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melissa

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joined on 03/04/07
last updated 05/05/08
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My Wrekkin Krew

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Story of my life thus far...

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I am wonderful. So are you. We should hang out sometime.
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READ MY MIND!

Today at 5pm, Burlesque La Mustache Je'taime will be on KZSC 88.1(santa cruz/831) to promote ourselves, our latest show, and What Is Erotic? all together! Scotty K has invited us to come speak on the Timothy Jordan Show, and for those that follow, THE SHOW IS HILARIOUS!

We will also have an erotic game of pin the tail on the donkey- its sure to be a good time.

And for those fans outside the area, you can webstream it on kzsc.org (or something like that).

And for those of you who ca... read more
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 12:54 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
I have an extra pass to lightning in a bottle, but no gas money. anyone down for a trade? leave late sat night after my show? gimme a call.
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 12:12 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Has anyone else heard the radio ad with Morgan Freeman talking on Colon Rectal Cancer?



My day has just been made.
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 7:48 PM permalink - 0 comments
 

And I'm COLD...

1. It's about midnight. Who are you texting?
- Amy with all my imaginary problems. Or Anne with all her insomniac problems.

2. It's Weds. afternoon, where are you usually?
- Asleep on the bench at work.

4. What brand of shampoo is in your shower right now?
- Natures Gate Hemp moisturizing shampoo and conditioner.

5. If you could have ANYONE in the world right now, who would it be?
- Noone. Once they were mine, i would get bored.

6. What are you ... read more
Mon, December 24, 2007 - 7:10 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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you know you love me...

January 10, 2008
This is one cute cowgirl. Any of you out there want to learn firehooping, you have come to the right place! Cooky kid who cooks kewl comida. (Ie, good food).
Anything else? If yer coo' enuf to meet this vunderval Girl, then count your blessings
December 8, 2007
A shark girl who plays with fire. What more is there to say.
November 29, 2007
How can you NOT think she's sexy as fuck? I mean, dude, this chick FIRE HOOPS... WITH FIRE. She's a salacious lover, my latina sex goddess~!

Feel the burning sensation in the pit of your stomach? Feeling a little aroused? Yeah, that means Melissa's just entered the room. Prepare yourself.
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