abandon all my plans to throw you in the giant deep fryer that i keep in my closet.
fuck you lucky!!! i hate you!!! ... oh but how i love me a good waffle fry... |
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 1:11 PM
;p
Raw. Raw is good. Flambé can be nice. Tossed lightly = sweet.
Frying = bad. Pan searing = ouch. I'm not even gonna TALK about rotiserie. O.o |
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 1:17 PM
Don't you worry. You'll be gently simmered until tender in a delectable dark chocolate sauce with a garnish of fresh raspberries.
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 4:01 PM
Waffle fries are pretty darn good. This vegetarian still misses chik-fil-a. Barbeque, I'd be ok with,. Definitely don't put me in a stew to simmer. That just seems too cartooney. I do like the concept of me as a dessert. I mean I guess it wouldn't be that healthy, but you could cover me in chocolate sauce. (even if I'm not dead). Or I suppose you could chill me and dip me in cocktail sauce. That's be ok too.
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 4:24 PM
Polynesian Platter
Luckey,
The way you spin, I would have to make you into a Polynesian platter. You know, the ones where you pole the shrimp, eggrolls & spare ribs with big wooden toothpcks & cook them over the little sterno flame in the center of the Lazy Susan!!! When I was a little kid, I always found the fire aspect of this particular meal soooo entertaining . (Believe it was called a "Po Po Platter") Used to get my parents to take me to a Polynesian restaurant called "The Pub Tiki"... Till it burned down!!! True story Lucifer |
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 9:49 PM
No no...
I would totally serve you with a nice Jamaican coconut rundown sauce and some plantains carmelized in a skillet. I might be friend though. Is that okay?
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Thu, February 7, 2008 - 3:29 PM
D'oh! I meant to type, "I might be FRIED though." but clearly that issue has been put to rest. Lalalalalalala...
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