Donut Panic
Acause I ham ze beegest copycatter EVER...at least according tou some...
Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:02 PM
Seems lyke ze eentaresting exorcism und means tou connext wif those I haf bin out ov touche wif fur vun reason or a muzzle.
Eefin yoo read zeez, eefin yore beady leetl eyes ar passing over zeez right now, eevin eefin wee donut speak ofteninks, please tou poost ze comment wif ze mammary ov yoo und mee. It kin bee enny ting yoo vant. I promise not tou curse yoo.
Und when yoo haf feenished poost zeez paragiraffes on yore own bloggy-wog (or copy frum sum biddy hoo types een Engrish).
arrrroooooooooooooooooo!
(fauxtoe eez ov ze poor malalignededed Senator Joe Biden)
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Unsu...
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:10 PM
Claps claps!!
Yay..
but um..you put your own spin on it...!! |
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:16 PM
I remember your very cool glasses when we first met. Also the puppet you gave me another time. And that cool pink plastic bag with the lady with a burka on it. You always have the neatest thingys.
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:21 PM
Hee!
Zat peeenk bag wass given tu mee by myne fiend hoo lives/teaches een Oman! Und itt was also sheee hoo got mee ze glasses frames! Zay ar from ze Omani flea market!
Ze poppet I founde on myne own, tho. |
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:22 PM
oh, crapppppppppppp!
I ham ze failure at ze copycattinings!
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:22 PM
meeeemoreeEEEEees
you mentioning how a mutual (and present at the time) freind likes to be spanked while at your place for dinner ;)
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Unsu...
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:24 PM
SPankys?
you mentioning how a mutual (and present at the time) freind likes to be spanked while at your place for dinner ;)
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:25 PM
Yes. D'oh! Meee und myne beeg muzzle!
Butt it doth beg ze quevestionings: Doo zay prefur tou bee spanked vile at myne place fur dinner or in ze privacy ov zare own home?
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Unsu...
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:27 PM
Umm...
*waits for answer*
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:27 PM
well..
anywhere's fine really. that is one of my favorite memories though ;)
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:34 PM
mmm....
vague, yet delicious. just as good posts should be.
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 8:42 PM
I met zee madame at brunch one day. She's infected my daily speech. When people ask me something I don't know the answer to....because of madame, I say, "I donut nose."
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Unsu...
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 9:05 PM
Here - have some ham.
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 9:07 PM
When we first met you kissed me on the lips... and the story of how you colored in your own painting. BWAAAAAAH!!!!
Sorry, for lack of anything snarky to say, I went with honesty... |
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Unsu...
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 9:14 PM
these blogs are really not for me,
I hope I do meet you and Rebecca sometime, sooner the better. the pictures of your Lady on Rodlinger's post are very nice. |
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 9:36 PM
I loved your fabulous apartment with all your cool furniture and that scary painting.
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Unsu...
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 9:39 PM
when first i met the madame's lady, i couldn't feel my face or set my eyes in a fixed position. she was still kind to me.
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 10:07 PM
t'would have to be the first time you met ruby. your love, awe, admiration, and sweetness toward the rubester warmed my leetle heart.
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 10:26 PM
AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I met your wonderful und lovely ladye before I got to meet you, but the wait was worth it!!!! So wise and great a spirit in such a little body!!! Oh, ladye Wendy!!!! A particular favorite memory of you is that of the orgasmic cocoa at the Town Hall!! You gave me a beautiful antique cigarette card (which I cherish still!) and shiny black nail polish!!! You have blown me away since then!!! Love and blessings to you!!!! |
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 10:31 PM
When you hosted Beebalalu's Bday party I kept thinking how I loved the way you told little stories and drew us all in, and of course, I love love loved looking at all your cool thingamajiggers around your apartment...in the bathroom, in the hallway, your monkey painting....it was also really hard not to use your lipgloss that was sitting in the bathroom...it looked so inviting. But I controlled my urge, I swear! :)
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Unsu...
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 11:20 PM
I remember
when I thought you were a meta-alt
and tried to hack your account. |
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 12:54 AM
i thought your name was gorganzola, like the cheese.
then i found out you like cheese.
i met you in passing at llamacon sf and thought wow! she's not an old romanian woman (you had fewer pictures of yourself back then), she's really quite stylish with those cool glasses. everyone seemed to gravitate towards you, to bask in your glow. THEN i met you for reals when you grace me with your presence and PRESENTS for my birthday! awwww. you shouldn't have. but you did! wonderful and thoughtful. and we talked and i found out how warm and lovely you really ARE. it's twue, it's twue!! what they all say about you!! |
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 1:00 AM
I do not remember exactly where or when I first encountered ze madham, but I do remember thinking "this chick's nuts!" and I wasn't sure it was a particularly good thing.
But many of my friends had wonderful things to say about you and I started paying more attention to your posts and got much better at understanding your accent and I, like everyone else, fell in love with you too! :*> |
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Unsu...
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 5:07 AM
it's all about the Ham
With me..it's all about the ham
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 6:32 AM
I've never met the madam for reals
but I've seen the circle of people around there's more dark places for me to explore someone hand me a torch a dingo ate my baby |
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 7:20 AM
Of course, I had seen your postings long before I met you, and when given the opportunity to come to a party at your house, I could not resist meeting the person behind all of this. I'm glad I did and I hope we get the chance to colaborate on something again.
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 7:34 AM
Back when I used to lurk at DL I was impressed by how evenhandedly and kindly you handled certain... um... situations, and also your sense of humor, and thought "there's someone interesting to pay attention to."
Then I started "hanging out" more, and some of your general group psychic predictions were dead on with my life right then, which was pretty darned cool, I thought. And then one time I actually got to meet "Tribe people" in person, and I was all dorked out and nervous and shy, but of course you were so nice I couldn't help but have fun anyway, even though I kinda felt like I was meeting a celebrity and couldn't believe you actually knew who I was (well, online) back then, and also you encouraged me to jump in and post more (which, ok, maybe not necessarily a good thing <grin>)... Also: I wish I was way bitchin' styley, too! Oh, and of course, there's the Gonzagafication of everyday speech (though I've managed to fight it off when posting), which amuses me and makes people kinda look at ya funny... |
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 8:30 AM
some young friends from reno recently came to visit me at the commune. the fan in the upstairs bathroom ceased working prior to their arrival. I was afraid that someone might mistake that switch for the light switch and cause a problem with the seized fan motor by leaving the switch on. so I made a little note in red marker that said "I donut work" with a pittyfull little frownie face on it and taped it on the switch. Everyone said it was adorable. :]
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 9:04 AM
intense conversation in the bedroom of a housewarming about men and their faults.
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 9:26 AM
I remember when I had the original Madame Gonzaga killed at her clone's request.
Most people alive today can't even tell the difference. Only the Walnut knows for sure! |
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 11:06 AM
i have no memories...
i must have blocked them all out... i blame the cheese! |
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Wed, November 9, 2005 - 2:30 PM
June of this year for a Budgie pie party. Beautiful glasses, beautiful person! :)
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Thu, November 10, 2005 - 5:54 PM
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Mon, November 14, 2005 - 3:11 PM
I remember the first time I looked through your pictures and saw that naked cat in the red bikini. Since then, I have called all cats, "cattie"
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Tue, November 15, 2005 - 4:20 AM
cattie!
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Wed, November 16, 2005 - 6:03 PM
Nostalgia... sigh
Remember that time we cut our toes off and sold them on canadian ebay? Were we fucking hardcore or what?
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Thu, November 17, 2005 - 11:53 AM
Hee! Yessss! Und amimble how wee hi-jacked ze toe truxxx driver und
stole ze hole shitment ov ass cabbages after plunging ze ice-pick eentou heez temple?
God, how I mist zoze days. |
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Tue, November 22, 2005 - 12:22 PM
Oh god, yes. The blood, the screaming, the songs, the laughter. Were we ever that young? We were like angels.
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