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Madame Gonzaga

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joined on 10/01/03
last updated 10/16/14
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Donkey fur zeez moist onerous aweird.

arrrrooooo! I wood lyke tou tank ze akakameme.
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You smile.

Ze weirld changes.
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History lesion.

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Crack ze Crust

Dare tou punk ze veil. Madame Gonzaga nose all, pees all. Ax any ping. Free readings for tribers.
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Simwhere over ze rainbow...

arrroooooooooo! When aryooo seee ze Smoky Honeyeater, aryooo shall nose it eeeez I in ze eye ov ze beholder.
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Tou nose mee eez to fluff mee.

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Chief Maddening Ham ov

Every Tribe ze feather in mein wind.
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Madame Spookyfreign

az viewed by herr Ladye
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Sharkpup Furever

Mme. harnessing ze sharkpup with fluff.
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Madame at herr toilette

looking eentou mageeek mirrororrim creatededed by ze late beloved sharkpuppy.
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Beebalalou Roxxxx My Hearts

Mme. Monster by Beebalalou
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Budgie Cod

Anuzzle treasured Tribe cod from sharkpup's Avatar Card Thingies Project, zeez vun created by Budgie
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Psychic Witchdog Cod by Icky Blob

Yeti anuzzle grating cod from ze Sharkpup Age
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Icey Aryoooo!

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Climb a broad

Hekate's mageekal bust
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Amimble Black Thursday!

It was ze day every ping changed.
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Hold ze Cheese

Apparition or Miracle? Aryoooo decide.
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Mme. Gonzaga Avatar Card Thingie

by sharkpup's veddy own elf
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Hee! snarfle. kak.

Clickity-Clack fur animationings.
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Donut Panic

) : eez dead. Boiled ze bunny. Tossed ze dwarf. Harrowed ze hobbit. All ze bogus resuscitation attempts in ze weirld by New Systems Associates (NSA), Paul, Carolyn, und assorted anonymous coward TOU suitcases und board members who are too ashamed to reveal their identities veal not save zeez flopping albatross.

Sad, sad, sad. But it was fun whilst it lasted. I veal goose down with Dingleberry Lane! Arrrroooooooooooooooooo!

Ze only ping zat could save zeez fiasco now woul... read more
Mon, November 22, 2010 - 1:27 AM permalink - 21 comments
I miss your leetle orange butt ox, sharkpuppy. Harpy Hollow Weenies. xoxoxoxox

Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and I
Want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their
Home, and I'm welcome no more

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes i... read more
Fri, October 29, 2010 - 1:15 PM permalink - 4 comments
Und now ze weird from your consort on ze Orcasion ov herr seventh tribal analversary...


~Ze Seven Year Bitch~

tippy tap tippy tap tippy tap...

Lifetimes ago
Weirlds apart
then there
here now
present fades into past
past creeps into present
present slides into home
future fades into zen

now zen may I take zeez opporcartoonity
fur tickling our gracious hosts, all

mangy donkeys,
NS... read more
Thu, September 30, 2010 - 4:49 PM permalink - 9 comments
yo, cracky!
Fri, August 8, 2008 - 7:06 AM permalink - 8 comments
Once again, Tarakev betwitches herr cage und escapes...

I wood nut mynde so mucheth were it knot fur ze juicy dropliings on mein goode furniture.

Doth enny biddy have ze cattie I can borrow?

Hee! snarfle. kak.
Thu, March 13, 2008 - 9:32 PM permalink - 8 comments
Donut delay. Please tou tayketh ze lookings at ze beguiled lines und enter ze Dingleberry Lane drooling tou win ze environmentallly incorrrect bag fillled wif marvelous prizes:
Wed, June 27, 2007 - 9:26 PM permalink - 2 comments
Attenzione Rabble! Zeez eez ze orificial announcingmints ov ze 2006 Annual Tribe-Wide "Threadies" Aweirdings.

Get your entrails in by Jan. 1st high nooooon!

Any threadie, any triber may enter. Prizes gooose tou he/she/it wot nominateded threadie, wif special prize tou thread-starter und kudos tou mods.

Yoo donut haf tou haf participateded een ze threadie yoo enter it tou win ze aweird, und yoo donut haf tou bee ze mimble ov ze Tribe!

So get out zare und scramble tou breeng us z... read more
Thu, December 28, 2006 - 7:08 PM permalink - 0 comments
I donut nose. I simply donut nose.
Thu, April 20, 2006 - 1:40 PM permalink - 11 comments
sharkpup peeped eentou herr tailor's window...

...witch inspirededed mee tou peep eentou myne cobbler's window. Und hee boosted meee!
Thu, April 20, 2006 - 1:34 PM permalink - 10 comments
I fluff aryoooooo deerly, Miss MeeMee "sharkpup" Sparklebump. Aryooooo maydeth ze Tribe Exxxperience special.

Aryoooo were allways patient und kyndely und yore poosts maydeth mee pee on at least vun occasionings.

I wood lyke tou meat aryooooo vun day und geev aryooooooooo ze beeg squeeeeze. So beeg zat aryooooo veal bleed. Just ze leetl.

Fiends, wot wot I lyked beast about ze pup wass herr charming "sniffa sniffa"'s, sparkly poodunks, und trooooly kynde ways.

Please tou come home,... read more
Sun, April 2, 2006 - 7:33 PM permalink - 10 comments
Attenzione Rabble!

Zeez eez ze orificial announcingmints ov my Annual Tribe-Wide "Threadies" Aweird. Please tou poost yore entries fur ze contest in ze foolowings Aweirding announcement thread een Dingleberry Lane:

Yoo donut haf tou haf participateded een ze threadie yoo enter it tou win ze aweird, und yoo donut haf tou bee ze mimble ov ze Tribe!

So get out zare und scramble tou breeng mee ze Beast ov ze ... read more
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 9:33 AM permalink - 0 comments
I ham poosting zeez based on ze suggestionings ov ze fiend.

Seems lyke ze eentaresting exorcism und means tou connext wif those I haf bin out ov touche wif fur vun reason or a muzzle.

Eefin yoo read zeez, eefin yore beady leetl eyes ar passing over zeez right now, eevin eefin wee donut speak ofteninks, please tou poost ze comment wif ze mammary ov yoo und mee. It kin bee enny ting yoo vant. I promise not tou curse yoo.

Und when yoo haf feenished poost zeez paragiraffes on yore own b... read more
Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:02 PM permalink - 49 comments
Craxxx ze crust! Dare tou punxxxture ze veil.

Ze Madhamme nose all, pees alll. Ax fur yore psychic massage toadie.

Singe uppinks fur yore reading heeer. Fortunizings veal bee given een ze hors d'oeuvres receiveded frum ze ethers in witchever format zay manifester. Donut rush ze chunnelings, all veal bee revealed een ze foolnessings ov Fuzzer Time.

Thu, October 6, 2005 - 2:12 PM permalink - 15 comments

Please reefer tou:
Tue, October 4, 2005 - 2:16 PM permalink - 10 comments

::kak kak kak::

The basic difference between a politics of meaning (PoM) perspective and a conventional liberal/progressive perspective is a PoM perspective on social policy issues always expresses the link between a goal, a practical objective, and the elevation of our inner being, especially the fostering of mutual recognition--the making-present of the other by recognizing the humanity of the other. By contrast, the normal liberal progressive stand speaks only in terms of exter... read more
Mon, September 26, 2005 - 12:19 PM permalink - 22 comments
Welcome tou ethernity. Wot Wot wood yoo lik tou git offals yore chest? Ze Madame unnerstands.

Furgivenessings eez fur every biddy. Yore salivation eez een myne pawls.

No sin tou large; no cornfession tou small.

Penitence veal be meted out az I beast see fittinings.

Lettuce splay.

Fri, September 16, 2005 - 9:40 AM permalink - 23 comments
Heer eez myne ladye’s as-yet rejected (by ze Chron, NYT--they geef nice letter tho, ze alties…') op-ed on ze Amerikkkan flag. Written during ze forced-march family trippings tou Disneyland, Thanksgiving 2002.


Quiet, please.


“We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.”
- Mark Twain

Twelve-yea... read more
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 2:03 PM permalink - 27 comments
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Madame's Last Call

Ze Little Shamrock, San Francisco, c. 2006. Fauxtoe by Rod Springer
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Mme. Peeper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Oh deer! I fear I may have piddled on Sir Paul's epaulet.
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Ax ze Mad Ham

Fauxtoe Courtesy Cadillac Chris
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People are tokin'

March 23, 2009
“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”
--Friedrich Nietzsche
December 22, 2008
Take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun. Now, you spread a thin line of it to a ball, representing the earth. Now, the gasoline represents the sunlight, the sun particles. Here we saturate the ball with the gasoline, the sunlight. Then we put a flame to the ball. The flame will speedily travel around the earth, back along the line of gasoline to the can, or the sun itself. It will explode this source and spread to every place that gasoline, our sunlight, touches. Explode the sunlight here, you explode the universe. Explode the sunlight here and a chain reaction will occur direct to the sun itself and to all the planets that sunlight touches, to every planet in the universe. This is why you must be stopped. This is why any means must be used to stop you. In a friendly manner or as (it seems) you want it.
September 16, 2008
Without you Tribe's nothing.
April 4, 2008
This notice is to inform you that you are officially under Bear protection from M-F 9 to 3.
You are a beautiful Creature loved by the Angels who watch over you, the Mother Earth,
the YOOniverse, the Spirit in Everything and of course...

Sooper Bear! at your service! Love, Hugs, OOF OFF and away!
October 7, 2007
it would surprize me if i could tell what's next!
March 7, 2007
Waffle! Waffle! Waffle!
February 21, 2007
w/out the mad ham would not be worth treading.

January 26, 2007
In Loving Memory of an Angel I Never Met.


you were the bringer

the bringer of good things

like the bio sez

spinning tails ov fluff.

i get it now.

Thank you

more than you know

Thank you, sweet sweet angel

(p.s. can you say hi to my furbabies up there. mom sends love)
January 11, 2007
Madame's silky ears and little pink tongue compliment her compassion, brilliance, and generosity.

Her Ladye is pretty hot, too.
December 30, 2006
Vut can bee sed about se MadHam that hasn't already been said?!
Zee MadHam is the Angle of Fluff and I tou wheesh her to be sittingz on my sholdure of all of zee times!
December 19, 2006
Quite simply a lovely, lovely, person!!
November 27, 2006
Madame forgets to write in her profile that she is an amazing linguist and even perhaps the subject of a study on pyschosis...just try to wrap your brain around her fluffy popularity, cosmic wit and general individualism...I'm still working on it...

Your testimonial fairy,

September 20, 2006
when i came to mme. g for my reading, i was in a dead-end job, with a dead-end partner, in a dead-end town. she told me exactly what i needed to do to find my true destiny and become the internationally feared diety that i am today. i even have minions now--all thanks to mme. g's reading of my fortunings! a bargain at any price...
July 16, 2006
A kueter doggie I half neber scene. Much lub too zee Mad Ham.
July 10, 2006
madam G. after deez yeerz
i'b grown too fLuFF yoo BIG.
boo hoo hoo :(

i'm cryin' cuz i haFta leaf de
criTTerz an i don wanna.


bee the ma ma peas.

lub, mooFy
June 5, 2006
aieee, mommie! me gusta the lil bow wow!
May 25, 2006
I'm glad you are here.
May 22, 2006
You put the "I" in "Iditarod". (get it?)
May 17, 2006
My favorite quote from Madame is this,
"Now hear zeez: It’s not “all about timing” az some folks lyke tou claim. It’s all about damning time und tayking fluff ware aryooooo fynde it, red-eye or knot."
So damn the clocks and calendars, full speed ahead!
May 5, 2006
xox(((((((((((((Madame Gonzaga)))))))))))))oxo
March 30, 2006
The doggie's spirit guides me to mean daddies who need killing. I love the doggie!
February 8, 2006
We love you and miss you Madame!
We will be with you in puppy and kitty heaven someday.
December 20, 2005
Zee Madame has a piece of my heart, and if I ever get it back, I wont need that operation.
One day soon, I will feed her port and all the noises of the animal kingdom will be at our disposal.
December 4, 2005
Oh my dear Madame,
Your posts make me laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh. Especially the "tippy, tippy tap" ones. You have such a brilliant way with words. I look forward to meeting you IRL.
December 2, 2005
I fluff yoo deerly, Miss Madame W., from the outer pointy edges of your coolest glasses to the tippy tippy tip-taps of your most lovely extremities! You are by far one of the most belovéd REAL-LIFE friends I've made on/through Tribe, and just generally one of my very favorite friends anywhere.
When, oh WHEN will there be a 2-hr Bullet Train 'tween SF & LA??!!!

Bless you always, my dear pal.
November 2, 2005
They say the finer things in life
Are for the rich and well to do,
But so poor as I am, I take one look at madame
and I know it isn't true.
October 29, 2005
October 7, 2005

The Madame may eat the other.
October 6, 2005
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September 30, 2005
A shining light, a beacon of wit and civility, a compassionate and clear-eyed paragon, this little creature might actually present a serious challenge to my blanket misanthropy if it weren't for the fact that she's a canine.
September 13, 2005

I'd scoop her poop any goddamn day of the week!

September 12, 2005
Oh, I fluff ze Madame!!!!! Loving and kind (all those hearts),
smart and clever, talented and funny, she looks past the veils of the ether and sees you!!! Much love!!!

Hee!!! Snarfle!!! Kak!!!
September 9, 2005
vavava HOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLL!!!!! :):):)
September 3, 2005
It was over two years ago that I first encountered the Madame's Ladye, on a site that starts with F and ends with -ster. In my incarnation as The Void, I won her dream interpretation contest. To my astonished delight, I was the recipient of a wonderful packet of fun prizes: toys and baubles to warm my heart in a time of great despair. I still have all of those treasures, and will cherish them for many years to come. But by far the greatest treasure of all is the Ladye herself. She's the first true friend I ever met on the Internet, and I adore her with all of my tarnished, cracked heart.

The Madame's Ladye has many devoted followers, and rightly so, for she is one of the sharpest, wittiest, and most creative people I've ever met. And if you're fortunate enough to spend time with her, you'll find that her personality overflows with love, kindness, and sensitivity.

The world is a better place for her being here. Much love for The Wendy.
September 1, 2005
Particular facilities are channeled to the inexplicable. Splendid occurrences of the psyche perforate the dusk. It is sustained by the pilasters, elegance, dynamism and wisdom. The intelligence of the construction is exhibited universally with refinement, equilibrium and embellishment.
June 26, 2005
Mad G is the pootch
who is married to me
even though we are not
the same genus species

Human women were a pain
so I just made the switch
the Madame is my one and only
little blonde-haired bitch

She never complains
as long as she gets meaty treats
which I feed to her from inbetween
the toes of my feet

Her little tounge licks and licks
and feels so garsh darned good
Its her reward after her little poopy walk
out in the hood

Gonzaga is her name
and its my name too
she's my psychic wifey pootch
and our love is so true!

June 16, 2005
Madame is the angel that saved me in a dark dream. Thank you. :)
May 18, 2005
If you call her a Quack, not only will you achieve a fat lip, but, a broken nose as well! You see, she gave me my lucky numbers, and I WON the freakin' lotery!!! Now who's Rick James Biotch!!!
March 7, 2005
(Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain)
February 18, 2005
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February 13, 2005
Madame is both unusual and very kind. Like any of her fellow canines, her presence is a comforting one because she doesn't have a mean bone in her entire skeletal structure.
February 4, 2005
Madame Gonzaga is as wise as wise gets! She's the culmination of all psychic vibration! She has the cosmic forces of the universe wrapped around her little furry paw! She also talks kinda funny and I like that... ;P
January 25, 2005
Thank you Madame!

How did you know I like kitty cats?;)

January 23, 2005
What a tender heart! Thank you!

Your Cassandra, Countess of tissues factories
January 12, 2005
Mme Gonzaga is a wise prophet. She sees things most people would not notice. I have made many new friends here at Tribe, but this cute lil doggie is my favorite new friend. Do not doubt her wisdom, for she is wise indeed.

She loves Mochas more than me. I never thought that was possible.
January 3, 2005
A cleaved and loamed mattress dribbled oily cotton resting on a pedestal of gunk-swaddled gravel, glass wreckage and chemically enhanced leftovers.

Curtains of prolific webbing dangled vacant…
December 19, 2004
Madam makes my dingleberries all warm and tingly like! :]
December 13, 2004
madam is very nice and very cute. she touched my nose and letted me sniff her but. and her laydee is nice two, i will go live wif her. she wonit make me wear the nosehat.

mabye if i is nice she will telly my fortunizings.

i love you madam! wagwagwag *headtilt* *does couch swim for madam*

November 16, 2004
This is one beautiful dog that would make me leave a man, if I had one...

October 19, 2004
its the scary time again , yay hallloweeen;s , boo boo boo , yay??
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