I'm a thief too!!

1. Do you have a college degree?
nope.

2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?
I dunno.. I haven't payed electric in a year or more..

3. Do you have life insurance?
Nope.. at least, not that I know of

4. How many hours per week do you work?
I think it's 39/week

5. Have you ever attended a Toastmasters event?
Nope.. Don't foresee it happening either

6. Favorite place to attend Happy Hour?
Can't say that I've ever attended happy hour

7. How many miles is your commute to work each day (one way)?
3 one way

8. What time do you get up every morning for work?
Okay.. SO depends. If I'm at my house and I have Brielle, it's about 6:30. If I'm at my house without Brielle, it's about 7. If I'm at Jake's, it's whenever the hell he decides to make me get up so we can go. Usually about 6:45.

9. What is your definition of sleeping in late?
Not having to get up at any certain time.. I think the latest I've slept in in the last year is maybe 10:30..

10. Do you check your cholesterol on a yearly basis?
No.. but I probably should

11. How large was your first cellular phone?
Not too bad. It was a nokia. I loved that phone. then my stupid ass brother took the cover and keys to it and threw them away.. sigh

12. Does your employer provide good health insurance?
Well.. I just got offered a new job today, and yes, they have decent health insurance

13. Did you use the internet to write a research paper?
Yes

14. Have you attended a HS reunion?
Not yet, but ask me that this July, and I'll tell you yes.

15. How many jobs have you held in your professional career?
Uhh.. so before or after I decided what I wanted to do? I've had 15 jobs total I think..

16. Have you ever been fired or laid off from a job?
Nope. I was transferred to a different position, but not fired. Oh. wait.. Some asshole from a different department wanted to get back at Jeff and set me up to get fired, but the HIlton wouldn't tell you that if you called.

17. What is your favorite drink?
Uhh.. alcoholic? I'm going with a banshee. Non alcoholic I'd have to say I don't know..

18. What is the most expensive bottle of wine that you have in your residence?
There isn't any

19. Have you been divorced?
Yes! It was official in November, but we split in July of last year.

20. How old were you when you stopped getting ID'd for Alcohol?
I haven't stopped getting checked.

21. Favorite casino?
Don't really have one, but I'd love to check out the Luxor

22. Are you happier now than you were in high school?
NOW.. yes. But not if you'd asked me anytime in the last 7 years..

23. Did you ever have Hypercolor shirts?
Yes! I had a pink one that changed to orange.. Those were the best.

24. Do you remember when Michael Jackson was black?
Yep. I remember Thriller and Bad. and that's exactly how I thikn of him now.. Bad.

25. Do you remember when MTV actually played music videos?
Yep. It amazes me that they dont'.. kills me actually.

26. Have you had a will made?
Nope..

27. What music was in your cd / cassette player when you were 16?
Uhh.. I'm going with Frente, Lisa Loeb, Presidents of the USA, and RHCP

28. Favorite fancy / upscale restaurant?
I like going to Little Italy, but we usually do to some pretty laid back places. I enjoy Simon's too though.

29. How long has it been since you attended a kegger?
Haven't ever

31. Where were you when you found out about 9-11?
I was in bed. Jeff did the paper route for me that morning, and we turned on the radio station on ESPN while it was happening.. Tony Kornheiser told us about it!

High school blah blah

1. Who was your best friend?
I've had a lot of people that I've considered best friends. In high school it was Jen Yoakum.

2.What sports did you play?
I was the swimming manager, but I played softball, tennis, and volleyball (not in school though)

3. What kind of car did you drive?
It was my dad's '85 Ford F150

4. It's Friday night, where were you?
Waiting for Jeff to come and get me (although he 99% of the time stood me up) or staying the night at Jen's

5. Were you a party animal?
not at all.

6. Were you considered a flirt?
I guess so, but I didn't realize I was until after high school

7. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
Orchestra (double bass) and choir (but only in choir my senior year)

8. Were you a nerd?
Nope.. not smart enough to be a nerd.

9. Did you get suspended/expelled?
Nope.

10. Can you sing the fight song?
Absolutely!!

11. Who were your favorite teachers?
Uhh.. Mr Jensen, Mr Pennington, and Mr Curran

12. Where did you sit during lunch?
depends on the year. Senior year i either sat in the orchestra room, or the business court.

13.What was your school's full name?
East Anchorage High School

14. School mascot?
Thunderbird

15. Did you go to Prom?
Yes. Both Junior and Senior

16. If you could go back and do it over, would you?
Yes.

17. What do you remember most about graduation?
uhh.. I remember hanging out with Kim and Jen afterwards and going to all kinds of parties.

18. What was your fav. class?
Pretty much every class I had senior year. I loved em all

19. Where were you on senior skip day?
At the senior fun day that they did for us

20. Did you have a job your senior year?
Uhh.. no. I didn't do so well working at going to school at the same time. I worked at Dimond theatres before and after though

21. Where did you go most often for lunch?
Uhh.. to the cafeteria. We had taco bell and mcdonalds there already.

22. Have you gained weight since then?
umm.. a ton!

23. What did you do after graduation?
Worked, then the next fall went to Weber State

24. When did you graduate?
1997

25. Who was your Senior prom date?
My cousin, Bubba. It was SO much fun!

26. Are you going to your 10 year reunion?
Absolutely! But My friend's wedding is the same day, so it'll be a quick in and out kinda deal

27. Who was your home room teacher?
Did have homeroom. My first hour senior year was Gov't and then second semester was an independent studies class

28. Who will repost this after you?
probably no one.. I'm sure no one will even read it.. that's okay though!

What if I don't WANNA be honest?

38of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST.


1. Where were you two hours ago?
sleeping in my bed

2. Who will be your next kiss?
Either Brielle or Jake

3. Is there something purple within 10 feet of you?
Hello?! Have you met me?

4. Are you wearing socks right now?
No. I hate socks

5. When was the last time you went out of the state?
Uhh.. nearly 3 years ago to see my Grandma in Washington

6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope. I wanna go today though.. we'll see what happens

7. Last thing you had to drink?
Water

8. What are you wearing right now?
My sweats and a tank top

9. What was your last purchase?
Oreos, cadbury eggs, milk, water, and body oil (it was good deed night!)

10. What's the last thing you wrote?
"Oreos, cadbury eggs, milk, water, and body oil (it was good deed night!)"

11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Uhh.. Jeffrey

12. Who was the last person you got a text message from?
Jeffrey

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last month?
Um.. Yes. I bought a tank top and sweats

14. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Hmm.. Actually I think it was the Super Bowl

15. What is in your pocket right now?
probably some lint, but other than that..

16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Well.. saying Jake's house would probably be stupid.. since I could be ANYWHERE.. so.. I'm going with.. Ireland

17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
a couple of songs

18. Last thing you ate?
Salt and vinegar pringles

19. What's your favorite soup?
I don't like soup all that much so I guess it'd be tomato

20. Do you miss anyone?
Yes. Not sure I'm gonna name them. I miss a few people here in town that I LOVE hanging out with and don't get to often.. But outside of that I miss Brian and Rob (different one)

21. Last play you saw?
Charlotte's Web

22. What are your plans for the day?
I'm going to our first ren faire rehearsal at 2, but other than that I don't have any. I'm sure at some point I'll hit the gym.. that's about it

23. Ever go to camp?
Yeah.. I was thinking about it last night actually.. weird. I went to camp kushtaka two years in a row

24. What do you want right now?
to go on a road trip

25. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Absolutely..

26. What Do You Know About The Future?
That I'm not gonna worry about it till it's the present. I live too much of my life in the future, and I let the present slip by.

27. Are you wearing cologne or perfume?
Nope.. just got out of the shower.. haven't had a chance yet

28. Where are your friends?
probably at their homes.. doing nothing, like me!

29. Last person who made you cry?
Uhh.. no one MADE me cry. I cried cause *I* was frustrated about a situation. So.. I guess.. Me.

30. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
two holes in each ear.

31. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
yep

32. How do you like your soda?
no ice

33. Do you like hot sauce?
not usually

34. Next time you'll take a shower?
tomorrow morning (unless I go to the gym.. then it'll be later on today.. again)

35. What is one thing you're afraid of right now?
Not getting either the state job or the insurance job

36. What is your mood?
content, bored, wistful, hopeful

37. Are you someone’s best friend?
Yes. I am proud to say that I am.

38. What are you going to do now?
Eat breakfast, do some laundry, and watch some anime!

I like this one a LOT.. Memories...

1. Who was your first prom date?
Well.. my boyfriend who was a junior, took me to his junior prom when I was a sophomore. So.. Ben Byrnes

2. Who was your first roommate?
Jennifer Yoakum

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
Well.. My dad let me sip his beer when i was little.. The first drink that i could stand was a duck fart.

4. What was your first job?
Totem Theatre

5. What was your first car?
a 1993 Geo Storm GSI.. SUCH a freaking sweet car.. I LOVED it.. The car I have now is the only one to give it a run for it's money!!

6. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Grant.. she could NOT say Melody.. she called me Melanie.. UGH!

7. Where did you go on your first ride on airplane?
I don't remember it, but from Anchorage to Seattle..

8. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I was by myself..

9. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Erin Flynn and not so much.. would be if we were in contact. Carissa Cote is another one, but I can't ever get a hold of her either.. too bad.

10. Where was your first sleep over?
I'm sure it was at Erin's house

11. Who is the first person you talk to in the morning?
My mom.. cause she comes in to talk me awake in the morning.. SO not one for shining upon rising.

12. Who's wedding were you in the first time?
Aunt Paulie and Uncle Rich. So much fun.

13. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
reset my cell phone alarm.. two or three times..

14. What was the first concert you ever went to?
I don't remember.. The first one I do remember is David Copperfield

15. First tattoo or piercing?
ears at 6 years old.. then redone again at 11yrs

16. First celebrity crush?
Fred Savage

17. First crush?
Mr Natter, the gym teacher.. hehe

18. When was your first detention?
I never had a detention (that I can remember anyways)

19. First pets name?
Silver (she was a super cute dog), then Ashley (my most beloved cat)

20. First Kiss?
Ben Byrnes (There are a few that I'm not counting here.. like experimentation and so forth)

21. Who was the first person to break your heart?
David Brace. He found out that his family was moving, and we had to break up.. I wish I knew where he was now..

I stoled from Andy.. Tee hee

1. Where is the craziest place you have had sex that you are most proud of?

Uhh.. in the bathroom when my brother was right thru the door

2. In an ideal world where money is no object, what is your drink of choice (that you have had before)?

Mmmm.. Mudslide

3. What color is your favorite sex toy?

Purple

4. Have you ever purchased new underwear instead of doing laundry?

Nope..

5. What do you wear, if anything, when you sleep?

Pants and a tank top or just a shirt/jersey

6. Can you still count the number of lovers you have had on both hands?

on one hand actually..

7. Both hands and both feet?

See above.

8. Boxers or Briefs?

boxers.. SOo hot.

9. Do you have normal slippers or big fuzzy crazy ones?

Fuzzy crazy ones of course!

10. What is your favorite food item to incorporate into making love?

Uhh.. So far.. chocolate syrup

11. Have you ever had a one night stand?

If you could call it that..

12. Ever have one and STILL not know their name?

Nope.

13. Roman gods or Greek Gods?

Greek

14. Jessica Rabbit or Lara Croft?

Jessica.. She's my aspiration

15. Single Favorite Food Item.. (no multiple answers)

err.. i guess pizza

16. The Number one person on your “LIST” that you are allowed to have sex with in your fantasy world?

Huh?? Uhh.. In my fantasy world, couldn't I really be able to have sex with ANYONE? It's MY fantasy, right?!

17. Ticklish or not?

TOO ticklish

18. Bagel or Donut?

Both. Depending on type and mood

19. Will you celebrate March 14th- Steak and Blowjob day? (It’s real, check the net)

If Fran is right, absolutely!!

20. What would YOU do with a flying monkey if you had one?

Send him to attack a certain few people.. Watch the carnage and laugh my ass off..

If I were to die tomorrow...

Would you tell all your friends goodbye? yes.. and that I love them all so much

Would you tell the one you've been crushing on that you love them? I already have.. but I certainly would.

Would you spend the rest of your money? Uhh.. hmm.. I might try to get some life insurance QUICK!

Would you go get drunk with some friends? no way..

What would you do if you had $1 million to spend in 1 day? I would buy a wii, tons of games, buy stuff for all my friends, cars, houses, etc.. then donate the rest (if there way anything else.)

What would you do with the one guy you liked if he told you to do anything you want? everything.

Would you go get high? no way

If you could meet any music star...who would it be? Uhh.. hmm.. Probably Shakira or the lead singer of Smashmouth

Would you rather spend the day with family or your friends and favorite bands? This is horrible, but I don't think i could choose

What band would you want to party with? uhh.. smashmouth

Would you eat anythink you want if you tell yourself "what the heck im gonna die anyway"? probably wouldn't be worried about it.

Would you pray for forgivness? More than likely.. Which is really unfortunate

Would you go to church? no. again.. i'm a hypocrite

Would you cuss out your teacher that gave you an "F"? Absolutely not.. I should have asked for clarification

Would you run naked around your house? nope.

What would you do with all of your friends? (nice answer Jeanne) I would play video games and board games, and sing, and dance, and kiss them all.. and cry a LOT

Who is the #1 person you would love to die with? Let me reword this.. who is the number one person I would want next to me when I died? Right now? My mom, dad, and JEMS

Would you do something stupid? When don't I?

If so, what would it be? Crying

Do you think this survey is stupid? No.. it's fun and it makes you think

Would you make out with another of the same sex if the person you like asked you to? Depending on the person, yeah!

How many hours will it take you to do all these things 1-24? Ummm... well if I only have one day I want all 24 hours.

Do you think you would go to Heaven or Hell? Heaven (ish).. i kinda don't believe in the cut and dry like that though.. so that's close enough.

Jeanne, you freaking ROCK!

1. Do you believe paranormal phenomena exist?
Hmm.. I don't really have an opinion. I just go with it.

2. What is your favorite thing to buy in a porn store or online website?
Supplies for my business.. hehe

3. Do you like to eat spam?
Never had it, don't really want it.

4. What is the most amount of money you have spent on a single piece of furniture?
I think it was $800.00

5. What is the most amount of money you have spent at a hair salon?
OMG.. a LOT. I had extensions in Georgia.. Probably like $150.00, but my mom paid nearly $400.00 to get my hair from black back to red.

6. Who do you think is more annoying Jerry Prevo or Theresa Obermeyer?
ICK! I don't like either of them. But I'm going with Theresa.. just cause her son went to East when I was a senior, and she was in the school all the time freaking out at people.. and HER FREAKING VOICE!!! UGH!

7. What is the best theme party you have ever attended?
Uhh.. Game night!

8. If you were going to write your own on line quiz, what would the title be?
I already have.. it was something about stalking Frank..

9. Do you think you can have wisdom without knowledge?
absolutely.

10. Favorite kind of pizza at the Moose’s Tooth?
Pesto Supreme.. OMG.. SO delish!

11. What is the most amount of people you have had living with you at one time?
Uhh.. When we were living at my ex inlaw's house it was 9 people.

12. Where did you go college?
Weber State, UAA, and BYU Hawaii

13. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
hmm.. If it's a GUILTY pleasure, then I guess I know why I feel guilty for liking it. But I'm NOT gonna say it!

14. When was the last time you went to a strip club?
Uhh.. it was in November I think.

15. Would you ever go on an all lesbian cruise to Hawaii just to meet women?
No. But I would definitely go and help a friend pick up women!

16. Do you think round-a-bouts are pure genius or accidents waiting to happen?
I freaking love them. In Germany they're everywhere.. We REALLY need to have roads like they do.. Everything went SO smoothly.. sigh..

17. Do you think Jeanne should quit her job and start writing on-line quizzes for “fun”?
Absolutely.. Gives us fun stuff to do when we aren't doing fun stuff with others!

18. Do you think that Fur Rondy is tons of fun or a waste of money?
Tons of fun, if you participate... I think it's a great Alaskan tradition though..

19. Which pick up line do you think would work best? “I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?" or "What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
I like 'em both, but I think I'm going with the first one too.

20. Do you think gaydar actually exists?
Why not?

21. Have you ever had a last-time romp in the sack with an ex after breaking up, for old times sake?
Yes.

22. During foreplay, leading up to sex, who usually takes your clothes off?
I haven't ever really payed much attention, but I think I did.

23. What do you typically do after having sex?
Uhh.. I used to clean up, then usually get kinda frustrated. It's a longish story

24. What is the most you have ever spent on a pair of shoes?
uhh.. I think my Doc Martens were like 150.00 and my Danskos were 100.00

25. Do you prefer to sleep naked or with PJ’s?
depends on how early i have to be up the next day, or whether I have brielle. I'm never completely naked though.. usually just commando with a big tshirt on.

I gotta kiss on the cheek!

1. When was the last time you saw your best friend?
Friday night

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Putting on my make up.. AT work. lol

3. What were you doing 1 hour ago?
making myself an avatar for Gaim

4. Are you any good at math?
HELL to the No.

7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Umm.. I don't think so. A little annoyed, but not mad.

8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
Nope.. but it's super cute!

9. Last thing received in the mail?
The books I ordered from the Mystery Guild

10. How many different drinks have you had today?
None.. whatsoever. I'm in SERIOUS need of a coffee too.. sigh

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Sometimes.. But they're usually goofy and overly dramatic..

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Last time I was at the beach I drew a heart with Jeff's name and tooka picture.. Obviously it's been a while

16. What's outside your front door?
The porch.

17. Do you have plans for saturday night?
Yep. I MAY be going out with a few friends, but at midnight I WILL be at the airport..

18. Do you like the ocean?
Sure, why not?

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for christmas?
icky. unfortunately yes.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Duh. But it HAS been awhile

21. Would you get back together with your ex, if you could?
again.. HELL to the No.

22. Something you are excited about?
Uhh.. hmm.. Sunday afternoon and tonight.

23. Are you happy with life right now?
Sure. I'm not UNhappy.

26. Where do you keep your change?
Either in a jar in my room, or in the ash tray of my car.

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people? Hmm.. Spoke? I sang in front of a large group of people fairly recently, but otherwise I'm going with BYU Hawaii. I stood up in front of ALL the freshmen at the initiation meeting and asked why they hadn't mentioned Alaska. It was nerve racking, but SO much fun!

28. Do you like anyone right now?
Well.. I try to like everyone. But if we're talking *crushing* then yeah.

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Sunny. And it was pretty much the most fun birthday I've ever had!

30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Depends. Closed when Brielle isn't there, open when she is.

Me too!!

1. If I were a planet, I would be:
Riva

2. If I were a month, I would be:
September

3. If I were a day of the week, I would be:
Wednesday

4. If I were a time of day, I would be:
8:25 pm

5. If I were a sea animal, I would be:
Harbor Seal

6. If I were a direction, I would be:
Proceed with Caution

7. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:
Purple velvet chaise

8. If I were a sin, I would be:
pride

9. If I were an historical figure, I would be:
Sacagawea

10. If I were a liquid, I would be:
Kahlúa

11. If I were a stone, I would be:
Amethyst

12. If I were a tree, I would be:
Cocobolo Rosewood

13. If I were a bird, I would be:
Puffin

14. If I were a tool, I would be:
Allen wrench

15. If I were a flower/plant:
forget-me-not

16. If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
Partly cloudy, in the 60's, with a slight breeze

18. If I were an animal, I would be:
Ring tailed Lemur

19. If I were a color or shade, I would be
Eggplant purple

20. If I were an emotion, I would be:
forlorn

21. If I were a vegetable, I would be:
artichoke

22. If I were a sound, I would be:
hehe.. a Melody

23. If I were an element, I would be:
Wind (using gaming elements)

24. If I were a car, I would be:
Geo Storm GSI

25. If I were a song, I would be:
I'll Stand By You

26. If I were a movie, I would be directed by:
Sam Raimi, DUH.

27. If I were a book, I would be written by:
David Eddings

28. If I were a food, I would be:
Chicken Fajitas

29. If I were a place, I would be:
Lincoln City, OR.