So, this kitty's not f*ckin' around here. She's got the cat eyes, the sharp claws. She's got a fantastic tail, and she knows how to use it. This is hardcore. And you've not lived till you see her lap up a big puddle of cream. The best thing? She's the only kitty to go toe-to-toe with me at photochicken, and come out with all nine lives...

So Dr. Lulu has given me my first breast exam and has given me her seal of approval but requests that i have a weekly follow-up exam. I am beginning to think that Dr. Lulu is not a doctor at all. She told me that the licking was routine but now I have second thoughts... In fact, I think she may be sex crazed bisexual looking to take advantage of delicate flowers like myself. And hey... I bet Dr. Lorraine (the one with the camera) wasn't a doctor either... i mean... why would they need pictures of my breast exam for their websites.. It never ceases to amaze me, the depraivty of these perverts. They totally took advatage of my purity.. now who will marry this tainted girl?

This bitch is outta control!

Alas, I have not yet met her, however anyone who combines good looks and an appreciation of OS X is worth knowing. I heard that she solved the cold fusion issue but is holding out until all M&Ms are made red.

I have to actually meet this girl someday.