joined on 10/01/03
last updated 05/05/08
arrrrooooo! I wood lyke tou tank ze akakameme.
about me
I ham pwitty und nice und I snif like zee rich vairiety ov exxxotic spices importeded from ze Orient.
Dare tou punxxxture ze veil. Madame Gonzaga nose all, pees all. Ax mee enny ting! arrrrooooooooooooo!
looking eentou mageeek mirrororrim creatededed by ze sharkpuppy.
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Once again, Tarakev betwitches herr cage und escapes...
I wood nut mynde so mucheth were it knot fur ze juicy dropliings on mein goode furniture.
Doth enny biddy have ze cattie I can borrow?
Hee! snarfle. kak.
Thu, March 13, 2008 - 9:32 PM
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Every Tribe ze feather in mein wind.
! A-Entrepreneur !,
! Startups !,
&,
♥ Stefania Rocks!,
(censored by tribe) is a Puppy-Killer,
*** XY ***,
*::gUrlz @ thA aZn maLL::*,
*Beauty Secrets for Divas*,
*inbred mongrels*,
*Raging Bitches*,
*That bloody BEAR!!*,
+MISSION Action,
- BURNING MAN 101: BMORG-,
47th Street Ghost Ship,
60' NOC ATNAS,
A S I M O V,
A Tribe Called Apocalypse,
A White Trash Christmas,
Albany Bulb,
AN ARMY OF OLD PEOPLE CLUB A BABY SEAL,
Ana dna teh Miracules,
Art Fags,
ART OF THE AIR,
Ask Dr. Fiasco!,
Ask Erling, PhD,
avatar card thingies,
BANNED_FROM_REALITY!!,
Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices,
BEOTCHES,
Big Yellow House,
Bitch Club,
Bite Club,
Bizarre Attractions,
BLACK DOG TRiBE,
Bobo's Cave,
Bring Back the Spark,
Bunnies,
BURNcast,
Burning Man Troll & Sock Puppet Tribe,
Burning Solstinox! March 5, 2005,
Business Networking for Referrals,
Cads, Scoundrels and Charming Ladies,
cafe mocha,
Campfire Cafe,
Cerebral Mallet,
cHaoS!! ChAOs! CHaoS!!!!!!!,
Charo's Cuchi Corner,
Chickenfish,
Chinese for the dim-witted and irrationa,
Cincinnati Flamenco-now early music,
...
April 4, 2008
This notice is to inform you that you are officially under Bear protection from M-F 9 to 3.
You are a beautiful Creature loved by the Angels who watch over you, the Mother Earth,
the YOOniverse, the Spirit in Everything and of course...
Sooper Bear! at your service! Love, Hugs, OOF OFF and away!
October 7, 2007
it would surprize me if i could tell what's next!
March 7, 2007
Waffle! Waffle! Waffle!
February 21, 2007
w/out the mad ham trite.net would not be worth treading.
VIVA LA GONZAGA!!!
January 26, 2007
In Loving Memory of an Angel I Never Met.
somehow,
you were the bringer
the bringer of good things
like the bio sez
spinning tails ov fluff.
i get it now.
Thank you
more than you know
Thank you, sweet sweet angel
(p.s. can you say hi to my furbabies up there. mom sends love)
January 11, 2007
Madame's silky ears and little pink tongue compliment her compassion, brilliance, and generosity.
Her Ladye is pretty hot, too.
December 30, 2006
Vut can bee sed about se MadHam that hasn't already been said?!
Zee MadHam is the Angle of Fluff and I tou wheesh her to be sittingz on my sholdure of all of zee times!
December 19, 2006
Quite simply a lovely, lovely, person!!
November 27, 2006
Madame forgets to write in her profile that she is an amazing linguist and even perhaps the subject of a study on pyschosis...just try to wrap your brain around her fluffy popularity, cosmic wit and general individualism...I'm still working on it...
Your testimonial fairy,
Socker
September 20, 2006
when i came to mme. g for my reading, i was in a dead-end job, with a dead-end partner, in a dead-end town. she told me exactly what i needed to do to find my true destiny and become the internationally feared diety that i am today. i even have minions now--all thanks to mme. g's reading of my fortunings! a bargain at any price...
July 16, 2006
A kueter doggie I half neber scene. Much lub too zee Mad Ham.
July 10, 2006
madam G. after deez yeerz
i'b grown too fLuFF yoo BIG.
arooooooooooooooooooo
boo hoo hoo :(
i'm cryin' cuz i haFta leaf de
criTTerz an i don wanna.
*SOB!*
bee the ma ma peas.
lub, mooFy
June 5, 2006
aieee, mommie! me gusta the lil bow wow!
May 25, 2006
I'm glad you are here.
May 22, 2006
You put the "I" in "Iditarod". (get it?)
Woof.
May 17, 2006
My favorite quote from Madame is this,
"Now hear zeez: It’s not “all about timing” az some folks lyke tou claim. It’s all about damning time und tayking fluff ware aryooooo fynde it, red-eye or knot."
So damn the clocks and calendars, full speed ahead!
May 5, 2006
xox(((((((((((((Madame Gonzaga)))))))))))))oxo
March 30, 2006
The doggie's spirit guides me to mean daddies who need killing. I love the doggie!
March 11, 2006
she so cute moppy and fluff some, . c'mere puppy bird thingis, . here mis foel caynine. I won eat you, I jest wanna scretch yer pert lil head some. you sit imy lapp... I don hav flees.. promiss.
February 8, 2006
We love you and miss you Madame!
We will be with you in puppy and kitty heaven someday.
December 20, 2005
Zee Madame has a piece of my heart, and if I ever get it back, I wont need that operation.
One day soon, I will feed her port and all the noises of the animal kingdom will be at our disposal.
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