She's more woman than you can handle. Seriously.

okay, i really like melanctha, so much so that if, say, i saw her walking down the street and the terminator, with no pants and a big cyborg boner, was closing in fast with malign intent, i'd yell out "yo MEL, the terminator's coming at you and i think he's gonna FUCK you!" somewhat loudly before i got on my motorcycle and got out of the as fast as fucking possible. i mean, i love this woman.

mel is da bomb!
even before we got on each others friends list, her av pics made me want to flirt and/or fondle w/her; or at least hang/party with.
then, when we met, she mauled me.
(such a sweet memory.)
too bad i was hosting a party.

melanctha said the word "capricious" in a thread just now. i love that word!

Melanctha eez ze woman's woman, though men lik herr, tou. Shee eez high-ly intelligent, inciteful, insightful, caustic, sexy, und sane (butt knot tou sane). Threeeeee-hour fauxn callls wif Ms Melanctha feeel more lyke 5-minnnits. I vant tou bee herr beast fiend; I vant tou goo out on ze townies wif herr und dreeenk atill I puke upp my spleeen; I vant tou maketh ze vunnerfull moobies wif herr und zen go beat upp sum priests. Eefin I were ze man, shee wood bee my woman und mebbee shee ginna bee ennyway acause I ham feelin' ze leetl finny downstairs, lyke maybe I ham growin' ze swordfishy...deeer Lords, gimme more Mel!
~Eva