Madame Gonzaga's Photo Album

Wolfram Alpha????

madamegonzaga — Tue, 05 May 2009 11:31:55 GMT

Hee! snarfle. kak.

Spicebush Swallowtail Caterpillar

madamegonzaga — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:46:43 GMT

Ze Changeling

Happy Easterings

madamegonzaga — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:37:01 GMT

CLOWN OV THORNS

Recently Rediscovered

madamegonzaga — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:16:34 GMT

Arrrrroooo0000OOOO00000ooooo! Some ov ze dogumentationings ov ze last daze ov ze Mad Ham have been too hard to looox at, but I recently unearthed zeez moist loving shots taken by ze fiend on our favorite bench in Golden Gate Park. Ze Mad Ham left a lot ov herr elf in zat park, she did. Sly winsome stinky und much-missed little beast.

Hee! Do sleeping dogs lie?

madamegonzaga — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:24:01 GMT

Okay, I veal admit zeez vun donut beast from 2008.

Mme.'s Last Stand c. 2005

madamegonzaga — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:39:41 GMT

Ze Little Shamrock, San Francisco

For Lolalalalalala!

madamegonzaga — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:10:10 GMT

Tou cleanse ze fauxtoe palate.

Tribal Relic

madamegonzaga — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:37:17 GMT

Exhibit A: David von Schmavid's "Tard 25" parody ov ze oafishy "Tribe 25" Were there ever reallllly 25?

Detail from Hekate's "Burning Man Short Buss" c. 2005

madamegonzaga — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:58:52 GMT

Madame with your glow so bright, walnut aryoooo guide ze bus toadnight?

Welcome tou ze San Francisco Zoo

madamegonzaga — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:57:48 GMT

Chief Mad Ham Gonzoga

madamegonzaga — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:36:23 GMT

Every Tribe ze feather in mein wind. (Hee! I wood lyke tou sendeth ze heartsfelt shout-out tou Mikey's mischievous mind!)

Starry Starry Dog

madamegonzaga — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:41:06 GMT

Orange Stars Yellow Bellies Green Payoffs!

A perennial favourite

madamegonzaga — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:27:13 GMT

One ov mein all-time beast crowd-pleasers harvesteded from ze Internest, here now fur your viewing pleasurings.

HoHoHo de do fur SantaCow! (created for ze Mad Ham by Jennalex)

madamegonzaga — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:05:42 GMT

But call me a seacow and you die, dig?

Call me a cow and I will kill you, dig?

madamegonzaga — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:12:18 GMT

Chief Mad Ham Gonadzaga

madamegonzaga — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 04:50:24 GMT

Every Tribe ze feather in mein wind.

Transformative Medication

madamegonzaga — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:23:49 GMT

Sgt. Peeper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

madamegonzaga — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:22:28 GMT

Oh deer! I fear I may have piddled on Sir Paul's epaulet.

Leggo ov mein Ipood.

madamegonzaga — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:05:33 GMT

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

Madame eez everywhere!

madamegonzaga — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:25:37 GMT

Golden Puffer Fish, $299 to own. Free tou injoy.

Donut Freakout!

madamegonzaga — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:33:00 GMT

Dingleberry Lane Recycling Story Aweird

madamegonzaga — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:28:15 GMT

Wot wot aryoooooo, nuts? Hee! Now *zat's* recycling! Everytime ze bastid warmongererering politico dies, two gypsy witchdogs get their divinationing tools!

Unretouched fauxtoe ov ze heart-shaped bruise on mein appsoul.

madamegonzaga — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:25:45 GMT

Screw vegetarians; make myne meat!

madamegonzaga — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:18:49 GMT

Donut Let Zeez Happen tou Aryooooo!

madamegonzaga — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:22:19 GMT

UBIK Now available in five mugger-safe colors!