April 19, 2007
What can one say about Mr. Morty?
He's dashing, he's daring, he's smart, he's funny... and he didn't even have to hypnotize or bribe me to get me to say any of that. Much. He has a lovely singing voice. He has very dreamy and muscular arms. He hardly ever drops me on stage. He is a partner in crime for me and can hum the 'Mission Impossible' theme while running in the dark, even after several rounds of shots. He has a very shiny cannon. He does a very convincing cat impression. He's a divine dancer. He's my most favorite-est pirate... err... privateer... err... private gentleman of fortune.
(Don't tell Steve that, though)
