Father died when I was 6. Have one brother. Ive been robbed at gun point. Ive have puked on myself while drunk but never pissed my bed. I laugh longer and louder than others at the punch line, yep that was me. I was the best driver in my drivers ed car. I have better hair than most and pride myself on it. Im a true red head, I dont tan. I cant bench press my weight, I can run an 8 minute mile, I can do sit ups till I puke. I like to cook, and Im also better than most at that too. My cookie recipes are to be envied by all. I love my man. He is the passionate, caring, loving, funny, admirable, strong, has a mind like a steel trap, in phenominal shape, and can kick the piss outta your man, I like kids....but only when stuffed and mounted. Im feircly devoted but if you hurt me...your dead to me. I may be considered the crazy cat lady. I dress up at Halloween to scare your bratty little kids, and probably get a bit too much enjoyment from it. I talk out loud to myself. Im obsessed with The Peoples Court. I like to call people out on their stupidity and expect the same from others. I love my man I love my man I love my man.
You cant stop the double leg. I really get into Full Contact Fighting. Pride & UFC, basically any MMA I can get my hands on, and yes my man's tougher, smarter and hotter than yours. But I think we all think that of our beloveds...well at least I hope you do otherwise whats the point really? I dont cheat, I am unbelieveably loyal, and dispise infedelity in others.
I dont have tonsils, or an apendix, or a gag reflex. I like to pick at other peoples pimples and black heads. I find a good crap very gratifing, so much so that I feel the need to show it too whom ever is dumb enough to look.
My breasts are real, my hair and nails are real. I wont laugh at your joke if its not funny, then Ill tell you it isnt. Ill call a spade a spade, and even though most people will tell you they like that in a person, thats only true if its not directed at them. I like the smell of my own farts, and Downy Fabric softener. I Heart metal. TOOL, old school Metallica, System of a Down, Static X, Filter... Love old school rock Zep, Floyd, the staples. I cook with chop sticks. I love working out.......work in progress.
