Madame Gonzaga
Donkey fur zeez moist onerous aweird.
arrrrooooo! I wood lyke tou tank ze akakameme.
Donut Smoke: Kick ze Hobbit! PM 4 Invite
You smile.
Ze weirld changes.
History lesion.
Tou nose mee eez to fluff mee.
Crack ze Crust
Simwhere over ze rainbow...
arrroooooooooo! When aryooo seee ze Smoky Honeyeater, aryooo shall nose it eeeez I in ze eye ov ze beholder.
Chief Maddening Ham ov Tribe.net
Every Tribe ze feather in mein wind.
Tribal Headdress
Madame Spookyfreign
az viewed by herr Ladye
Sharkpup Furever
Mme. harnessing ze sharkpup with fluff.
Madame at herr toilette
looking eentou mageeek mirrororrim creatededed by ze late beloved sharkpuppy.
Mme. Gonzaga Avatar Card Thingie
by sharkpup's veddy own elf
Triumvirate
Treble Mme.
Beebalalou Roxxxx My Hearts
Mme. Monster by Beebalalou
Budgie Cod
Anuzzle treasured Tribe cod from sharkpup's Avatar Card Thingies Project, zeez vun created by Budgie
Psychic Witchdog Cod by Icky Blob
Yeti anuzzle grating cod from ze Sharkpup Age
Icey Aryoooo!
Avatar Card Thingie by Ms Smart
I ham so happpy to have zeez magical keepsake reminder ov sharkpup und butterpear. Mangy donkeys Ms Smart.
Ze Ladye und Allison c. 2005
I hope Allison und Fuckerpants are partyin' down way up high. Und olde sharkpuppy too.
Climb a broad
Hekate's mageekal bust
Amimble Black Thursday!
Hold ze Cheese
Hee! snarfle. kak.
Clickity-Clack fur animationings.
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Famous Last Weirdings
Dingleberry Lane
Donut Panic
Message in ze Ethers
Mme. Peeper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Oh deer! I fear I may have piddled on Sir Paul's epaulet.
Madame's Last Call
Ze Little Shamrock, San Francisco, c. 2006. Fauxtoe by Rod Springer
Ax ze Mad Ham
Fauxtoe Courtesy Cadillac Chris
People are tokin'March 23, 2009
“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”
--Friedrich Nietzsche December 22, 2008
Take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun. Now, you spread a thin line of it to a ball, representing the earth. Now, the gasoline represents the sunlight, the sun particles. Here we saturate the ball with the gasoline, the sunlight. Then we put a flame to the ball. The flame will speedily travel around the earth, back along the line of gasoline to the can, or the sun itself. It will explode this source and spread to every place that gasoline, our sunlight, touches. Explode the sunlight here, you explode the universe. Explode the sunlight here and a chain reaction will occur direct to the sun itself and to all the planets that sunlight touches, to every planet in the universe. This is why you must be stopped. This is why any means must be used to stop you. In a friendly manner or as (it seems) you want it.
September 16, 2008
Without you Tribe's nothing.
Unsu...
April 4, 2008
This notice is to inform you that you are officially under Bear protection from M-F 9 to 3.
You are a beautiful Creature loved by the Angels who watch over you, the Mother Earth, the YOOniverse, the Spirit in Everything and of course... Sooper Bear! at your service! Love, Hugs, OOF OFF and away!
Unsu...
October 7, 2007
it would surprize me if i could tell what's next!
March 7, 2007
Waffle! Waffle! Waffle!
February 21, 2007
w/out the mad ham trite.net would not be worth treading.
VIVA LA GONZAGA!!! January 26, 2007
In Loving Memory of an Angel I Never Met.
somehow, you were the bringer the bringer of good things like the bio sez spinning tails ov fluff. i get it now. Thank you more than you know Thank you, sweet sweet angel (p.s. can you say hi to my furbabies up there. mom sends love) January 11, 2007
Madame's silky ears and little pink tongue compliment her compassion, brilliance, and generosity.
Her Ladye is pretty hot, too. December 30, 2006
Vut can bee sed about se MadHam that hasn't already been said?!
Zee MadHam is the Angle of Fluff and I tou wheesh her to be sittingz on my sholdure of all of zee times! December 19, 2006
Quite simply a lovely, lovely, person!!
November 27, 2006
Madame forgets to write in her profile that she is an amazing linguist and even perhaps the subject of a study on pyschosis...just try to wrap your brain around her fluffy popularity, cosmic wit and general individualism...I'm still working on it...
Your testimonial fairy, Socker September 20, 2006
when i came to mme. g for my reading, i was in a dead-end job, with a dead-end partner, in a dead-end town. she told me exactly what i needed to do to find my true destiny and become the internationally feared diety that i am today. i even have minions now--all thanks to mme. g's reading of my fortunings! a bargain at any price...
July 16, 2006
A kueter doggie I half neber scene. Much lub too zee Mad Ham.
Unsu...
July 10, 2006
madam G. after deez yeerz
i'b grown too fLuFF yoo BIG. arooooooooooooooooooo boo hoo hoo :( i'm cryin' cuz i haFta leaf de criTTerz an i don wanna. *SOB!* bee the ma ma peas. lub, mooFy
Unsu...
June 5, 2006
aieee, mommie! me gusta the lil bow wow!
Unsu...
May 25, 2006
I'm glad you are here.
May 22, 2006
You put the "I" in "Iditarod". (get it?)
Woof. May 17, 2006
My favorite quote from Madame is this,
"Now hear zeez: It’s not “all about timing” az some folks lyke tou claim. It’s all about damning time und tayking fluff ware aryooooo fynde it, red-eye or knot." So damn the clocks and calendars, full speed ahead! May 5, 2006
xox(((((((((((((Madame Gonzaga)))))))))))))oxo
Unsu...
March 30, 2006
The doggie's spirit guides me to mean daddies who need killing. I love the doggie!
Unsu...
February 8, 2006
We love you and miss you Madame!
We will be with you in puppy and kitty heaven someday. December 20, 2005
Zee Madame has a piece of my heart, and if I ever get it back, I wont need that operation.
One day soon, I will feed her port and all the noises of the animal kingdom will be at our disposal. December 4, 2005
Oh my dear Madame,
Your posts make me laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh. Especially the "tippy, tippy tap" ones. You have such a brilliant way with words. I look forward to meeting you IRL. Susan December 2, 2005
I fluff yoo deerly, Miss Madame W., from the outer pointy edges of your coolest glasses to the tippy tippy tip-taps of your most lovely extremities! You are by far one of the most belovéd REAL-LIFE friends I've made on/through Tribe, and just generally one of my very favorite friends anywhere.
When, oh WHEN will there be a 2-hr Bullet Train 'tween SF & LA??!!! Bless you always, my dear pal. November 2, 2005
They say the finer things in life
Are for the rich and well to do, But so poor as I am, I take one look at madame and I know it isn't true. October 29, 2005
Best.
In. Show. October 7, 2005
GAZE INTO MY GREEN EYE!!!
The Madame may eat the other. October 6, 2005
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September 30, 2005
A shining light, a beacon of wit and civility, a compassionate and clear-eyed paragon, this little creature might actually present a serious challenge to my blanket misanthropy if it weren't for the fact that she's a canine.
September 13, 2005
I'd scoop her poop any goddamn day of the week! :) September 12, 2005
Oh, I fluff ze Madame!!!!! Loving and kind (all those hearts),
smart and clever, talented and funny, she looks past the veils of the ether and sees you!!! Much love!!! Hee!!! Snarfle!!! Kak!!! September 9, 2005
vavava HOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLL!!!!! :):):)
September 3, 2005
It was over two years ago that I first encountered the Madame's Ladye, on a site that starts with F and ends with -ster. In my incarnation as The Void, I won her dream interpretation contest. To my astonished delight, I was the recipient of a wonderful packet of fun prizes: toys and baubles to warm my heart in a time of great despair. I still have all of those treasures, and will cherish them for many years to come. But by far the greatest treasure of all is the Ladye herself. She's the first true friend I ever met on the Internet, and I adore her with all of my tarnished, cracked heart.
The Madame's Ladye has many devoted followers, and rightly so, for she is one of the sharpest, wittiest, and most creative people I've ever met. And if you're fortunate enough to spend time with her, you'll find that her personality overflows with love, kindness, and sensitivity. The world is a better place for her being here. Much love for The Wendy. September 1, 2005
Particular facilities are channeled to the inexplicable. Splendid occurrences of the psyche perforate the dusk. It is sustained by the pilasters, elegance, dynamism and wisdom. The intelligence of the construction is exhibited universally with refinement, equilibrium and embellishment.
June 26, 2005
Mad G is the pootch
who is married to me even though we are not the same genus species Human women were a pain so I just made the switch the Madame is my one and only little blonde-haired bitch She never complains as long as she gets meaty treats which I feed to her from inbetween the toes of my feet Her little tounge licks and licks and feels so garsh darned good Its her reward after her little poopy walk out in the hood Gonzaga is her name and its my name too she's my psychic wifey pootch and our love is so true! I LOVE YOU! SENSEI GONZAGA June 16, 2005
Madame is the angel that saved me in a dark dream. Thank you. :)
Unsu...
May 18, 2005
If you call her a Quack, not only will you achieve a fat lip, but, a broken nose as well! You see, she gave me my lucky numbers, and I WON the freakin' lotery!!! Now who's Rick James Biotch!!!
Unsu...
March 7, 2005
(Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain)
Unsu...
Unsu...
February 18, 2005
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Unsu...
February 13, 2005
Madame is both unusual and very kind. Like any of her fellow canines, her presence is a comforting one because she doesn't have a mean bone in her entire skeletal structure.
February 4, 2005
Madame Gonzaga is as wise as wise gets! She's the culmination of all psychic vibration! She has the cosmic forces of the universe wrapped around her little furry paw! She also talks kinda funny and I like that... ;P
January 25, 2005
Thank you Madame!
How did you know I like kitty cats?;) xoxoxo January 23, 2005
What a tender heart! Thank you!
Your Cassandra, Countess of tissues factories January 12, 2005
Mme Gonzaga is a wise prophet. She sees things most people would not notice. I have made many new friends here at Tribe, but this cute lil doggie is my favorite new friend. Do not doubt her wisdom, for she is wise indeed.
PS She loves Mochas more than me. I never thought that was possible.
Unsu...
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