Attenzione Rabble! Zeez eez ze orificial announcingmints ov ze 2006 Annual Tribe-Wide "Threadies" Aweirdings.

Get your entrails in by Jan. 1st high nooooon!

Any threadie, any triber may enter. Prizes gooose tou he/she/it wot nominateded threadie, wif special prize tou thread-starter und kudos tou mods.


Yoo donut haf tou haf participateded een ze threadie yoo enter it tou win ze aweird, und yoo donut haf tou bee ze mimble ov ze Tribe!

So get out zare und scramble tou breeng us ze Beast ov ze Beast fur tou ween ze coveted "Threadie 2006" aweirdings!

Wee veal mayketh ze final decisionsings based on whimsy, deepness ov ze laughter/pain/nostalgia/sexxxings stir/fluff I feeeel upon reading ze thread. No, I donut hav ze mouse in mein pocket. Guest judgings veal bee selecteded based on zem wot volunteer. Please tou step up step up!

Zare veal bee ze leetl weiner een eeach ov ze fooolowing cattiegoreys. so beast shore tou tell ze cattiegorey yoo wood lyke tou enter yore thread-find eentou, and incloud enny baxxxground ov choosing/participatingings een ze thread tou add tou ze robustness ov yore entry.

Cattiegories eencloood butt may not eenclloood or bee leemiteded tou:
a). Funniest Hee! Snarfle! Kak!
xx). Moist arooooooooousing!
70). Silliest
23). Beegest Time-Suck
420). Strangest
42). Moist Businesslyke
doh). Faultiest Logixxx oozed een ze political argument
Einstein). Moist Brillig!
XXX). Sexxxxingsest Myndes (lyke xx.) aboov butt knot az titillatinings)
#$%). Moist head-scratchinings
(*). Meanest grrrrrrrr!
%). Best single poosting een ze otterwise crapppy threadie timesuxxx
):). Moist pathetic attempt tou get laid
)%). Moist pathetic attempt tou garner attenzione
(:). Happiestiest
*). Moist fluffing. Grrrrrroooooooop Hugggs!
7ate9). Fistingest
86.) Most WTFuxxxxiest.

All cattegories open tou interpettings.

ROUND UND ROUND UND ROUND SHEE GOOSE, WARE SHEE STOPS, NO BIDDY NOSE.
Goood luxxx toooo aryoo allll!

Zeez year since ze Ladye moist work (booooooooooooo!) fur ze livings now, wee veal ooze Tribal Celebrity Judges tou helps.

Tribal Celebrity Judges veal incloood enny bidddy hoo volunteers soonly.
Tippy Tap tippy tap tippy tap....

Prizes veal incloud butt knot be limiteded tou:
~red und black patent leather paddle wif ze star in ze middle. Only oozed once.
~Madame's last fang. A FIRST-CLASS RELIQUARY ITTIZ, MEIN FIENDS!
~two keeesies
~A date wif QueenE iffin sheee agrees.
~paper money mein Grandfuzzer gived mee witch may or may knot bee worth beeg buxxxx!
~ephemera
~leftover Easter candy
~Jar Jar (no biddy claimed ze poor bastid last year!)
~wild cods
~mystery prizes ov dubious origin

PLEASE TOU ENTER YORE THREADIE NOMINATIONS HERE:
dingleberrylane.tribe.net/threa...a15383