To defeat the punani, you must become one with the punani.

One day, I sat by a stream. As I pondered my thoughts I spied a fish on the shore. It lay there gasping for precious water so that it could breathe. I looked in it's eyes; the frustration and rage at it's plight echoed with it's search for a solution. I picked up the fish and threw him into the stream. Now that fish thanks me for teaching it to swim, to breath water, to glint beautifully in the sunlight and to hunt smaller fishes. I blush, for I did no such thing, I just put it where it naturally could do all that itself. Have a nice swim D....

A friend of a friend drag me through the crowd at the Chinese New Year party saying,"You guys, this is incredible! You have to see this!" He brings us to the front of the stage where Dr. Magma is spinnin fire. I was like, yeah, I know that guy ;)

Mudd Butt... Penut BUTTER.....MUD butt on a Cracker....

I was so hurt! Being spurned for Tangee on the Playa. I have never been so humiliated. In front of everyone! I'm still hurt. Your ceremony with Tangee the night the Temple burned was so beautiful I was crying. The love I saw between you two...tore me apart!

You bastard!!

That was supposed to be me not her!! Mother was right about you. Heartbreaker written all over! How can I ever trust again!?

But I will I must be strong! I will refocus my hurt and my rage into something positive. Maybe start a quilting club or take a few qualudes or maybe kill some squirrels. But I will do something! You just watch me! You will be so sorry! Trust me! I'm more than just a pretty face. You will see!