Truth or Dare ....dare u to say the following ....

I must find away to
be positive and stay positive

After you said that..... do this

close your eyes
visualize yourself kissing yourself
open your eyes and say
out loud
I've just been kissed by an ANGEL


love u all
MPG

The Penis Test

Men does your penis talk to to you ..well mine talks to me and told me to post a picture of himself and I DID ....he said I didnt have the balls to do it ..so I did it FOR 4 DAYS ,lost 2 friends ,got 3 comments and I' ve learned never to listen to my penis on MDMA which is a MAD DICK MOMENT AGAIN.....BTW ...i THINK WERE all adults here and if anyone does something thats offends you here or anywhere else please let that person know .. maybe they can accomodate your request .......we all live in our own world sometimes ..i know i do ....this has been a test .....THIS PENIS PICTURE IS COMING DOWN

F THE GAP.......I fell in to the gap

....Letter I wrote to the GAP


I wish I could fall into the Gap , but it seems you all dont carry my size in pants at a LOCAL Level meaning in stores..I searched and couldnt find any in my size so I asked the salesman and he said "we dont carry that size" . they carry it online ..so I looked on line and cant find my size.... So I fell in to the GAP.

thank u

Black Testicles

Body: A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth
and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash
your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then,
she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very
much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
Are-my-test-results-back?