March 30, 2006
Marty's the perfect party accessory. He travels well. He doesn't shit on the coats and he fits nicely in your pocket.
Marty knows about takin' my llama to the dentist. He's cool like that. He doesn't judge.
Occassionally he may make a strange noise before announcing some profound bit of wisdom surely to reproduced on an xrated fortune cookie, but his barbaric yawp is one to enjoy.
January 18, 2006
mar+y™ is trademarked, therefore he is the original, and all others are shams of martyness.
January 18, 2006
mar+y™rific!!!!
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January 18, 2006
Oh, Mar+y! My love, my true, true soul mate...
What can I say about such a man? Yesterday, I hardly knew him, today, he means more to me than even he knows. We can only hope to bask in the glow of this great man. My one desire in life is to serve Mar+y with all my heart, body, mind and soul.
August 31, 2005
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April 11, 2005
re: "the homies"... makes me wish I were a cigarette and a bottle of beer.
April 5, 2005
Marty is my homeskillet in Hawaii!