Here For:
BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!

Interests:
The fetishization of Catholicism, introspection, rational thought, the breakdown of morality in life-or-death situations, minimalism, John Charles Daly, confronting fear, the written word, metacognition, being a hermit (both hyperbolically and literally), earth signs and water signs and Libras, ignoring the telephone, old game shows, old social customs, St. Petersburg (Russia), parallel lines/right angles, Mike the Headless Chicken, gastrointestinal parasites, cephalopods, finding the beauty in horror/pain/despair/anger/etc., amorality in nature, tattoos, being aggressively boring, the musical saw, objectivity, the obsolescence of the human mouth, adaptation & natural selection, Biblical mythology, regrowing my third eyelid, the misappropriation of the word "EXTREME", Jewfroes

Hometown:
Troy, New York, baby! The home of Uncle Sam!

Schools:
None that I want to be associated with anymore.

Languages:
A little bit of Russian, a littler bit of German, and a still littler bit of Spanish

What I Want:
I'd just like to meet a few people who are interested in any combination of the following: lighting things on fire, redistribution of toilets, shooting pool, bowling, watching movies, camping, stimulating conversation..........People who are irreverent but not mean-spirited. People who intend to travel the world but have trouble leaving the house. People who have thick skins but are still pure enough to be quietly moved by beauty, love, and kindness. People who are smarter and more interesting than me..........Failing that, I'll settle for John the Baptist's head on a platter.

Travel:
Berlin, Potsdam, Düsseldorf, Köln, St. Petersburg, Moscow, Nizhnii Novgorod, Kazan, Sochi, Rostov-on-Don, London, Dublin, Venice, Iowa

Clubs:
I'm not much of a joiner.

Music:
Outlaw country, old punk, psychobilly, classical, hardcore, Nick Cave, Russian music in any form, klezmer, rockabilly, German hiphop, Tom Waits, honky-tonk

Movies:
I Spit on Your Grave, Secretary, The Exorcist, Wings of Desire, Ghost World, Underwater Nature Documentaries, INCREDIBLE SUCKERS, Strana Glukhikh, Psycho, Evil Dead, Solyaris, Taxi Driver, Night of the Hunter, It's a Wonderful Life, La Femme Nikita

Books:
Bukowski's poetry, Sea Change, Paradise Lost, Notes from Underground, And the Ass Saw the Angel, Marabou Stork Nightmares, Master and Margarita, The Last Temptation of Christ, Auschwitz and After