Body: A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth
and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash
your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then,
she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very
much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
Are-my-test-results-back?