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Matthias

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joined on 10/18/05
last updated 05/12/08
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"Worth it just for the stories"
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"Cortez did not roll over Mexico easily"
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"Author of "The Prince" was really a bleeding heart."
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I am Matthias, the 5th son of a dirt farmer from Stryia who decided being paid in gold as a pikeman was better than relying on the random bounty of the earth shared with 4 older brothers so I enlisted in the armies of the Holy Roman Empire as a pikeman.
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This is an oldy, don't know the source:

The Coneheads' Night before Christmas:

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the dinural period preceding
the Annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of
residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the
possessors of this potential, including that species of
domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.

Hoisery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of
the woodburning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our
anticipatory pleas... read more
Mon, December 25, 2006 - 7:21 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
...urge... to throw camera.... against wall...

It wouldn't fit in the damn scanner!

Yes, we know what you're thinking. Finally. A kitchen implement that requires development of it's own combat style. Here at Global Corporate World Headquarters, hereafter known as "The Shed", we strive to put the imminent martial threat back into that overly serene campfire. And to salvage failed dishing projects.

Long handled frying pans were a lost tech probably when they started using brittle cast... read more
Sat, December 16, 2006 - 11:29 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Six straight weekends of living in the dirt, over indulgance, and exposure to ten thousand complete strangers without a sniffle.
One weekend in a house with a couple of 2 year olds and I get nailed by some rabid coronavirus strain that has lain dormant in a dust bunny for countless eons awaiting the day it could awaken and make my life freaking miserable. I knew a nurse once that called childen "God's little petri dishes." Luckily I'm quite the stoic sick person not prone to dramatizations.... read more
Mon, December 4, 2006 - 9:45 AM permalink - 5 comments
 
Fun things to tell people about the mancatcher:

1) Mostly non lethal
2) German mariage counciling
3) It's for removing thieves, heretics, and mimes.
4) Cat bathing tool
5) Wife catcher
6) Period Hello Kitty toy
7) Field chastity belt
8) Like all English weapons the best type: imported.
9) It's a kinder, gentler, polearm...
10) They make the Emperor smile.
Thu, November 9, 2006 - 7:25 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
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