August 1, 2007
Meg does illegal things with sticks.
Meg sold her soul to the devil for her hair and unparalleled stick twirling ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Meg smacked the devil in the face with her staff and took her soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. The devil always lets her win for fear of being bitch-slapped.
Meg built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Meg met all three bullets with a Halo roll, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "MCP--more than meets the eye, MCP--robot in disguise," and starred Meg as a Staff twirler who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into anything she wanted to. This was far too awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Thats all God honest truth, so it is.
I love Meg.
