blowingbubbles
i'M growing old
Mon, May 15, 2006 - 8:30 PM
my girls are better off (financially) if I die now ...
instead of ...
. . . later
Mon, May 15, 2006 - 8:30 PM -
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Tue, May 16, 2006 - 5:53 AM
psst! laughing fish...
that's not called 'old'... it's called a "goatee"!!! |
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Tue, May 16, 2006 - 8:32 AM
That's just speculation. Plus; imagine the hell of going around thinking "oh good thing dad committed suicide; now I get to have this extra slice of pie at lunch" and shit. No, no no no. Come on, now. Why not do a monday night gamelon instead..? You might become a world-famous (ultra-rich) hedonist bell-player instead of a well-dressed mannequin / jar of grit. Rock the possibilities (and recall the part where your daughters desperately *don't* want you to die).
:) xoxoxoxo |
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Tue, May 16, 2006 - 5:39 PM
Don't feel bad sweetie...
Someone asked me if I were my children's GRANDMOTHER today.
Bitch. David, I dont' look like anyone's grandmother do I? Do I? Needless to say I went and bought a freaking case of chemical face lift stuff. |
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Thu, May 18, 2006 - 5:37 AM
I don't talk to you for months and I come back here only to find you're old? Were you thinking the process was going to reverse? Well damn if you figure out a way let me in on it - I turned flippin' 50 this year. But I'm sure my kids are and always will be better off with me here - and I"m sure yours feel the same. Sheesh if money were all it took ........... well that's an old speech.
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