Meg does illegal things with sticks.

Meg sold her soul to the devil for her hair and unparalleled stick twirling ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Meg smacked the devil in the face with her staff and took her soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. The devil always lets her win for fear of being bitch-slapped.

Meg built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Meg met all three bullets with a Halo roll, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "MCP--more than meets the eye, MCP--robot in disguise," and starred Meg as a Staff twirler who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into anything she wanted to. This was far too awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Thats all God honest truth, so it is.

I love Meg.

meg rocks even though the mold in her kitchen of doom put the fear of god back into me she is a beautiful soul and gratious host. *eyes glaze over in that reminising kinda way* i remember back in the day when the matrix was this new amazing move and meeting up with meg and laura on clapham common and meg trying in vain to teach me the matrix and a bunch of other crazy stuffs with her bandaged arm of doom from doing silly things with fire *smiles* come to oz already *hugs*

Watching Meg do contact is like gazing at divinity, yo. No shit.

Meg rocks and she knows it! One of my first inspirations to learn contact staff....always learning, will never stop. Thank you Meg from across the pond! Much love to ya! Maybe someday I will make a video tribute to ya, thanks for all the contact staffy loveliness, you make it look so easy...big hug!

Mayhem

Meghan is a lovely contact jedi of doom.
The doom bit is mostly her hair though.