Donut Panic
Madame Gonzaga's Ethereal Confessional Booth
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 9:40 AM
Furgivenessings eez fur every biddy. Yore salivation eez een myne pawls.
No sin tou large; no cornfession tou small.
Penitence veal be meted out az I beast see fittinings.
Lettuce splay.
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 9:40 AM -
permalink -
23 Comments
23 Comments |
add a comment |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 9:43 AM
What about if I don't believe in sin, Oh mighty Madame?
Does admitting that I occasionally listen to REO Speedwagon's "Can't Stop Loving You" count as a confession?... :) |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 9:46 AM
Yessss.
Moist definitively.
Yoo ar absolved, o mighty Hades! Goo forth und lissun again! |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 9:54 AM
I liked the movie Rhinestone Cowboy.
I'm so ashamed.... *sniffle* |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 9:56 AM
oh, deer.
zat's ze tough vun, Varuca. Yoo shall hafta balance it outtie by wotching ze "Tempation ov ze Crust." Twice. Baxxx tou baxxx. Veddy soddy.
ahem. |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 10:09 AM
mostly i am a nice person
or so people think. but the fact is that sometimes i say really mean things and i think up horrible things to do to people i don't like.
is that so wrong? |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 10:16 AM
Sometimes I can be most sarcastic and cutting. I am not proud of it, ofcourse unless it makes someone laugh. My bad?
|
|
Unsu...
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 10:23 AM
My favorite book series is the "Dark" novels written by Christian Feehan.
They are erotic romance paranormal fiction stories. *hangs head* |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 10:31 AM
Bless me, Madame Gonzaga, for I have sinned. It has been 22 years since my last confession. It would take many days of confessing to cover all those 22 years, so I'll just pick a few of my favorite ones:
I have used the filthy words "fukkin'," "*poot*," "cloaca" and "asscabbage" on repeated occasions. I have spoken the name of Jeebus in vain. I have broken the 11th Commandment "Thou shalt not troll." I have engaged in acts of extreme friend whoredome. For these sins, I ask forgiveness. *ethereal poot* |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 10:50 AM
Do i get spanked for confessing, or made to undress and be be humiliated ?
|
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 11:03 AM
I secretly LOVE and ADORE the 1987 film "Adventures in babysitting" and watch it all the time whenever it's on TV.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0092513/ |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 11:34 AM
Pork rinds are my favorite snack. Please forgive me, especially if you have to smell my breath right afterwards.
|
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 11:54 AM
The lies are true: I can be an arrogant prick sometimes.
|
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 12:08 PM
Yo, if you need any help in beating yourself up, give me a call.
|
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 12:29 PM
I got a little piece of rubberband stuck in my teeth just now-I am at work and I was trying to use the rubberband as dental floss.
|
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 1:27 PM
m, gonzanga-
even though i shower every day... seems like i'll forever be DIRTY. don't think i want to absolve this sin just yet... |
|
Unsu...
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 1:37 PM
I wallow in self-pity.
|
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 2:20 PM
Two red candlings; vun gold
Tou bee lit at ze hour ov ze pinching
One tou ze otter Moist burns atil ze hour ov ze wolf Penitence whispered Gnu wish mayde Spellls lifteded Sins parade ahem. |
|
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 2:44 PM
“Let us come forward to the Holy of Holies… having our hearts sprinkled from an evil conscience…” (Heb. 10:22)
“Let us therefore come forward…to the throne of grace, that we may receive mercy and may find grace for timely help” (Heb. 4:16) Go away from me, Madame; I am a sinful man! |
|
Sat, April 1, 2006 - 12:07 PM
Dear Madame
Sometimes I delude myself into thinking I should know better. But I really don't. |
|
Wed, April 5, 2006 - 9:32 AM
Illusions ov Delusions
Attempting tou delude one's elf eentou tinkling aryooo nose better butt zat aryooo reallly donut so ittsa okay eez ze sign zat aryooo doo nose better butt aryoooo donut wish tou feeel deprived ov ze debauchery und so aryooo ar trixxxing yore elf eentou submission tou injoy ze corporeal fleshhhings.
Fur ze penance, aryooo moist tou shave yore head und burn ze hares in symbolic effigy. Az ze happy side-effexxxt, zeeez veal help aryooooooo in ze swimmmings az aryooo veal bee az slick az ze dullfins. |
Advertisement
