I know this much is true:
I'm a proud Jersey Girl;
I've been called the "Swamp Boogie Queen of the East," and "Rock n Roll Suicide Wench."
I've also been called, funny, "spreader of joy," smart, A-OKAY, witty,
soft & pretty, lexy babe, and Teutonic Love Goddess
And sweet and nice.
Which I am,
except when I'm not.
And goofy and wacky.
Which I suppose I can be,
'but I ain't quite as dumb as I seem.'
If ya know what I mean .... ;-)
I've been told:
"Girlfriend, you are the girdle of my life."
(cuz I help hold her together)
"I love you like water."
(cuz it's the one thing you can't live without)
"You're like my underwire."
(cuz I give her that needed support)
I've NOT been called a domestic goddess.
(Although I think they misunderestimate me.)
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