I wub me some Mammiff !

Mahfam.......shes the cream of the crop! the talk of the town! the icing on the cake! I love her. What can I say? Shes one of the reasons I found true happiness in the east bay. She is a womans woman! Shes a good listener and never passes judgment. If she does have an opinion you'd better pay attention because it its well thought out and meaningful. Her love of the earth is contagious she has made me a better person for having her in my life. We go to church together every sunday and worship the beer gods! She has a little problem with keeping her voice down and speaking her mind aloud (dont ever spill a beer on her...that was a life changing moment for me). I personally know she has a fetish for rat tails but hey who doesn't? She very clever and inventive. She invented the "rat tail dance" called "do the rat tail". You should see he do it ..whew, it soooo hot! I love you Mahfam!!!!!

That's my Mahf. Always a team player unless she doesn't care to play. You gotta love my Mahf. She's definitely, for sure, most assuredly my favorite Mahfam.

It's so good to be reconnected to you. I've missed your company, banter and all around goodness for my soul.

So, people, line up and praise this fine young woman. Watch her dance, listen to her drop your jaw with the turn of a well placed phrase, or just sit back and giggle. We've always had good times and a good thing going, but now we're in cahoots and we're coming for your souls. Better hide them.

What can I say? I love my Mahf.

"Wait...Mahf, Mahf, Mahf...!!!"
"Joshy, I fell!!"
"I know."

mammoth likes to say things like, "i've out wrapped myself!" and "what a fun sexy time for you."

she's amazing!