for irony

what happened to it?

an i don't give a damn . . .
my girls are better off (financially) if I die now ...
instead of ...
. . . later

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an' I hope she come back totally CHANGED . . .
whether I like the change or not doesn't matter . . .
but, what I KNOW about the rest of the world tells me I'll like it . . .
most of the world's PEOPLE (just like you and me) follow COWS and pick up their dung and make it into patties they dry on the walls for FUEL to heat their food to eat . . . the rest of us "middle class" folk have either pump them up stoves, or electric stoves, or gas lines to cook our food . . . and then there is the M... read more

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Rebel Muslim's Book Due Out Tuesday

By ARTHUR MAX, Associated Press Writer
Fri Apr 28, 3:24 PM ET

THE HAGUE, Netherlands - She breaks all Dutch molds. A former refugee from Somalia, she is a black face in the white crowd in parliament. She seeks blunt confrontation rather than the quiet consensus of traditional politics. In a country that used to p... read more