Donut Panic

Death throes.

   Mon, November 22, 2010 - 1:27 AM
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Tribe.net eez dead. Boiled ze bunny. Tossed ze dwarf. Harrowed ze hobbit. All ze bogus resuscitation attempts in ze weirld by New Systems Associates (NSA), Paul, Carolyn, und assorted anonymous coward TOU suitcases und board members who are too ashamed to reveal their identities veal not save zeez flopping albatross.

Sad, sad, sad. But it was fun whilst it lasted. I veal goose down with Dingleberry Lane! Arrrroooooooooooooooooo!

Ze only ping zat could save zeez fiasco now would be to bring back ze Walnut! Yes. Ze Walnut und zat dapper Jan. Und Jenni. Und Patti ov ze Pink Hare. Bring back ze A-Team. Ah, glory days!

Hell, even Mark Pincus would be ze better steward zen ze current ostriches. At least ole Pinkeye wasn't too ashamed to name heez elf as ze madman behind ze curtain. ( ;

Arrrroooooooooooooooooooo!



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Mon, November 22, 2010 - 8:15 AM
Tribe isn't dead, and I know that as a fact.
And as far as the troll types go, they can come to my tribes, but I am now on a WAR footing with them. Watch what happens when they enter. They do NOT survive.
Mon, November 22, 2010 - 8:35 AM
Perhaps kind-hearted und well-meaning mods can help.
But I tinkle ze damage hath been done und ze weirld hath moved on. Ze window hath closed whilst ze embarrassed New Systems Associates' absentee management snoozed. Still, if ze site still hath any relevance, ze anonymous cloaked NSA team" managing" www.tribe.net eez lucky to have ze Rhino in their coroner.
Mon, November 22, 2010 - 9:56 AM
Ya think mebbe the "Wars" made the place desolate?
Or the Old Servers crashing?
Tribe actually was my first introduction to the internet.
A friend gave me a computor and taught me a little.
I never went to Facecrack & Myspace bores me.
I met some nice people on tribe that i probably wouldn't
in person. I can't really understand the alt thing,
but whatever floats your boat.
Its very small n nice cuz nowadaze i can't handle too many people.
Ahh well. suchas life..
Mon, November 22, 2010 - 10:31 AM
hrrrrm.
I tinkle it was ze combo of unstable servers, poor management technique coupled with disinterest in stewardship of membership needs, otter sites providing better options, und ze usual wandering off of ze crowd zat occurs with ze stagnant environment from slothful managerial efforts such as New Systems Associates wrought. But hot damn I met some lifelong friends, und for zat I ham grateful to ze Pink eye in ze sky.
Mon, November 22, 2010 - 11:47 AM
So who's going to turn out the lights?? Are they going to shut ti off and when?
I'm on faceplant but I'm less creative and more cut and paste which I seem to enjoy and is a bit more borish.
Mon, November 22, 2010 - 1:32 PM
The problem with facebook is that you end up only being able to interact with your "friends" and any discussion happens within an hour of posting something and then it goes dead.

Tribe's concept was very sound, center discussions around topics - interact around ideas, share information and develop relationships with people/personas that appeal to you.

Unfortunately, it took too many misdirections, wrong turns and didn't stick around long enough to gain any real critical mass.

I'm still surprised however how many times I find a Tribe.net discussion at the top of my google search. There is a lot of good info here, and I think if they were smart they'd realize the SEO/SEM potential with this place.

Tribe is dead! Long Live Tribe!
Mon, November 22, 2010 - 6:30 PM
What would Jesus do?
Mon, November 22, 2010 - 11:14 PM
Let he who has no spin cast the last gasp.
Tue, November 23, 2010 - 2:36 PM
Hee! snarfle. gasp.
Veddy gooding synopsis, Sir Chai Guy. Facebrick could ooze ze nicing dose ov sustained conversation rather zen ze ephemeral throw-a-way cocktail party fluffings. Ze beast ov ze nitworkings lies somewhere inbetwixxxt.
Wed, November 24, 2010 - 4:44 AM
I'm trying to find the dislike button.
Wed, November 24, 2010 - 8:06 AM
Facebland.com hath destroyed ze art ov wry tings with its one-comment-fits-all mentality.
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Wed, November 24, 2010 - 2:50 PM
Some biddy wants to give you ze iDingleberry
Now we're cooking with gassssssss! To claim your giftie und find out who sent it, please to poot 50 Stynka credits into mein account. Passing Stynka credits eez easy when aryooo eat oily cabbage from Wormville und provide ze Pinkeye with your credit cod.
Fri, November 26, 2010 - 12:48 PM
Please to also refer to:
dingleberrylane.tribe.net/threa...2e3716
Mon, July 25, 2011 - 5:27 AM
Nice to see you still posting. Thank you!
I am curious about your perspective re: Trolls on the Burningman Tribe. If you care to comment, please PM me back. I honestly want to know what you think....even if you write with a lot of 'Z's...but I would prefer a well written discourse to avoid miscommunication (sp?).
KK
Mon, July 25, 2011 - 5:34 AM
Philosophy eez ze cereal box ov pigeons.
Arrrrroooo0000O000ooooo!

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