some of these are sort of old. If this site is to blame for that, so be it, but I have to delete these today, so I pass them along to you.
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I want to eat you.

I guess exhalation is an important part of breathing.

Really, Mark, this attention is inappropriate. Please don't contact me again.

Is it later yet?

will you bring my porn pencil? I'll trade you for your crap ballpoint.

Sorry for pouting. I'm just in an unhealthy plac... read more

People tell me there's no listing for "gullible" in the American Heritage dictionary. I keep looking to check. I must not be looking in recent-enough editions, because there it always is, alphabetically present. It sort of galls me: who do these people think they are, to just decide a particular word has become archaic or unnecessary? Don't we have some kind of Dictionary Oversight Review Klatch? I mean, I know that publishing dictionaries is a private, for-profit business, but this is my LAN... read more

This morning I braved the ice and snow and got over to deliver the bases I'd made for Todji's new fiberglass pieces. Cars were slipping everywhere, and my truck with bald tires had nothing in the bed save for these bases. I could barely start and stop, and each time I shifted gears I lost traction, but it's how I first learned to drive, so it wasn't so bad.

I got them over and unloaded. It was down in this low place over off of Columbia, and I couldn't get back out. Nor could a dozen other... read more

I don't know why I think this space should be sacrosanct, or even why what I say here *ought* to be. So I'm breaking my own rulz:

Having a garage sale. And sure: people do it all the time, but what makes mine special is that I have collected all this stuff, all these small parts and all these optics and electrical geegaws and lighting crap and basicallly just the raw materials of art, and if I came to my garage sale, I'd be way stoked. Someone is gonna get some real goods and make some coo... read more